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Christopher Zorn

@prisonrodeo.bsky.social
9.5K followers 4.4K following 3K posts

He/him. Nebraska-born #firstgen, Truman State alum, proud dad, GenX prof at Penn State + GSERM. Courts, stats, 🎸. #COYS since ‘95. Pros: Oxford comma, 0-dep, Miles Davis. Antis: MAGA, "causal inference," Woolwich.

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Jim Benson (OurFounder) @ourfounder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Comment to defend or deny your abject terror to read "this". Also...what did you think "this" was? For quality purposes our staff is anonymous, protected under aggressive NDAs, and cannot speak in public for any reason.
Official HOMEGA graphic, Department of Unredacted Information and Clickbait, stamped CLICKBAIT in red so nobody can say they weren't told. Left: the cover of The Social Life of Small Enclosed Spaces, a woman in glasses staring out of a ship's porthole with an expression of "great, another problem." and a red WITHHELD stamp across the sky above her. Right: MOST PEOPLE ARE TOO AFRAID TO READ THIS. ARE YOU? in green, then three checkboxes nobody has ticked: too afraid to read it right now, in three months, forever. Below that, a paragraph accusing you of secretly reading it already. Bottom: a fake comment box asking "Too afraid, or reading it right now?" The book is by Jim Benson. It is on titanauts.com and Amazon. Audio book out in Q4 2026.
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What the world... ...needs now... ...is doom... ...sweet doom
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The English Premier League finished this year with 14 teams (out of 20) having a goal difference between -10 and 10. In the last five seasons preceding, that number was eight, five, five, eight, and four. What a weird season.
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Dr Selena Wisnom @lswisnom.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
📣 IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE FREE LIBRARY TURN IT INTO A COMMUNITY PANTRY ASAP IF YOU ARE ABLE
In view of the SNAP crisis, providing pantry stable items to those in need. Please take what you need and leave what you can, no perishible items please.
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Chris Bilder @chrisbilder.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
There is definitely "no place like Nebraska": U. of Nebraska-Lincoln (@unlincoln.bsky.social) is recommending the elimination of my Dept. of Statistics along with 5 other departments and other cuts. These recommendations include laying off 50+ tenured faculty--no other university does this. 1/
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
While I have you papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
Conspiracy Abolition
Virginia Law Review, 2026
69 Pages
Posted: 7 Aug 2024
Last revised: 26 Feb 2025
Evan D. Bernick
Northern Illinois University - College of Law
Date Written: July 24, 2024
Abstract
Criminal conspiracy seems as American as apple pie. Every state criminalizes conspiracy, and there are dozens of federal conspiracy statutes. The crime of conspiracy is
the darling of prosecutors across the political spectrum.
It has been wielded against poor Black teens and White TV moguls; anti-carceral and anti-abortion activists; rap stars and a President. Conspiracy's hold on U.S. criminal
systems is firm. This Article seeks to break that hold. The crime of conspiracy promotes surveillance of and violence against poor people of color. It is a menace to freedom of expression, the right of a criminal defendant to confront an adverse witness, and the rule of law. Its purported social benefits remain unsubstantiated; its social costs have been understated when they have not been outright ignored. And it can't be reformed. It should be
abolished.
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
JOB: psu.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/PSU_Ac...
psu.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com
Assistant Professor, Political Science
APPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS: CURRENT PENN STATE EMPLOYEE (faculty, staff, technical service, or student), please login to Workday to complete the internal application process. Please do not apply here, a...
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Lower league football (soccer) >= minor league baseball www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Dorking fan, 54, answers call to play in goal as club wrestles with injury crisis
Terry Dunn, 54, has answered an emergency call from his National league South club after 28 years in retirement
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Check out this great piece by @mcclennen65.bsky.social in which I played a small part: www.salon.com/2025/08/09/n...
salon.com
Greg Gutfeld will never outshine Stephen Colbert
Fox News tries to credit Gutfeld's show for Colbert's cancellation — but the facts tell a different story
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
OMG #COYS
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Well this is weird. (Link: constitution.congress.gov/constitution/)
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Political science friends: help a sister out. #polisky #polmeth #politicalscience
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Sophia McClennen @mcclennen65.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Chk out my new piece on the first time that CBS sacrificed satire and caved to pressure. It is a good reminder that they may be cancelling Colbert, but satire will adapt and thrive. #colbert #colbertcancellation #satire #smothersbrothers #CBS #Paramount www.salon.com/2025/07/25/s...
salon.com
Stephen Colbert wasn’t CBS’s first satirical sacrifice
Caving to pressure from two presidents, the network fired the Smothers Brothers in 1969
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 25/07/2025
IT'S LIVE
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Hulk Hogan, Trump idol and enemy of the free press, dead at 71
An anti-eulogy by Josephine Riesman
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/07/2025
ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Colbert - South Park crossover, who’s in?
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Medium or Substack?
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Happy “Berhalter Out” Day to all who celebrate! #USMNT #Greggg
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
All Republican appointees (two Trump, one Bush Sr.). www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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US court strikes down ‘click-to-cancel’ rule designed to make unsubscribing easier
Rule would have kept businesses from forcing customers through lengthy chats or other barriers to cancellation
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Add: law professors.
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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
www.scientificamerican.com/article/trum...
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Trump’s Massive Deportation Plan Echoes Concentration Camp History
Trump’s language about immigrants “poisoning” the U.S. repeats past rhetoric that led to civilian detention camps, with horrific, tragic results
