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Header: @cuteosphere.bsky.social Hi! I'm Red. Pixel artist, shitpost artisan, alien pngtuber. 🚫AI/NFT🚫 33. flagrantly AuDHD. they/them. 🏳️‍⚧️ I like Dead By Daylight and Neopets. Ask me for bug facts! twitch.tv/prettypinkpansy

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👻 maddscream's ghost 👻 @hyakushiki0087.bsky.social · 5h
As y'all know I'm a wine industry professional, and I'm kinda tired of how wine magazines and industry heads talk about the state of the wine industry right now. So, I want to hear from you, and anyone you can share this with! Please share your thoughts in this survey about wine and alcohol overall.
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Wine Survey
This is a survey regarding wine drinking interest and habits. This is intended for people that drink currently or used to, but I also have a few questions for sober people too! I am a wine industry pr...
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Katie Croonenberghs Art @kamakru.bsky.social · 10h
Begging people to not knee-jerk react to finding the devs are into ai and have that Attie thing (we knew this?) by deleting your entire account and everything with it. You can use a different server and keep everything you've built here.
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Katie Croonenberghs Art @kamakru.bsky.social · 10h
Pleease remember that BlueSky is built on the atmosphere, it's just a skin basically. You can use a different app to access your account without deleting everything and starting over. That was the whole point of this setup! Flashes, witchsky, any app that lets you use your bluesky login = you
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Sygnin @sygnin.com · 8h
If you have a #Tapas comic and wanted to back it up before the place shuts down - you can use this to download your art files, notes and comments. I used it to download Nowhere and my AU comic strips, so I can just save it on my desktop & external drive. #comics #webcomics
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sneep @sneepsnorp3d.bsky.social · 13h
does anyone know what to do
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 5h
biddy blas might be the hardest a dude has ever rocked. an absolute staple in the glupo shitto pantheon
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 3h
pinging @meowtroidprime.bsky.social
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🌸Fernada Inostroza🌸 @ferwanwan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Neopets Sophie Vynil figure for the Youtooz halloween contest! My favorite witch 💚 If you want this to be real merch you can vote for it! (Check reply) Tell your Neofriends and lets make her real 🗣
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 15h
Also, "my lawyer" is my Neofriend's boyfriend who lives in Australia, who IS a lawyer but notably different laws from California, so there's that angle to consider even before figuring out the logistics of the eight foot death pit. I have to imagine the laws are not too different here honestly.
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 15h
Had a dream a burglar broke in my front door then fell into an eight foot sheer pit I had directly in my entryway, Minecraft style. Have consulted my lawyer to see if this would be good home defense, but he said probably not something I could get away with unless I defend it as ongoing renovations
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17h
found an NYC Teamster whose tiktoks are just skate tricks he dedicates to other unions.
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 16h
this why they stopped doing tests on me at the sleep lab
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 16h
doctor: it says here you have some concerns about your 'cicadaian rhythm'? haha, it's actually 'circadian'- me: no. doctor: doctor: wh me: (opens my mouth and cicadas flood out onto him) doctor: (loud screaming) nurse: (loud screaming) cicadas: (loud screaming)
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 17h
Cooking Tip: put sour cream & onion chips into your top ramen after it is done cooking. mix until soggy, eat.
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👻 Ghastlee!! 👻 @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Midterms
Two trans people are being confronted by a Democrat Consultant type who is pleading with them: "I understand the Democrat backtracked on trans rights, but you have to vote for him! Otherwise, normal people's rights will be threatened!"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
first time seeing one of these four-quadrant charts that i actually enjoyed. not sure if it's a "bisexual perfume," but i really enjoy carlen parfums's "butch femme," which smells like pho (the vietnamese soup) substack.com/home/post/p-...
A screenshot of a Substack post. It says:

