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Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Them: The entire pre-Christian West was bisexual (sneering) Me: The entire pre-Christian West was bisexual (clapping, whistling, hooting & hollering)

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Heated Rivalry? The Epic of Gilgamesh is about two buff boys almost kissing and that shit has been out for five thousand years.

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The only good side-effect of our current Court of Evil Perverts government is the maybe permanent end of the USA's global hegemony. All my homies hate empires.

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Ultimately, what we're up against re: authoritarianism is a small group of losers and buffoons who, for one reason or another, have decided that seizing the power of life and death over as many people as possible is preferable to having one interest and getting good at sex.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 28/07/2026

the point of all creative endeavor is to get someone you admire to say something so thoughtfully cruel about it that you can tell they actually really enjoyed it

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

im sorry

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

If scientists ever identify the Universal Common Ancestor, I want five minutes alone with that guy to make him answer for all of this.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/12/2025

Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2025

Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Why do tech guys insist on inserting themselves into politics? Shut up and code imo

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

(Seeing an improv podcaster I've been a fan of for a decade get a role in a TV show) "I am the kingmaker."

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Primarily via aid cuts, the United States is currently committing genocide abroad. With the war chest given to ICE, they are preparing to commit it at scale domestically. This is a criminal government that must be stopped and its members tried for their crimes.

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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

And AGAIN, this is why hammering voters in red states about getting “what they voted for” is a losing strategy—it lacks humanity and sows distrust. Instead, we should show up for the people and stand with them and AGAINST the those in power.

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Few people are willing to (correctly) adopt a French Resistance attitude toward this government, but I bet they'd really hate to have to take the Russian approach. #news #history #resist #nokings #immigration #dotheseworkonthis

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

"The white race is being replaced." Literally who cares? Grow up and get a real identity. Stephen Miller could have just learned how to tell jokes and gotten along just fine in the most abundant society ever, but half the idiots that look like him would rather die in Civil War 2 than have hobbies.

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Masculinity is a prison and, therefore, must be abolished.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 02/07/2025

Are you all resolv’d to give your voices?

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Congratulations to New York City the home of the famous water for pizza dough

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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

worldwide terrorism warning, or taking a single second out of your fucking day to learn that someone wants to be called she, he, or they conservatives: we would like to die please

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

i don't need your BULLSHIT in my banana bread!!!!

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

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Deb Haaland @debhaalandnm.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Cowardice, nonsense, and complete bullshit. These are not normal times. I stand with @padilla.senate.gov for doing what it takes to stand up to injustice.

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

@realdonaldtrump make it illegal for balding guys to keep the horseshoe or the deep peak. Grotesquery. Shave it like I did when I started balding at 22.

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

The knife in my belly raises substantial issues related to my future well-being. In the spirit of the NYT, I have decided to adopt a wait-and-see approach to this development.

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

New Mandela Effect!! Records now show that bread has only existed for fifteen years. Any other 90's kids remember bread on TV????

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

If I'm ever mortally wounded, I promise to exposit the events leading up to my death in a journal and then smear the final entry, of vital import to the hero, with blood.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

G.P.T - dashare.zone ADMIN

A COOL A$$ SKELOTEN FLICKEN OFF THERE COMPUTER, AND THERE COMPUTER IS RUNNEN A COOL PROGRAM (10 PRINT "dashare.zone" 20 GOTO 10) AND THERE TIRED OF HOW WE HAVE TO ARGUE OVER WHETHER OR NOT WE HAVE TO LET COMPUTER GENERATED SLOP PUSH EVERY THING ELSE OFF THE INTERNET, AND DA TEXT SAYS "THEONLY GPT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING HIGH AND PANICKING BECAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH " AND LETS BE REAL THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY MADE IT SO KIDS CAN PUT THERE HOMEWORK IN GPT AND GET FREE HOMEWORK IS BECAUSE THERE KNEE CAPPING THE NEXT GENERATIONS RESISTENCE TO ITS USE, IT WAS DONE ON PURPOSE TO MAKE SURE KIDS NOW WILL GROW INTO ADULTS WHO HAVE A FONDNESS FOR THE COMPUTER SLOP, THEN THEY MAKE SURE TO SAY "NOOOO DONT USE IT FOR HOMEWORK" TO GIVE ALL THE KIDS THE IDEA THAT THEY SHOULD USE THE GPT SHIT, THINK ABOUT IT, IM RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Millennial drag names are like "Lynn Manuela Miranda Hobbes from Sex and the City"

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Posting fed his need for attention but also trapped him in a loop that accelerated his derangement and exposed his ignorance and naivete. It's crazy to have a diagram of your descent into madness

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Elon thinks that he's Julius Caesar but really he's Crassus. Here's to hoping he faces a crushing defeat in a false war against the Parthians, never to be heard from again. 🤞

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 19/03/2025

Now, justice on the doers!

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I don't know much about country music, but I know I like the stuff from the era where it was about 50/50 written by damaged men and the women they were neglecting. Commentary aside, some of those songs really get you moving.

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

In a massive snub to Dr. Pepper, the position of CDC director has been offered to the less qualified outsider Mr. Pibb.

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

go viral

Drawing of a Cybertruck Future Vehicle in a parking space outside the Diarrhea Treatment Institute with the caption "It is ableist to make a photo of my Cybertruck parked at the diarrhea clinic go viral"

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

As an American, I'm horrified but equally embarrassed that the endgame of the Christian right is fully led by weird dorks who see themselves as strongmen. These dumbfucks are really the best they could do? It's shameful. We must stop getting scammed by these 4Chan fascists. #news #trump #tesla

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Which came first, the TV or the TV dinner? 🤔🤔

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and JD Vance are the endgame of patriarchy and capitalism. Three miserable dorks too stupid to break free from the mindset that Money=Power=Freedom=Happiness are tampering with the fates of millions of people because our global society is obsessed with Number Go Up. Be more!

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Lotta people calling me "dirt poor" on here lately. You've got it backward. I'm CASH poor. HE has blessed me with a wealth of dirt. 👏👏👏

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