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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 5h

JIM CRAMER? JIM CRAMER figured it out??

Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 2h

Pretty sure this lingonberry citrus Polar seltzer is my new favorite beverage and I'm going to be pissed when it goes away with the new season flavors.

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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 23h

This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 3h

We're finally back in baking bread season, so it's time to break out my cheesy bread recipe, make a couple loaves, and eat the fuck out if it with stew.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 20h

Yet again foiled by my own hubris - I didn’t refill my pill case this morning because I’d OBVIOUSLY do it during the day! And now I’m sleepy and want to crawl into bed and my pill case is EMPTY.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ad for Phantom of the Opera: “Come see this epic forbidden love story!” Me: “Wait…do you mean the same Phantom that I know‽‽”

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Puzzled Woman Calculating Math Equations

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Dr. Psychialove (he/him) @psychialove.com · 13/10/2026

Once an older gay man marching in the Pride parade with me said in re: corporations in the parade said “it’s better than them killing us” and that stuck with me.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 12/10/2026

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

“What day is today?” asked Pooh. “It’s the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground.” squeaked Piglet. “My favorite day.” said Pooh

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sometimes Baird cuddles up with me in ways that remind me of Milo and it makes me sad. Happy sad, but still sad.

Baird is resting between two outstretched legs

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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The headline and the accompanying stars are somehow disconnected from each other

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

I gotta say - the number of formerly conservative military dudes I know who married an absolute diehard leftist woman with no fucks to give is astounding. These dudes are now defending the US Constitution, but from a totally different perspective than they were when they first swore that oath.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

You know it’s a bad day to be at church when someone annoys me, I say “Jesus CHRIST!”, and JR responds “he can’t help you here.” Time for a nap, friends.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

Mentioned Judas to JR while we were setting up the burse in church, so now I have to share the poem about him that I love.

The Ballad of the Judas Tree By Dorothea Ruth Etchells
In Hell there grew a Judas Tree Where Judas hanged and died
Because he could not bear to see
His master crucified
Our Lord descended into Hell And found his Judas there
Forever hanging on the tree
Grown from his own despair
So Jesus cut his Judas down And took him in his arms
"It was for this I came," he said,
"And not to do your harm.
My Father gave me twelve good men
And all of them I kept
Though one betrayed and one denied
Some fled and others slept.
In three days' time I must return To make the others glad
But first I had to come to Hell And share the death you had
My tree will grow in place of yours
Its roots lie here as well
There is no final victory
Without this soul from Hell."
So when we all condemn him
As of every traitor worst
Remember that of all his men
Our Lord forgave him first.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

Me: “I’m sleepy. I may go to bed.” JR: “I’m not saying you *can’t* go to bed, but you’ve been watching every game Georgia has won so far this year, so…”

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

JR is proud of me when I say “that’s fucking holding!” while watching a UGA game. I’m proud of them when they say “you ARE a career politician, you beady eyed creep!” while watching a Sununu ad.

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Priest Says Mawwiage

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026

If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

The dudes who decided to name their store “Two Brother’s Meat Market” either knew EXACTLY what they were doing or were cinnamon rolls too good for this world. Too pure.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

I mean…I’m happy to engage in some questionably legal retaliation against this person for this shit. Kids are allowed to fucking exist! We’ll see who gets arrested first, yeah?

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sitting in the ENT’s office for the first time ever like “oh yeah! My ears pop every time I swallow. And I forgot to say that I can’t blow my nose? And I pass out? Could those things be related?” Meanwhile the doctor is sitting here like

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Danger Will Robinson Robot

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

Okay. I MIGHT be willing to concede that there is a SMALL difference between my beloved pair and brand new ones.

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coach smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?”

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

Twenty-four year old me would have KILLED in this market. Fuck!

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

Trying not to scare away the new person at work who just moved to Boston from Iowa, but also trying not to give her a false impression of who I am as a person. So I've gone with "fuckin nice to meet you!" to really give her whiplash.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

Did the egress tour for work, so now my right foot is swollen and angry with me. Some day I’ll remember to check my calendar before I put on shoes for work, but today is not that day.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me: "I know four generals from the Civil War - two on each side." JR: "You know Nathan Bedford Forrest." Me: "Sure, but I never would have remembered his name." JR: "Really? He was Lee's -" Me: "imma stop you right there - I thought you were talking about the Massachusetts 54th guy." JR:

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Neil Patrick Harris Disappointed face

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Imagine how fucking rotted a person's brain has to be to submit a 50,000 line pull request and not perceive that what you are doing is *incredibly* embarrassing and antisocial. A vibecoder can no longer notice they're greeting people by spraying hot dogshit all over the place.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

I really liked my MeUndies and was preparing to make another order, but now they’re doing a Harry Potter collab. Glad I forgot to place the order, I guess?

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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I still see a lot of WHY DON'T THE SO-CALLED GOOD CHRISTIANS STOP THE CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS going around. Beloveds, we are trying, but the Christian Nationalists don't listen to us. They're sending us death threats, and we can barely afford insurance on the building.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

I once pulled a friend’s phone away from her when I was shitfaced and, very nicely and with helpful detail, told exactly him how I would ensure that his body was never found if he fucked with her. I regret NOTHING.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

The line “I’ve pinched my skin in between my two fingers/and wished I could cut some parts off with some scissors” fuckin WRECKED me the first time I heard it.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's not that I believe in astrology at all - it's just that someone will say "oh, obviously because her Venus is in Aries" and I desperately want to know what the fuck that means to them.

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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

never the wrong time for this classic

Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?"
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m so fucking mad that I understood this reference.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sitting in a fancy restaurant with crotchless tights that say Brat on the ass and I’m STILL classier than the New Money fucks next to us. JR: “put something about them being loud and tasteless.” Me: “I said New Money, didn’t I?”

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fix me, 300k slow burn enemies-to-lovers fic. You’re my only hope.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 04/10/2026

Announcer: “that’s the beauty of having a tight end that can flex out.” JR, without looking up from scrolling BlueSky: “#prolapse”

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 04/10/2026

Well now I’ve got ideas for next year! More National songs!

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

Weird to realise that I, a born and raised Yankees fan, own a Red Sox hat (which I did not pay for) and a Cubs hat, but own zero Yankees merch.

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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Also curious about the definition of “physical labor” because I make things with my actual literal hands and there is a HIGH rate of physical burnout in my industry but I’m going to guess artists are not allowed to be blue collar under anyone’s bills, left or right lol

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m sorry, but “your ball handling has been spectacular” is not something that people should be saying on TV at 10am on a Saturday. That’s late night shit.

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