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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 22h
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GO!GO!7188
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's baking season, which strangely always coincides with doing-dishes-thrice-daily season
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
watched ep 4 of Ghost in the Shell today good to see Dr Sweetchat getting work @cbbworld.bsky.social
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i gotta charge my phone? in this economy?!
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i have a fond memory from 2003 of, after a long work day, getting a 6 pack of beer, getting a six pack of chili dogs (from a wiener schnitzel but not this one), and going home to watch Fight Club
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"Expert" Titles @chyrons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Barry Levenson | Mustard Museum Curator
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
o shit it me
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
perhaps It's a Wonderful Life, but it's not a wonderful movie
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Data from Star Trek The Next Generation with a speech bubble implying that he's saying the quoted skeet
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lincoln in the Bardo i know, i know, it's serious
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Plato and Aristotle doing a walk and talk
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Melissa Louise @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In 6th grade I read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, then wrote a 4 page book report on how much its writing sucks compared to Final Fantasy Tactics.
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i didn't get far in Ocarina of Time. i found the time travel mechanic a bit frustrating and the game as a whole rather ugly (i came to it late - after playing Wind Waker, which remains one of my favorite Zelda games)
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
as an alcoholic the beginning of this game is really traumatizing
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The Get Up Kevins @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is my Watchmen
An ink and marker drawing of the cast of Bob's Burgers, but above them it says Bob Loves, Man Kills in reference to the X-Men graphic novel. Also the entire case is dressed like X-Men.
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Worf from Deep Space Nine sharpening his teeth while beta-boy Jake Sisko admires
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
pear with a Hank Hill ass
close up of tiny buttcheeks on the pear
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Elly, Amateur Yurimancer @cmdrking.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Television (or let’s be real, any artistic work) as a communal experience, really. Like for all the ways tv is better or worse or just *different* in the streaming era, what’s DEFINITELY worse is it’s a lot less likely for you to meet and experience the same media with an unknown person
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
little blep
brown tuxedo tabby looking at the camera. the very tip of his tongue is sticking out of his mouth
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"But my nostalgia! But my favorite morning word game! But this mid video game! But my sport! But my chicken sandwich!" Hey, real quick, what ARE you willing to give up to not support our oppressors?
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
weekend vibes
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The UK countryside is full of interdimensional portals. You just have to know where to look. I've decided to make a thread here of some of the best ones I've found on walks. 1. JRR Tolkien's Psychedelic Lime Kiln.
I can never resist getting inside an old lime kiln. This one was near Newton Abbott. The view up through the hole in the top of it to the overhanging trees on the ledge above is, I have to assume, even better than listening to the second Doors album on acid.
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Sammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved. Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.* Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
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Researchers used electric stoves to treat asthma. It worked.
The latest evidence that gas is bad for your health.
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
JESUS GRACE DOES IT! IT!
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
zero to three hours *a night* girl just sleeps all day
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I hate being alive. If my existence brings joy to others, it is an Omelas bargain in which they are complicit.
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this james marion shull guy loved a rotting fruit
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I may have posted it before but in case you haven’t seen her here is my capybara pebble. She had fallen out of an old flint wall in Linton Cambridgeshire & was lying on the pavement 🤎
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
10 months ago.
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jessie Onion
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
sylvan berries
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Ross Thompson @wintermute115.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Luddites' actual argument was that automated looms meant expensive, skilled workers were being replaced with literal children, who were then getting maimed and killed, and maybe this is bad.
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"The chemical, called 6PPD-Q, is formed when fine tire particles meet ozone. That happens anytime new chunks of tire are exposed to the air, meaning the particle may be nearly ubiquitous in car-heavy environments."
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Learning What Substance Is Suspected of Causing Alzheimer's May Throw You Into an Existential Crisis
A surprisingly common substance was found to have a causal relationship with the kind of brain damage associated with Alzheimer's disease.
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 11/10/2024
is it the pictures for sad children one?
Pictures for sad children comic about an air show and how it’s a celebration of what it sounds like to die if you’re not american
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
me at Burlington
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ff7 Vincent saying "I sleep in the coffin do you? 
Hojo "I sleep in a big bed with your girlfriend"
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 24,1948
P1- NANCY SEES SLUGGO DOWNTOWN, AND HE IS LOOKING RATHER GLUM
NANCY: WHAT'S THE MATTER, SLUGGO?
SLUGGO: I GOT FIRED
FROM MY JOB IN TH’ BAKERY

