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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Out here ironing cherry silk spandex (with pleats!) for the morning, like the world isn't ending.

Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is there some dewy-skin trend going on? I'm not used to seeing blondes at high-latitudes shining like in equatorial humidity.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The older I get, the more layers of meaning imbues the phrase "I just work here."

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ooo eee another alarming humiliation by the meatsuit honestly the speed of skin changes on the surface makes me shudder to think what is happening inside 🫠 #perimenopause

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Starting to have a sneaking suspicion I am being asked to adopt corporatese promo-speak, which is not second nature to me, but. If you are asking me to blow smoke up your behind, I may just do it to see where it goes.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why Cheezits when you can just have cheese?

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Eric Hauge @erichauge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is great news for our neighborhood: Sandwich Club owners find a permanent home in their Minneapolis neighborhood www.startribune.com/sandwich-clu...

The couple plans to open a brick-and-mortar Sandwich Club this November in the former Pickles Cafe and Emily’s F&M Cafe at 2124 44th Av. N., near Oliver Avenue, in Minneapolis’ Victory neighborhood (sandwichclubmpls.com).

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Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Was hanging out at my desk while my kid scrolled YouTube shorts on the couch and his video said "Name a country bigger than Djibouti" and we both simultaneously said "Djyer mom's booty" and then cackled for 5 minutes To think some people have to pay hundreds of dollars to prove their kid is theirs.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 27/09/2026

"This is mine," he thought, looking at his new TV, despite knowing the Sun would swallow the Earth as it died someday.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MiL snuck cash in my pocket; I found it and left it on her table. But by the time I left hers, it was gone from that table... 💀💀💀 Hope she kept it; on top of everything else, I cannot be trusted not to lose cash money 😬

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Saturday morning. Staring into the leaves, mentally putting on elbows for the week ahead.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Looked up what it cost to get a replacement WIPPYWAND (sorry, "PRODUKT" 🙄) around the world: CAD 6 € 2 to 2,5 USD 4 MYR 6 £1 😱😱😱

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Y'all outchea acting like all jobs and all interviews are the same one thing

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Swapping out herringbone tweed (hides a multitude of sins, but no longer allow a fleece lining) for solid navy trousers in the travel kit. Feels like asking for commuting trouble :/

static.klipy.com

Ambassador Kate Wyler Taken Aback

Alt: Ambassador Kate Wyler raising eyebrows

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ending the day feeling slightly less like I want to curl up and die than when I woke up... so, progress?

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Freaking the eff out. Internally, and entirely appropriately, but still.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Does my tummy hort because I'm doomering, or am I doomering because my tummy horts

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You guys, Woolite carpet and upholstery spray!! is. da. bomb!!!!11!!1! #thefamilythatcleanstogetherstaystogether

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*logs on* "correlation equals causation, natch" *logs off*

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I haven't fully morphed into Midwestern Aunt (plaid flannel shirt, giving friends and family updates on the phone with one hand while spackling with the other) but that day draws ever closer. In other news, his grandma's apt is all cleared out... more stuff to sort at home.

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Nick Benson @ottergoose.net · 23/09/2026

Here are the slides from my presentation at today's Documenting the Impact of DHS Activity in Minnesota conference at the U of M - Watching ICE Air at MSP: How many are they taking away? This work is done entirely by volunteers; help MN50501 cover our airport parking fees: mn50501.org/donate 🧵👇

Watching ICE Air at MSP
How many are they taking away?
Nick Benson, MN50501, September 22, 2026

Background

Self-employed
* Smart flight alert app for airplane nerds
* Got interested in aviation angle of ICE’s detention apparatus in early 2025
* Got serious about ICE in October 2025
* The most important work I’ll ever do

What is ICE Air?

*ICE Air is a conglomerate of charter airlines that fly detainees between local prisons, detention centers, and out of the country
* “Shuffle” flights are domestic
* Detainees are shackled before/during/after
* Denver Air Connection / Key Lime, Global Crossing, Eastern Air Express
* Akin to FedEx or Amazon, hub/spoke
* ~65,000 currently in ICE detention, ~70% don’t have a criminal conviction

ICE Air at MSP

* Shuffle flights, taking detainees to detention centers via Alexandria, LA and El Paso, TX

* 2-3 flights per day during Metro Surge; now 2-3 per week

* ICE vehicles carry detainees to/from the airport from Whipple

* Loaded at Signature Aviation, the private jet terminal

* Started counting in November

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dreamt that Hubs turned, said "oh s—" and I went, "what. what??" whereupon I woke up. 🫩

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In bed, realizing I did not do this today and need to add it to my Finch

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tried the blackberry frangipane tart (Aldi's, German Week, freezer section). For the most part it is strengthening my resolve to avoid baked goods from Aldi.

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Adam Sawyer @adamjst.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is an important paragraph in the AP article doing the rounds today. Shows the continued importance of litigation. Adelanto, Whipple, Federal Plaza, Broadview.

The practice does not apply to detainees held at a detention facility in Adelanto, California or at temporary holding facilities in Minneapolis, New York City or suburban Chicago, the sources said. Judges have ordered ICE to list detainees in those facilities in the online locator promptly upon their arrival, as part of litigation over their detention practices.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

FINE I JUST DID THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I know it's the season of red and orange and sadness but why are there pictures of tearful ed sheeran on my timeline

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Monday morning. "Your wait time is: less than 26 minutes."

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Help me, yarn and fabric maestrae: when chenille has this reflective effect, what is the technical product descriptor? Is it "satin/sateen"?

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Good evening to those under a slanket, and those under a slanket only.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Tomato basil Classico jar, printed expiry Feb 2025, lid hasn't popped. No dairy, so not sure why this pale substance has settled out. Would you eat?

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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

“Maxxing” 😅

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Jenny & Butlerian War Elephants @j-jordan-poet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is a new one to me. Stupid default add-on services. Plus, a dark-pattern opt-out.

Screen cap showing a check out queue defaulting to a service called "Checkout Plus" which offers free returns, "delivery protection," and a 90 day guarantee, things which retailers used to offer as a matter of course.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Anyone have an alternative to the Target Chelsea black rainboot to suggest? (I want to like the Costco Hunter option, but I don't.)

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Feels like one of the recent cost-cutting measures is packaging: three times in the past year I've come home from the store to find the meat packaging wrap has been compromised, and the meat gone off before the Best-By date.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hubs gleefully announcing he is watching a video short about (20-year-old) news-that-isn't, in my sector. Someone's dumb infotainment project gets another cycle of eyeballs.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Dreamt I was changing trains in a foggy valley somewhere that felt like in eastern Europe. Stylized onion-dome minarets and curved sandstone figures the size of the Argonath beckoned the train into the station. What is my subconscious saying?

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Having some real jumbled-up feelings about taking home nice never-used items that were given to Grandma, while she has to put up with a rude roommate who leaves the TV blaring all night.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wish I could figure out what That Smell is.

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wisconsin directions: "It's where there used to be a Piggly Wiggly."

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Past perfect, future tense @ppft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Two Taiwanese gays were showing me around their compound that they had run off to BFNCanada to build, and then I woke up very confused.

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