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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy birthday to the greatest articulation of critical American patriotism, Frederick Douglass’ “What, to the Slave, is the Fourth of July” www.blackpast.org/african-amer...
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Q. McLamore @ghawinriver.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Just for everyone who sees this? This is exactly the level of rigor and dedication NYT has practiced in regards to its entire body of work on trans kids, affirmative action, and progressive policies. this is what they've always been. They just fluked up where everyone could see it this time.
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Shameful. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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US supreme court clears way for deportation of migrants to South Sudan
Court halts ruling that allowed migrants to challenge removal to countries where they could be in danger
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Joanna Schwartz @jcschwartzprof.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
There will now be 10,000 new ICE agents & 100,000 new detention beds--and few safeguards protecting people from constitutional violations by the feds. Time for states to pass laws allowing people to sue fed agents. Read about it these "converse-1983" statutes here: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
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Anna Mills @annamillsoer.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I find that Claude and ChatGPT both reliably tune any statements about AI to be subtly or overtly more positive.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
It's no more popular than it was yesterday, and it's just a lot of pieces of paper unless people treat it like something that carries some sort of obligation. That's the way we should be thinking at this point, if we aren't already.
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Scientists warn US will lose a generation of talent because of Trump cuts www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Scientists warn US will lose a generation of talent because of Trump cuts
Political interference and chaotic cuts to staff, programs and grants at the National Science Foundation are producing ‘devastating consequences’
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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
When I say Trump is trying to undo the reconstruction amendments, I mean all of them
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Vincent Arel-Bundock @vincentab.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
{tinytable} is a dead simple, ultra-flexible, and dependency-free #Rstats 📦 to turn data frames into beautiful tables: html, word, pdf, latex, typst, markdown, etc. v0.10.0 has cool new features and important bug fixes. Check out the detailed tutorials at: vincentarelbundock.github.io/tinytable/
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Governor Josh Shapiro @governor.pa.gov · 02/07/2025
Every member of congress who votes for this reconciliation bill will be voting to cut Medicaid coverage and food assistance for hundreds of thousands of Pennsylvanians. The impact of this vote would be devastating — and it will be on them.
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
An absolutely remarkable concurrence by Chief Justice Karofsky in the WI Supreme Court case that held the state's total abortion ban is not in effect. CJ Karofsky recounts the stories of women, including her great-grandmother, who died bc of abortion restrictions. www.wicourts.gov/sc/opinion/D...
These women should all still be alive. Their deaths were not
only preventable, they were foretold by the stories of other women from a
century ago. One of those stories involved my own great-grandmother,
Julia Cowan, who met the same fate in 1929. Living in Boston, Julia, a
White woman, became pregnant with what would have been her fourth
child. Desiring to end the pregnancy but having no access to the medical
care necessary for an abortion, she took matters into her own hands and
ultimately bled to death in a Boston hospital. Like so many others, she
died because society did not recognize her as someone with the “dignity
and authority to make these choices.”
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I told you Barrett was no better than the rest of them.
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
hawt
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 25/06/2025
Sanders needs to retire.
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Mike Spagat @michael-spagat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
1. New Paper "Violent and Nonviolent Death Tolls in the Gaza War: New Primary Evidence" by me, Jon Pedersen, Khalil Shikaki, Michael Robbins, Eran Bendavid, Håvard Hegre and Debarati Guha-Sapir
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
thinking about adding a couple letters to my last name, idk
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Yourqueerprof @drcompton.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
#MorningReads 30 year review of the economics of sexual orientation & gender identity reveals key insights into LGBTQ+ lives across education, family, and work. This review highlights major findings and maps future research directions. #LGBTData #EconResearch #SOGI
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A Review of the Economics of Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity
(September 2024) - This article reviews the growing literature on the economics of sexual orientation and gender identity, a field that did not exist thirty years ago. We summarize, evaluate, and synt...
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 25/06/2025
I'm sure this will be great and not at all exploited by bad faith zealots to misdirect and distort good reporting and criticism
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Sam Bagenstos @sbagen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This is a very important post from @donmoyn.bsky.social At the end, it highlights something that should be on all of our radar screens -- the prospect that, later this year, Trump appoints a toady to run GAO. open.substack.com/pub/donmoyni...
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Congress Fights Back...Against Congress
Congressional Republicans threaten their own institutions to protect Trump
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Nice to see NYC following the rest of the nation in going from “sex pest boomer” to “insufferable millennial.”
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Identification with one-shot observational data is hard.
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If true, this is bad bad bad. They haven’t even been in Alexandria that long. And moving them again so soon is just cruel to the permanent team.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
there are still a bunch of plain facts you can't publish in the newspaper, such as "the Federalist Society is a conspiracy by fascist billionaires to overthrow American democracy and reinstate Jim Crow."
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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 23/06/2025
Remember that one time when we beat United four times in a season including for our first trophy in 17 years? That was awesome.
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