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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★

@proceduraltexture.bsky.social
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Semi-sentient cell bundle free-falling thru spacetime. Libertarian socialist, antifascist, friend to LGBTQIA+. We/us, not taken not looking. Borges fan, Jung ponderer, Farker, unreliable at DMs (sorry). PNW 🇨🇦🍁 Cryptobros, TERFs, fascists → blocked 🚯

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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 2h
Tohoku coast, Japan. Quite a similar landscape, other than it faces east.
Kitayamazaki Cape, Iwate prefecture in 2008.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 7h
My love of GIFs and bad puns is incurable.
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Quasimodo to Esmeralda: I'm a monster, you know
ALT: Quasimodo to Esmeralda: I'm a monster, you know
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 7h
Is that a confirmed bad posture diagnosis, or...? /sorry
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Siobhán Cullen as Dove: Just A Hunch
ALT: Siobhán Cullen as Dove: Just A Hunch
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 9h
I regret to inform you that if you genuinely believe Mark “Zionist Palestine” Carney deserves the Nobel peace prize, you have molasses for brains ❤️
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 10h
Incel alert.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 11h
Debbie loves and funds the fascist genocidal IDF who trained I.C.E. to do what they do. She's a genocide enabler and 100% complicit with this clusterfuck. We know what you are, Debbie.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13h
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 325-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 11h
Yep.
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Donald Trump: 'You Know It. Everybody Knows It.'
Alt: Known pedophile and diaper wearer Donald Trump, says: 'You Know It. I know it. Everybody Knows It.'
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 12h
Right-wing Xtians are evil nutjobs, plain and simple.
Quote:
"Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
--Reverend Benjamin Cremler
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 12h
bsky.app/profile/thej...
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope AOC primaries you in 2028.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess the "future of war" will be America getting its ass handed to it.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BlueSky's mediocre interface choices make it all too easy to mute/block someone who posted a thread when you wanted to mute/block someone in the comments. I've done a couple of times and luckily caught my error.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are you implying Chuckles is entitled to bribes or favors before he should helped candidates who've won their primary? Because I can't think any of more disgusting and corrupt suggestion, which speaks poorly of both yours and Kapo Schumer's politics.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Resign, kapo.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And you've helped him every step of the way, because you're a fascist collaborator who only works for the billionaire donors. Resign, kapo.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Context?
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I seem to have misplaced my beer.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PostMedia and the National Post should face consequences for publishing this vile op-ed. Yoni Goldstein should be charged for inciting violence.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anti-trans Dems are just Republican operatives. Nobody gets thrown under the bus, except these bigots.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Schumer's so well connected, and yet so completely useless it has to be deliberate.
A short e-mail from Jeffrey Epstein to Jes Staley dated 2/16/2013 simply reads "I have dinner with Schumer tonight."
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Summary of Li'l Petey Kegbreath's rousing speech:
A revolutionary war commander on horseback shouts "Leroy Jenkins!" as he charges ahead of the troops.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mr Burns Mr Burns Dancing
Alt: Mr Burns Dancing
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Use incorrect emojis then. This one is an undead bear emerging from the grave, useful for absolutely no occasions: "\_ʕ ˣᴥˣ ʔ_/"
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here's a cute spider to help you recover from the trauma.
A very small jumping spider with a water droplet sitting on their head.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
40% of cops are ADMITTED spouse abusers. The actual number is higher. #ACAB
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@zackpolanski.bsky.social asks, why is the govt reducing arms sales to Israel, we should be ending them completely.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Congratulations. This is your new #earworm. Just play it on repeat for the rest of your day.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've long wanted to see a VW van as the gondola beneath an airship.
The 200-meter rigid airship USS Shenandoah (1923-5)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Shenandoah_(ZR-1)
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pulled me in. Thanks for that.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yikes.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're a fascist foreign agent. You're as bad as Trump, maybe even worse.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got 875. It's fairly forgiving.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You learned nothing from history. Sit the fuck down and think about what you have become.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Psychologically, religion and chatbots are basically the same thing: A slightly-mad bicameral echo chamber, in the Jaynesian sense. The traditional holy men and women didn't need to cook the planet to validate their hallucinations, though, and that's objectively better.
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hasan Piker is correct.
Hasan Piker: "We are the normal ones. It is less normal to constantly fucking freak out about transgender people than it is to just let transgender people live... You know what's abnormal? Constantly fucking worrying about children's genitals. That is the most weirdo freak shit of all time."
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one was correct, too: bsky.app/profile/proc...
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Told you so. All the motion among the Dems is from the new faces. The Dem old guard offered zero resistance, when they weren't outright collaborating with the Regime.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not certain either exists as a viable entity today.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's quite simple: Corporate Dems are 80s Boomer Republicans. They took over the party in 1992. At last, 34 years later, they're starting to lose their grip.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our Prime Minister is a fucking moron in the pocket of billionaire fucks.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who's paying you how much to make these brain-dead decisions? Because they're sure as hell not in the public interest.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're not paying attention. Carney is a conservative and he is privatizing everything. He is exactly the same as the UK Labour Party and US Democrats and 1930 German liberals who paved the road for the rise of fascism by embracing the oligarchs. Left populism is the only path forward.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hopefully the UK Labour Party will extinct itself in the next election. They destroyed any integrity they once had and they absolutely fucking deserve to cease existing as a political entity. #GoGreen
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#FreePalestine and a big "fuck you" to the simpering genocide collaborators in the Labor party.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The whole office: www.tompkinscountyny.gov/All-Departme...
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope you've also got a cat named Orion.
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