P2- NANCY: WHY?
SLUGGO: THEY ASKED ME TO
DECORATE A CAKE TODAY

NANCY WATCHES AS SLUGGO WALKS ON DOWN THE STREET 

P3- NANCY GOES BY THE BAKERY WHERE SLUGGO WAS WORKING AND SEES A CAKE IN THE WINDOW, CLEARLY IT’S THE CAKE SLUGGO DECORATED

THE INSCRIPTION ON THE CAKE READS
      HAPPY 
   BOITHDAY
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i love when people give pets ridiculously long names we had a tortoiseshell tabby that my sister named Turtle, and i would alternatively call her Turtle Wexler or Tortoise Garcia-Navarro
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
www.oglaf.com/slutfarm/
Comic strip, titled 'slutfarm'
A man stands somewhere rural and speaks to camera.
He's a sexy farmer. We contemplated putting him in a bib and brace but decided against it.
sexy farmer- We get the hottest farm hads to ream the earth with a plow shaped like a penis
panel 2- a sexy farmhand pushes a dick-shaped plow.
sexy farmhand- It takes way longer than it needs to.
panel 3- sexy farm-hand pours liquid onto stalks of wheat in a field.
caption- the wheat gets plenty of lube
panel 4.
sexy farmer and sexy farmhand wear lingerie and wield scythes.
sexy farmer- then we reap the fuck out of it
sexy farmhand- In deeply impractical clothes
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sexy farmer holds up a loaf of bread. Sexy farmhand eats a slice.
Sexy farmer- All to make a loaf of bread that...
Sexy farmhand- ...tastes no different to regular bread
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farmer eats bread. He looks distressed.
farmhand- We were sure it was going to be erotic somehow.
panel 7
Farmer has his face in his hands. Farmhand seems contemplative.
Sexy Farmer- We're fucked. We're the non-sexy kind of fucked.
sexy farmhand- Unless we can sell pity bread.
panel 8
sexy farmer- what?
sexy farmhand- I fuck lots of people I'm not attracted to out of pity.
panel 9
Farmer holds loaf of bread up. He seems desperate. In a sexy way.
Sexy farmer- Slutfarm Bakery. Please. Do a sexy farm a favour.
sexy farmhand- Buy ten loaves and I'll fuck you.
panel 10
Farmer hugs farmhand.
sexy farmer- Thanks man. That means a lot.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 21/06/2026
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Valeria Richards: Dad, does altering history so that someone never existed count as murder?
Reed Richards: Why?
Valeria Richards: No reason. Just curious. Definitely nothing the Fantastic Five needs to get involved with.
Reed Richards: Four.
Valeria Richards: Right. Four.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Cyborg: No offense, Dad, but I don’t want to be a scientist like you. 
Dadborg: What if an extradimensional blob monster ate your arms and legs and I had to build you new ones out of science?
Cyborg: I mean, sure. In that very specific scenario, I guess I would get into science. Out of, you know, necessity.
Dadborg: Excellent.
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
C. Everett Coop taught my class about chlamydia through a video and now i have to have therapy
C. Everett Coop, an older white man with a weird goatee and a bowtie

he was the Surgeon General in the '90's
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 19/06/2026
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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth! Just a reminder that USA never abolished slavery. The 13th amendment actually allows incarcerated people to be used as slaves. This is why our corporate overlords love mass incarceration so much and why they'll never support policies that reduce crime.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Rictor: The thing about Shatterstar is that he’s like a baby. A super violent, incredibly horny baby. 
Rictor: I wish I picked a different simile, but it’s too late to back out of this one now.
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