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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 8h
is this max background text capacity? probably not
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 8h
those look like Dandies, a gelatin-free marshmallow we stan a vegan possum queen
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 8h
this low of a temp for a pizza is the real crime
an oven that shows the temperature being 375° (presumably fahrenheit), which is at least 50° too low
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
is this why Sluggo had to get a new hat?!
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
preferably while he's paying the check. you get to give him the cold shoulder for the whole meal, drop little barbs whenever he orders ("oh, you're having the beige casserole. i guess i shouldn't be surprised..."), and you don't have to stick around when the whole restaurant finds out you were wrong
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bouggo
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wish they would change the terrible name, but i'm still excited to get my big-ass salad la.eater.com/restaurant-n...
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Souplantation Is Coming Back to Southern California in 2027
The beloved all-you-can-eat buffet will reopen in Fountain Valley, along with the muffins, soups, and tarragon tuna salad
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
saw it on Saturday it's so great!
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i came in to the replies to write: H-O-T-T-O-G-O To the Airway Drive-In go!
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII astride Odin in horse form
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe if you didn't greet him with a scowl he wouldn't return it, Mr. Sputter
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
love it when these synergize well
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
maybe the back doors are open
a closed doora closed doora closed door
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tofu makes a decent ricotta
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big Beautiful Works of literature
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
less talking, more digging
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
meh i've seen longer stems
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i'm enjoyingthat both Crystal and Cassie see through Noel's edgelord bullshit but do so at different angles
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
howard ashman (RIP) wrote the songs of my childhood trauma
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not sure which came first: i was at my parents' friends house and walked in on Little Shop of Horrors when Audrey 2 was eating Audrey or i had to be carried out of The Little Mermaid when Ursula grew big because i freaked out and was crying loudly
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no, we've melted into the sea
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just stick the cider outside to get it boiling
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
omg i love The Office
bj novak in the office
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i love Chow King of Comedy is one of my favorite films
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
rubber choco, you're the one you make hot springs so much fun
Ernie from Sesame Street in a bath with a rubber du- chocobo
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
skyscrapers are like Weebles; they wobble so they don't fall down
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PERLy gates
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
let's fuckin' goooooooooo
"i think she actually has a valid point, which is that if you ban every rapist you will destroy industry"
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a pale blob (a Japanese mascot) with a tie dancing with his fists raised but not moving its feeta pale blob (President Trump) with a tie dancing with his fists raised but not moving its feet
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chicken's Kingdom: Where Chickens Rule and Enemies of the State Are Breaded and Deep-Fried
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Benjamin Franklin dismissed the eagle as the national bird of the USA because they are scavengers. he preferred the noble turkey
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"we need you, Cap, but i need my heterosecurity more"
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he does wear it on his middle finger, as do most lanterns (the symmetry looks better)
hal jordan holding his ring hand in a fist in front of his face, the ring glowing on his middle finger
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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@bibbymoynihan.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
singing to buddhist baby: "the Wheel of Samsara goes 'round and 'round"
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well, dang bsky.app/profile/prin...
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it grows on you, like a fungus
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he's just saving face in front of The Boys he knows without Irma all that bread would be liquid
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
damn, i hope he wasn't pregnant
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
can't help but notice that Toby seems to be sleeping alone...
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
might as well order quiche!
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's not specific to mascots; it's just the conventional Japanese name tag basically the Japanese version of:
a picture of a "Hello my name is" sticker in blue with white negative space
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
impressive that she can cut it that short with scissors
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no, because he's still a big shit
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the "slow and steady" refers to the conventional thought on Tokugawa Ieyasu's style of ruling "if the bird won't sing, wait for it" blogs.transparent.com/japanese/the...
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The Three Major Daimyō
There is a famous poem that Japanese children are taught to recite: (1) 鳴かぬなら、殺してしまえほととぎす, (なかぬなら、ころしてしまえほととぎす) (2) 鳴かぬなら、鳴かして見せようほととぎす (なかぬなら、なかしてみせようほととぎす) (3) 鳴かぬなら、鳴くまで待とうほととぎす (なかぬなら、なくまでまとうほととぎす...
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GO!GO!7188
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the real Lisa Gilroy?! not someone pretending to be her like on the tour??
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ceci n'est pas un chat @princeennui.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
beach goths
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