"the tasteful twink

i surveyed 12,000 bisexuals—these are the most bisexual perfumes

The notoriously neurotic sex columnist Carrie Bradshaw once described bisexuality as a layover on the way to Gaytown. “When did the sexes get all confused?” she lamented after a bi boy sent her into a self-righteous straight girl spiral. Such a sentiment would surely land Carrie in public relations purgatory today, but this was the early aughts, when sexual fluidity was a foreign concept to everyone except Samantha Jones and every bottle of perfume was assigned a sex at birth."A four-quadrant chart with fem to masc on the x-axis and girl to boy on the y-axis. There are a bunch of fragrances scattered throughout depending on whether people think it's fem-girl, masc-girl, fem-boy, or masc-boy
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
kindly note I said *uncomfortable*. on my personal fucking bluesky. not saying they should lose their livelihoods or be thrown in prison or strung up by their toes or whatever bullshit you leap to by reading that sentence, thereby proving the entire point of this thread. I'm just exhausted...
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I had people on Tumblr get like scarily angry at me for making jokes about how a Pokémon was lazily designed. pretty sure I am still on some huge block lists on this site because I talked about how I am uncomfortable when I see nsfw of prepubescent child characters as a person who has trauma.
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I've been meaning to put together something longer about it but I've been very frustrated this year with the inherent difficulties of human communication, especially as they relate to being autistic and being a creative. very possible to just make something and have someone miss the point completely
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I've been meaning to put together something longer about it but I've been very frustrated this year with the inherent difficulties of human communication, especially as they relate to being autistic and being a creative. very possible to just make something and have someone miss the point completely
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm just sick of feeling like I'm behind ten inches of cement trying to talk to anyone. people make such insane assumptions about you at the slightest provocation if you give them anything, while simultaneously demanding naked vulnerability and making yourself the product if you want to be an artist
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
bro got isekaied into neopets universe
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
this one, as well
the "i've had enough of this dude" meme from always sunny but it's bigstinkus, my pirate aisha, looking displeased and gesturing to a portrait of the coconut shy quiggle from neopets.
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
grundo's cafe has got me making niche neopets memes that look absolutely insane out of context again
"if nobody got me i know esophagor got me. can i get an AMEN?" with a man pointing to the sky where the esophagor, a cartoonish teal beast roaring with bottomless hunger, emerges
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
more inscrutable grundo's cafe memes #neopets
"know the work rules" meme edited

a woman at a cubicle with a handsome guy stepping in to wink at her. over his face is plastered a random event from grundo's cafe (a neopets clone). The Esophagor says, "I willlll allowwww you too visittttt meeee mmmore timesssss! I neeeed moree foood!"
she replies, "Awww, you're sweet." with a heart. the panel is marked "APPROPRIATE".

panel 2 is a nerdier guy poking into her cubicle. plastered over his face is a random event of the coconut shy quiggle: A mischievous looking Quiggle says, "How about you come back, and play some more Coconut Shy?! I'll allow it."
she gasps "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!" into the phone. the panel is marked "INAPPROPRIATE".
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sinister emil @limecornchip.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i made a furry au some time back purely so i could keep drawing scarlett as a rabbit sometimes #furry #ocsky #art #bunny #dog
scarlett and quill as anthro animals. scarlett is a rabbit. quill is a shiba inu, but with alien eyes and antennae, obviously
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
that's a comfortable fantasy unfortunately considering they make fortnite. you don't get licenses like fortnite does if you're deeply unprofitable. the answer is just that they are stupid.
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maximum gremlin hours @gremlinoclock.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
spreading a piece of terminology to all of my ff14 friend groups and i call it the “scary penis”. It’s whenever you’re browsing the mod archive or you’re in a syncshell and you see a penis that’s too high res or too shiny or too girthy. You look at it and you go “that’s a scary penis. Put that away”
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
like aren't epic games accounts notoriously targeted by hackers because fortnite accounts sell decently enough on the secondary market? this is crazy lmao I cannot imagine what made them think a statement like this was anything approaching a good idea or made them sound cool instead of unhinged
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I can't fucking believe this is a real thing and not a joke like. program attached to my login credentials for however many digital purchases, notably what I want to be an insecure app thrown together by an LLM
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
according to aonuma, the Zelda remake’s goal was to be part realistic and part nostalgia for the original game, so I would make the argument they aren’t based on puppets, but instead the reason they have high angled eyes and strong pointed features is because they’re based on the in-game N64 models
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Kevin Frane @KevinFrane
One of my housemates is having me and our other housemate guess whether songs he's pulling up are from Shadow the Hedgehog or Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and I've gotten literally every one of them wrong.

