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Professor Stanley Unwin

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On a celestibole cloudy, with posthumole communicapers from the grale beyonder, whisperit worms of wisdy in the eardrobes there.

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goSciu @gosciu.bsky.social · 19h
I remembered this image that explains it and I could find it quickly because I searched for what it was describing using its own alt text
Hand-drawn infographic on a blue background titled “Why use alt text?” with six panels in a 2x3 grid, each showing a reason with a small sketched social media post:

Slow internet: alt text appears in place of unloaded images.
Findability: alt text helps search content, shown with a search for “dog with banana”.
Screen readers: alt text is read aloud by text-to-speech software, shown as a dark transcript describing a Pomeranian in a banana costume.
Translation: alt text can be translated, shown as English to German.
Readability: text in images can be made legible, shown as scribbled text read as “a character says ‘hello guys’”.
Disambiguation: descriptions clarify intent, shown with a post asking “Can my pet swim?” and an image of a bunny.
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 19h
My 2026 Christmas wrap designs are now available for pre-order. Have a look www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas
Four Christmas gift wrap designs featuring vinyl record Christmas puddings, baubles, fairy lights and crackers.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Deep joy on BBC2 1976 celebrakers, rememberit camera on #TOTP alway zoom in on bassly guitarm dury lead solos.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Talentymost in the comedifole, and delighty warbles in the eardrobes there. Oh yes.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Commiserale.
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little Friday night timeline cleanser. 🙂
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On the ripe ham sigold. Folly
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ahem. Catalonifold!
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thankly-ho to @radiolento.bsky.social for most atmosphery and transportfold audibold sculpture in the eardrobes there. Oh yes. Deep, deep joy. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/r...
podcasts.apple.com
302 Soundscenes of rolling thunder over the Pyrenees (possibly sleep safe)
Podcast Episode · Radio Lento podcast · 30 September · 50min
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On National Poetry Day, here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
The Power of Poetry
 
with things falling apart
and anarchy let loose,
 
it was only poetry, he found,
which had any use,
 
so he reached for his copy  
of The Complete Works of Yeats
 
and bludgeoned the President
of the United States


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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Folly folly, Duncloppers.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pinchly punchit, firstly monthlode! And whiteymost bunnyfloppers there.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having one of those days today.
In the Park
 
In the park,
the tall trees are waving
in the morning breeze.
 
I wave back
only to realize they are waving
at the person behind me.


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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On a motorcyclode from Rouen to Vernon, twistymost road along the curvit banks of the Seine, 60mph, kneeclabbers scrapit. Deep joy! Askit Mrs on the pilliode (bluetoop in the crash-helmy there) if she enjoying the ride. Snorit from the back seat. Fastly sleeplode! Deep deep folly.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Autumn poem just dropped.
[The poem has been written in the shape of a deciduous tree with letters (or ‘leaves’) missing from the text]:
 
  comm   n pr  ble    whe    writin    p   ems
in the shape of decid o   s trees
is t  at once t   ere ar   ives
the fir   t sti   rings of    he new aut   mn breeze,  
  he       oems will begi    to shake    hemselves ge   tly  
  ntil their letters loos   n like leaves,
an they d start to float down
then
 
[The missing letters from the tree have landed on the last line to form the phrase]

turntomushuponthegroun

[The final ‘d’ is floating down to complete the phrase.]
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bonaloppers to vader your dolly ekelode. #Polariwinese
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Begly pardlode?
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Timeline is once agail an infinile streab of crossly-postit and screen-grabby of hateymost and offensy dross from digifold cesspits. Deep folly! More unfalollowit, and considerapers of deletage of this final social media presence.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Abasball #TheCricket #ENGvPAK
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The London Underground map needs a light grey line for connecting stations that are close enough to walk between.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Слава Україні! In Unwinese: “Slavamost Ukrainiloppers”
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Commiserale. Folly.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The celestibole cloudy has elevapered levels of glamour by throo-thousel percent, and everybole is foot-tapful and hand-clappit to a beautymost warbly, and an inspraker. #RIPDolly
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Name your favourite Bob
‘Bob’ from Blackadder II
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Deep, deep joy!
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This animation of all the trains in France, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany & Switzerland is awesome chillchamp1.github.io/github.io/#eu
chillchamp1.github.io
One Day on Rails
Every scheduled train over one day — Germany, the USA, Greater Tokyo and Berlin — animated from the real timetables.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
D’oh!
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Folly
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Delightymost woof’n’yappit there. #HesAVeryGoodBoy
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Showed to Mrs Scrile and asked “Jiggle-saw Puzzlit?” Divorce threatened. Folly folly
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Shorter camera operator
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Small Paul!
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The geniole inspirakers of Moose! Deepest joy.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Currentfole standit outsole, with raindroppers trickly-how on the noggin and coolmost, damper scorch grass under nakey feet. Deep joy! #MakeFistsWithYourToes Oh yes.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
For peeplodes addicty to #SewingBee , highlymost recommendapers for hispany version: www.rtve.es/play/videos/... #Españunwinese
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One of French puppeteer Raphaël Gromy’s most recognizable performances features a puppet painting real artworks on canvas, blending puppetry, live performance, and visual art into a unique theatrical experience. 😊 IG: @artistsuniversum @raphael_gromy
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Don Chisciotte = Don Quixote in the Italiode languey.
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 15/08/2026
In the press. My Capsule print is featured in the Daily Mirror today. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/product-page...
Daily Mirror home section featuring a geometric print by Gail.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Or role-playit as a Robot for grandchilders. #BleepBloop
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Humilifole, eloquey,modest and charmlymost. #MakesYouProud
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Turtle eclipse
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Chin scratchit and behile-the-ear tickly recommendapers.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Speedilymost recoverit, Peteloppers!
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#SundayPix #SundayPixChair At Cushenden Caves in #NornIron - filmit location for Melissandre’s Cave in #GameOfThrones
An upholstered armchair with sword blades around the backrest in a parody of The Iron Throne in Game of Thrones.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“Expectly speaklode?” “Oh folly folly, no. Expectly croak’n’snuffit there.”
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