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I had this name before the Japanese band did

@primalcurve.bsky.social
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Like I made it up more than 20 years ago ffs.

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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pavel Chekhov is Davy Jones's choppelganger
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Breathing in the tetraethyl lead
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's a fun show, but it's hard to deny at its core is a racist belief that ancient Egyptians couldn't build the pyramids on their own 😬
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
computer touchers are the closest thing to wizards we have irl and the moneymen in tech are pretenders who the guild does not recognize
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Do a search for Native owned restaurants near you and report back how many South Asian spots you get instead.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the opposition party had more to say about Robert Mueller than the Iran War this weekend
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Ignacio GHOULlup-Diaz @igallupd.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
“Children's entertainer Ms. Rachel has a new cause: Freeing kids from ICE detention” “Wearing her signature pink headband, Rachel Accurso spoke with two children being held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center. She described the conversations as devastating.”
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Children's entertainer Ms. Rachel has a new cause: Freeing kids from ICE detention
Wearing her signature pink headband, Rachel Accurso spoke with two children being held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center. She described the conversations as devastating.
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
AppleTalk time baybeeeeee
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I think the worst part about this is that this app thinks that I want to read the brain drippings of resistance Democrats, and won't stop recommending them despite me constantly blocking and muting every account
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
‘piles of bloodied, dusty backpacks’ is some harrowing shit my god
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Abby Sliva @abbysliva.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Whatever’s happening here is generational
Courtney Williams and Natasha Heideman of the Minnesota Lynx WNBA team with pink hair in an IG story that says “Good morning say it back” with a sticker of the song TWINNEM by Coi Leray.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 20/07/2025
The WNBA All-Stars came out wearing warmup shirts that said, "Pay Us What You Owe Us." The players' union met with the WNBA Thursday and came away frustrated with the economic model proposed by the league. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
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For The Win @forthewin.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
WNBA fans jeer commissioner with 'Pay them!' chants during All-Star Game ceremony bit.ly/44FbDEg
WNBA fans jeer commissioner with 'Pay them!' chants during All-Star Game ceremony
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Amongst all of my friends who, to be fair, are mostly gay women, I'm the only one who cared one whit about women's basketball today. I desperately need a gay friend I can talk about women's sports with.
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Please pay these women's basketball players what they're worth so I can stop liking posts from corporations who, intentionally or not, employ young women and girls in sweatshop labor situations to make their rubber shoes
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Could you imagine being the commissioner who made the studbudz sad?
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Jon Becker @jonbecker.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The women's pro basketball game is growing in big ways. I really hope the league and the owners don't fuck up this growth and momentum by being like typical greedy companies and owners. The game is nothing without the players. #WNBA
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Watching Paige Bueckers use that genius court vision and head on a swivel superpower when being asked about the CBA talks is incredible. Truly a GOAT contender for off-court movement
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
In recap realizing that A'ja Wilson was standing with Team Collier during the half time show 🧮
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Indeed
WNBA player holding up a sign that says "PAY THE PLAYERS"
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Watching Angel Reese and Paige Bueckers make plays together is a dream come true
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
"like a girls trip to Cancun right now there's no D" 😅
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Sorry Gatorade, the W was created by black women, not your salty syrup water
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
¡Michoacán!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/03/2025
free palestine
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I would heavily recommend you removing me from every action Network account you ever make if you want this kind of nonsense to stop. You fucking numb nuts
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
@mkedsa.bsky.social so happy to hear that you have wasted your time once again trying to endorse your favorite fail son
fake screenshot making a reference to the "one more Lane bro" meme that changes it to the word that rhymes with Lane: campaign and references Alex Brower's multiple failed campaigns and Milwaukee dsa's pathetic attempts at relevance through a lame duck candidate. They have yet to realize that nobody cares about their favorite guy
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The yimby curse
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I just can't with these blue maga grifters. It's so obvious. They're so transparently full of it. I wish I could take a long dive off of an even longer building.
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
My gf's dog is dream barking while snoring so she sounds like she's sobbing
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Pallywood conspiracy theorists are sharing this now-viral photo to claim Palestinians are faking images of the dead in Gaza i traced the image to its source the photo was originally posted on Facebook in October 2022 by a mom in Thailand its her kid in a Halloween costume
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
@knifethrower.bsky.social 🗡️💨👋
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
People in Gaza are beginning to dehydrate to death
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Fears grow people are dehydrating to death in Gaza as clean water runs out
UN agency warns residents exposed to cholera and dysentery as city’s last seawater desalination plant closes
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Vipers @vipers.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Still the best article the Verge ever wrote
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
I think the best part about being involved tangentially with my local #dsa chapter is seeing my most hated ex-coworker (who trimmed his toenails for his predecessor to clean up) fuck his way upwards. Love thinking about all the women he will expect to clean his toejam for him.
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
im a bitch / im a plumber it's-a me / luigi's brother
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Everything okay, babe? You've barely touched you Little Caesars® Spaghetti Bucket™
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Relevant tiktok I saw only 10 minutes ago: www.tiktok.com/@driving_is_...
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Car Free Chicago on TikTok
These new cyclists are the worst. They wont curse you out and go back to the bike lane. They travel in packs. They smile and wave and then get in your way and dont leave until theyre ready. Basically,...
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
The Battle: For Stimulant Medications Rages on
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Driven by the one and only huckster
Robert Preston as the Music Man crosses his legs upon arrival in Gary, Indiana (USA)
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loaner of an only heart 🏳️‍⚧️ @notaname.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
"the Cybertruck is Elon's attempt at copying the spaceship car he saw in The Last Starfighter when it was released in theaters a couple weeks after his 13th birthday" is a hill I'll die on
the wedge-shaped silver-and-black car that turns into a spacecraft from the 1984 movie The Last Starfighter, embodying the design cues of early '80s futurism
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
fun game: look up the founders of all these generative AI startups and see how many of them were devout crypto hustlers 6-8 months ago
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Captain James Tiberius Cakes
Close up of William shatner on top of Leonard nimoy. His pants are clinging tightly to his prodigious rump
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Tomorrow the Fetterman campaign should put Danny Devito in a hoodie and fake goatee and send him into the Senate with a name tag that says “Senator John Fetterman”
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Why even bother with Twitter at this point?
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lol k on TikTok
At this point I logon to Twitter on desktop, select a controversial topic, click the AutoScroller, and let BlueBlocker find and remove the chuds. What's even the point these days??? #twitter #x.com #e...
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
That's a fair point. I just realized afterwards that I wasn't using the kind of declarative language I should when speaking about someone like him.
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
I was perhaps being too kind by obfuscating my point. He is a nazi. He's into eugenics.
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Or maybe — just maybe — he's a Nazi in this life
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I had this name before the Japanese band did @primalcurve.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
At this point I just log onto Twittar on my desktop, click Explore, select a controversial issue, click the auto scroller, and let BlueBlocker trawl for chuds.
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