Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 19hPreview of this year's Halloween lawn set up. Ive been so busy its UP but barely lit at the moment. Rather proud of this one 151
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Well if you all liked him so much, here's his brother 070
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you have a jointed cutout skeleton, he sits on your bathroom door doing the peepee dance. I dont make the rules. 0112
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Between work, the almost 2 year old tearing through the house, and MORE family news on the way.... spooky season is taking a huge step back this year. Is what it is at this point. 010
Reposted by JbonesyDinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The official sound of Halloween! 2330488
Reposted by JbonesyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Holy fuck am I bad at this website. 68333
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026**come on, you can do it. just write something appealing** FUCK. **try harder** SHIT 000
Reposted by Jbonesystrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026*Unsubscribes from consciousness* 311451
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tasteful nudes but its really just a sculpture using hot dogs as Lincoln Logs 000
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Its finally October! Now quit it you two, one of ya already doesn't have legs 010
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Getting the onset spooky season blues early... Between life and the weather, i haven't been able to get the yard skeletons set up. Being off on Sundays also means...when the hell am I going to get to do AnYtHing?! 020
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Look, unless they're st Louis BBQ, nobody wants to see your ribs. 000
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Literally the only movie that makes me mouth-water-nauseated in a looooong time. Go watch it! 010
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Its September 18, im looking at one aisle of Halloween, one of Christmas, and I wanna PUKE. We used to be a decent society. 040
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh god no, I'd never even walk across a casino floor with 500 in my hand haha 000
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well that was an interesting short evening. Some lady tried to pick me up at the bar, another made $500 dissappear in 5 minutes, and I went home knowing you dont bet more than you can afford to lose. 000
Reposted by JbonesySanshin Soba- Yo Ki @sanshinsoba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Going to swallow my pride and bump this again. Being healthy costs too much. But I'm going to keep trying my best. 02623
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Friends, its been an 11 hour day walking the streets of Atlantic City suburbs. Im sunburnt, tired, and someone should summon a drink into my hand ASAP. 010
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Pretty much Can't even make silly spooky videos that get noticed anymore 010
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lightning was a black tea and gravity was a carrot juice blend. 110
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I collected these for the shapes and flavors, lighting, fire, and gravity being high on the list 110
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We know what he'd say.static.klipy.comIndiana Jones IndyALT: Indiana Jones Indy 051
Reposted by JbonesyJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hey, you want me to pick up some ghost jizz? 211610388
Reposted by Jbonesydawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 10/09/2026your mission, should you choose to accept it: Find your silly shit stoke your fire find your tribe 1019747
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This whole "work 6 10hr days a week constantly" thing is giving me the tired sads. 010
Jbonesy @profjbones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Right?? Im not one to wear beer tees but this would make a banging poster 000