Also I should note I was localization producer on Shadow the Hedgehog.
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I dunno. being an artist is fun but it requires being so miserably vulnerable and I am so sick of being misunderstood and having to explain myself over and over and over and over again to people who take me for granted and at a certain point I wish I'd just gotten into Cisco engineering like my dad.
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
so like what hope do I have as an autistic person working with layered artistic metaphor. I mean, fuck. I'm sure someone will misinterpret this thread even. I don't even know if I'm making any sense at all. I've lost so much faith in myself and my ability to saliently communicate in the last year.
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
and like I suppose some of this is just... like... inherent to the nature of human communication and working with an online audience. I don't know. I can't even post something excruciatingly simple I proofread six times without getting someone misreading. it's exhausting on an existential level
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
and get told, well, most people have no idea how to play this but good news they're using it as a hammer, do I have to be happy just because they're getting SOME use out of it even if it's nowhere near the use I intended? doesn't that kind of make me feel like a failure of an instrument artisan
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
so like sometimes it isn't harmless to have your art misinterpreted. and even if it was... like... is it not OK for me to be demoralized if I fail to convey a message to a significant amount of my audience. if my job is making instruments and I make an instrument and pour years of my life into it -
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
on the other hand you have like, a political climate where people can misinterpret art so viciously they make really dangerous assumptions. take your ass offline and shove you back into the closet with psychological damage despite ostensibly being allies or fellow lgbtqz like the case of isabel fall
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
... never please everyone and it's a fool's errand to try, everyone's going to interpret art differently, et cetera. plus art can be made for yourself and as a means to enrich yourself and your skill at your craft. I know. I know it's bordering egotistical to be precious about how art's interpreted
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I keep thinking about mouthwashing - how many people came away convinced a certain character was a good person despite the narrative screaming that they're not. and like, yes, of course, you can dismiss those people as idiots and all that and say that your work will find the right people, you'll...
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Arkvander | Avarice Valentine @arkvander.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A certain Cenobite, probably best to leave that box alone. #Hellraiser #Horror #DigitalArt #Art
A cenobite based off of Pinhead with some sad cutesy eyes, a box, & a hook.
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sleazy ⛓️ december waitlist open @sleazy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pookies <3 #dbd #deadbydaylight #dwightfairfield #neakarlsson
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this pair of illustrations makes me so happy, as a Dwight main whose friend is a Nea main. ironically, I am often a devil and my Nea friend is often an angel LOL beautiful art!!!!
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sleazy ⛓️ december waitlist open @sleazy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😇 #dbd #deadbydaylight #dwightfairfield
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dracula as a character is neurodivergent-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
People talk a lot about foot fetishists, but nobody talks about how artists are all sickos for hands. Anyone who draws the human form regularly goes absolutely wolf-howl sicko mode over a well drawn hand. It's like an entire body on it's own, artists are out here hubba-hubba-ing and awooga-ing
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the cone turned in order to properly observe us in 2005. Terrifying
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Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com · 13/10/2026
Every picture of Phobos looks like someone substituted a potato
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
even in my initial misread it was like... "this is a woman who's having occasional sex with a man who does not want to be a dad, and she knows is going to react aggressively and violently finding out. and she's absolutely fucking terrified of him" and idk how tf that's "bf problems"!!!! that's abuse
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