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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 13/07/2026

Aorta rupture, the explosive diarrhea of the heart.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 12/07/2026

Huh. Maybe AI really is getting too powerful

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 11/07/2026

I think this will be true in the future, about our own time too. Stories about tech oligarchs will have them saying "yes AI is bullshit but we need to fool the masses." Future audiences won't accept that these guys genuinely believed we stood on the precipice of Microsoft Clippy's apotheosis

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 10/07/2026

Bullshit, he's clearly turning into Odo.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 05/07/2026

Zohran Mamdani and the Mamdate of Heaven

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 05/07/2026

Spot on transcription of the dial up modem sound right here

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 03/07/2026

This is so true - being a trophy spouse is a huge responsibility. You're not only becoming the curator of an enormous estate, you're becoming the forever family of a tiny man child.

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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 01/07/2026

The Overton window keeps sliding.

Edit of the "i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm not kidding" tweet, now simply reading "i want games made by people who are paid to work"

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 30/06/2026

Maybe the real moral of Marathon Steve is that the game industry has been so poisoned by the live service model we can't even conceive of someone enjoying a hundred hours of a single-player experience.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 24/06/2026

Waaaiit. Does the Democratic Party spend resources promoting one candidate over another in its own primaries? If it doesn't, whose time and energy am I wasting by running in a primary?

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 23/06/2026

You may not like it, but this is what peak pixel art grass tile looks like

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Heads up, the deadline to fix your hearts or die is tomorrow

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 22/06/2026

My man is trying to do NFTs in the year of our lord 2026

Quote from article: In Fortnite's case, portability will allow cosmetics obtained or purchased in-game to be used in other UE games and vice versa

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 20/06/2026

Me, a gazelle getting stalked by a leopard: LOL look at that idiot getting eaten by a lion.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 18/06/2026

If you can't handle me at my per aspera, you don't deserve me at my ad astra.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 18/06/2026

Get your memes ready - SpaceX IPO is rapidly deorbiting.

Picture of SpaceX stock ticker. It's down 6.74% just today, and approaching the point where everyone who bought into the IPO will have lost money.

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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 15/06/2026

imagine being at MSG watching the Knicks and mfkin James Gurney is next to you, pulls out his plein air gouache set, and just breezily pumps out this masterpiece. like wtf

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 12/06/2026

It's possible to fast travel in real life, but you need to unlock inner peace to do it. Without inner peace there's always an enemy nearby.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 12/06/2026

Tesla bumper sticker that says "Yes I made a mistake but we're all living through extreme economic precarity; there's no way I can buy another car, especially since no one will buy this one off me."

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 10/06/2026

AI is like an exponential curve - in the sense that it can produce endless derivative copies.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/06/2026

every screen, pop-up or button i have to see after clicking "cancel subscription" and before i see "your subscription has been canceled" should cost the company ten million dollars

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 02/06/2026

Charles Dickens had to release a patch changing the ending of Great Expectations after fans complained. In case you're wondering how long this has been a problem. #gamedev

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 02/06/2026

Hey #gamedev check out this guy playing Parallel Park: vt.tiktok.com/ZSxTFeAtR/

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TikTok - Make Your Day

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 01/06/2026

Particle physics punk band called Forbidden Transition

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 25/05/2026

I made it until just now without realizing that 'Disc Horse Bot' is a pun. I'd thought it was just a reference to ehorsebooks, and I was happier in that deep well of ignorance. @horsedisc.bsky.social

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 21/05/2026

Taking a piss on the ISS and then immediately taking 1% back because I wasn't done with it yet.

Two posts from ISS Piss Tracker, four minutes apart:

12m ago: The piss tank is 46% full
16m ago: The piss tank is 47% full

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 21/05/2026

If your prose remains purple for more than four paragraphs, contact a doctor.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 20/05/2026

"I want that twink obliterated" is iambic pentameter and therefore Shakespeare

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Every city park should legally contain a set of large stones of specific weights, that people are meant to pick up and carry around. The stones should range from light enough for a kid to carry up to at least Fullsterkur sized (154kg).

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 16/05/2026

Homer: A mist shrouded the ships, and the moon covered with cloud gave not a gleam of light. Ancient Greek: Hey, quick question: What's mist?

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 15/05/2026

"Declining birth rates are a threat to the elderly" shouts a man who didn't want to lock down for Covid

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 10/05/2026

Going through old game footage and found this bug that felt like it was worth sharing. #gamedev

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 09/05/2026

None of this makes any sense.

Quote from the article saying that "engines like Unreal were made for and by people who have to click through a menu with a mouse. If you want to change something, it has to be done for the entire engine."

This is the kind of grammatically correct but logically unstructured thought you might associate with AI psychosis.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 02/05/2026

"Gen-z loves the X-files because they're nostalgic for an imagined time when..." Let me stop you right there. Gen-Z loves the X-Files because "Hot bisexual live action Scooby Doo" is a killer premise.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 28/04/2026

Oh these are fun! The five jobs I've had in total: - Unlicensed vet tech - Blockbuster - Carnie - Nuclear weapons research - Games

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 18/04/2026

This feels like the sign of successful intervention. If people's lives had been interrupted less I bet they'd have been way more traumatized by the amount of death that happened.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 04/04/2026

Meticulously filling in the alt text as I post that one image from Snowcrash that kills you when you see it.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 04/04/2026

I know this AI art looks like shit, but you gotta understand how hard it is to find a public domain image of Christ on the cross.

An astounding bad AI image pretending to be a painting of Christ on the cross, but the cross is like something MC Escher would draw, and there's another smallerbl cross over Jesus' crotch like we're looking at the box art for a porno

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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Wait do y'all not know about the Waffle House fast travel system

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 26/03/2026

Kinda confused by America's gender reveal party.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I think it's overly optimistic to assume there's some sort of coherent Machiavellian plan instead of dipshits who aren't actually smart or good at anything making essentially arbitrary decisions that they think will work better than they do.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 24/03/2026

It was a lot of fun watching that "Bluesky is a low predator environment" guy find out that it just looks that way because they're all ambush predators.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 24/03/2026

I think Iran could get reparations from the US as early as this week if they promise a cut to someone in Trump's family

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