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The Straight of Hormel

@privateprism.bsky.social
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Authority denier. For each drop spilled by the lash, two by the sword. All rights are 🫵 your rights and you are worth fighting for.

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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well it's like they say: Absolute power? Absolutely!
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lenny from Of Mice and Men trying to take his Wellbutrin:
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"...as opposition grows against AI grows among voters." Did AI make this post for you?
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"The only political party we have" has repeatedly capitulated to the fascists and made unforced errors. Maybe they need to look inward and transform themselves to become electable!
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Politics is not just numbers and even if it were, Dems need to be taught that their numbers can GO DOWN if they do a piss poor job or throw their constituents to the wolves. How can you expect a trans person to choose between a person who wants to kill them and one who simply wants them dead?
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Erin Reed is an active and reputable journalist who has been writing about queer, and especially trans, issues for years. Fuck these anti-trans dems, I do not want their help in the struggle. If you won't even use your VOICE to protect an imperiled group, you cannot be fully trusted. Period.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think they've realized they created a Bad Product and are preparing people for it to get worse and more expensive via development cost-cutting, with the excuse being "We had to make it dumber because it wanted to do a Matrix :("
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Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Them: The entire pre-Christian West was bisexual (sneering) Me: The entire pre-Christian West was bisexual (clapping, whistling, hooting & hollering)
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Eat shit dweeb.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Heated Rivalry? The Epic of Gilgamesh is about two buff boys almost kissing and that shit has been out for five thousand years.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The only good side-effect of our current Court of Evil Perverts government is the maybe permanent end of the USA's global hegemony. All my homies hate empires.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ok but I do want open borders also.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ultimately, what we're up against re: authoritarianism is a small group of losers and buffoons who, for one reason or another, have decided that seizing the power of life and death over as many people as possible is preferable to having one interest and getting good at sex.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 28/07/2026
the point of all creative endeavor is to get someone you admire to say something so thoughtfully cruel about it that you can tell they actually really enjoyed it
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
im sorry
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If scientists ever identify the Universal Common Ancestor, I want five minutes alone with that guy to make him answer for all of this.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Spiritually vacuous take. Truly karmically destructive worldview on display here. Yikes.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Clown publication for clown people.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hey ICE, Chuck Schumer wants to see your beautiful smiles while you gun down patriots in the streets.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Still too tepid. Think bigger. Coward.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Criminally negligent reporting. You're going down too, you fuckers.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Fascism is not a rational political philosophy. It is a hodge-podge of thought-terminating brutalities brought about by fear of a changing environment. They do not have a clear vision for a society beyond their attainment and leverage of might in the short term.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
"I can't be a dumbass. I have memorized so much data. I've never been a dumbass."
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/12/2025
Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Collaborator.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Investors, always one step behind normal people with real jobs.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Okay, well I have news about your gross ass and horse breath. If you want to litigate that publicly, that's your choice.
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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
All of these guys are so fucking dumb.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Bro he's trying to invade blue cities with the military.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Fuck you! Get out of the way!
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Fucking dork.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Not true in my reality. Sorry.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Many, many societies and social movements in history have been influenced by a disdain for things like human connection, emotional honesty, and egalitarianism. Donald Trump is a more recent symptom of a sickness that runs deep into our collective past.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
🤡
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
We have to start limiting income to reading and writing proficiency or something. Money alone should also not allow a person like this to have any appreciable influence. Capitalism letting morons who cheat to make Number Go Up become our god-kings is so fucking sick.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Ask it about the Butlerian Jihad.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2025
Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One
Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I feel more and more every day like this country was hit in the head with a brick. Maybe that's what COVID was. It just feels like everyone is so easy to fool and so desperate for a king or a robot to make their decisions for them. We have all the tools for a Good society and refuse to see it.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Our country has been so completely overrun by unprincipled middle managers and middlemen that their siphoning of money is usually explicitly legal. Advertising and administrative budgets are so out of proportion with their real value that they've been able to "promote" themselves into everything.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Legacy media when an object is colorful:
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
WSJ figuring out that the economy of a nation with 400-million people takes time to bear out the results of some policy changes:
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Go fuck yourself. I will never sell out any of my neighbors to collaborate with conservative genocide, to Newsom or anyone else. No more "lesser of two evils" resignation and false bravado about being pragmatic. Unprincipled neoliberals' soft touch approach to fascism is why we're here.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The resistance has no place for Negative Nellies.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I think permanent and mandatory exile to Arkansas could constitute a "zero tolerance" punishment. All respect to the good people of Arkansas, of course.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Oof.
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The Straight of Hormel @privateprism.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Give them the whole state and pay for anyone who wants to relocate. We just need to geographically isolate these White Pride fucks so they can try their "perfect society" IRL and watch it fall apart.
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