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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 14/07/2026

Frog, said Toad, I have broken all the bones in my feet and I will cut you.

Frog and toad, being Friends with a kite.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 22/06/2026

My man is trying to do NFTs in the year of our lord 2026

Quote from article: In Fortnite's case, portability will allow cosmetics obtained or purchased in-game to be used in other UE games and vice versa

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 18/06/2026

Get your memes ready - SpaceX IPO is rapidly deorbiting.

Picture of SpaceX stock ticker. It's down 6.74% just today, and approaching the point where everyone who bought into the IPO will have lost money.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 02/06/2026

I think I'd go with actual Mt. Rushmore but real simple line art. Like these guys.

An minimalist rendering of Mt. Rushmore. I don't want to imply it's carelessly done - it's kind of surprisingly expressive for having just a few lines.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 21/05/2026

Taking a piss on the ISS and then immediately taking 1% back because I wasn't done with it yet.

Two posts from ISS Piss Tracker, four minutes apart:

12m ago: The piss tank is 46% full
16m ago: The piss tank is 47% full

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 10/05/2026

Going through old game footage and found this bug that felt like it was worth sharing. #gamedev

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 09/05/2026

None of this makes any sense.

Quote from the article saying that "engines like Unreal were made for and by people who have to click through a menu with a mouse. If you want to change something, it has to be done for the entire engine."

This is the kind of grammatically correct but logically unstructured thought you might associate with AI psychosis.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 04/04/2026

I know this AI art looks like shit, but you gotta understand how hard it is to find a public domain image of Christ on the cross.

An astounding bad AI image pretending to be a painting of Christ on the cross, but the cross is like something MC Escher would draw, and there's another smallerbl cross over Jesus' crotch like we're looking at the box art for a porno

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 22/03/2026

Reminder for everyone in Finland: You have two days left to prove that you're alive.

News article: Finland plans to declare large number of centaurs deceased.
More than 2000 centaurs have until March 24th to confirm that they are still alive.
Oops, I mean centenarians.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 08/03/2026

Anyone know who drew this so I can pay them for using it in a meme?

An extremely buff guy is paying an invoice for a commission artwork.

He holds the art up to inspect it.

"HOLY FUCK!" he says, "I LOVE PAYING ARTISTS". (This isn't what the image originally said, the words 'PAYING ARTISTS' have been pasted over the original, in typical meme format. The pasting-over continues in the following panels, as the man who was originally excited about his own drawing is now made to say:

THEY HAVE CREATED SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL! WITH MY FINANCIAL SUPPORT!

*DEEP SNIFFFFF*

Now somehow even louder: LOOK AT THESE FUCKING UNIQUE INTERPRETATIONS OF MY COMMISSION

I'VE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING BEYOND MY ABILITIES, he screams, indicating the drawing, BY SUPPORTING MY COMMUNITY

Head tilted skyward, fire erupts from his throat and twin beams of light blast forth from his eyes as he screams I FEEL SO POWERFUL

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 06/03/2026

Quite proud of how this trailer turned out. #gamedev

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 19/02/2026

"If you don't embrace AI, all your workers will flee to the countries that ARE replacing workers with AI. I am paid several million dollars a year."

Quote from article: "Osborne says countries who don't embrace AI will lose their workforce to countries that due because workers will flock to the presumably very real AI-enabled fortunes that are being made in other countries. These fortunes will definitely actually be a real thing that workers can participate in, and not be 100% captured by business owners - if they existed at all.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 16/02/2026

If a movie costs $400 million to make and only breaks even, it means labor captured all the value of the movie and that's kinda cool actually.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 14/02/2026

I'm at the fucked around. I'm at the finding out. I'm at the combination fucked around and finding out.

"I'm going to punch you now" kid, punching you.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 22/01/2026

You're supposed to put the food in the fridge until it's time to eat it.

Nikita Bier: I tried meal prep but if I eat food that is more than 2 days old I get violently ill.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 15/01/2026

Not the white house posting AI generated images of Donald Trump with massive milk jugs.

Screenshot of a post on Instagram - it's AI generated and shows an alternate universe version of a Donald Trump who's in shape and hauling massive milk jugs

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 21/12/2025

Yeah, this is the face of a guy who’s thinking “finally I can wrap this up”

A smiling man on his way to (quite possibly) end Jake Paul’s whole career

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 14/12/2025

Steam: Would you like to buy Tingus Goose? Me: Yes, please. Steam: Did you know that it's similar to other games you play? Like Cities Skylines, and Prison Architect? Me: Okay, it REALLY isn't, but I'm going to buy it regardless. #gamedev

A screenshot of Steam's page for Tingus Goose. It mentions that this game is similar to Cities Skylines, and Prison Architect.

Dear reader, it is not.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 05/12/2025

Hey ChatGPT, read my emails and bill the client for 15 minutes per email.

Itemized bill from a lawyer which includes a quarter hour of time spent on “correspondence with client regarding holiday season.”

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 29/11/2025

Yeah, miss me with them HR violations, thanks. #gamedev

End of Dispatch recap: Robert drinks a beer under text reading “You and 4% of players managed not to commit the most serious HR violation imaginable.” Okay, it doesn’t say that but it kinda implies it?

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 29/11/2025

How much air traffic would be normal for Venezuela?

A live map of flights over Venezuela. The center of the country seems rather unpopulated by airplanes, though there are a few flying around the capital.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 21/11/2025

That better not mean what I think it means.

A post from a guy starting a commune. He’s actively selling that the drinking water is ‘alive’.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 10/11/2025

“Did I piss my pants? Yes, but what’s important is everyone saw me piss my pants. We’ve elevated my damp trousers to a major national issue.”

Article with a quote from Duck Durbin claiming that his total capitulation on healthcare has taken healthcare from an issue no one thinks about (!!) to an issue of major national importance.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 06/11/2025

Oh like you never disassociated at a work meeting before

Donald Trump at his desk, staring into the distance, completely tuned out as everyone else in the picture attends to a medical emergency. A man is unconscious on the floor with a crowd gathered around him, six feet to Trump’s left. Trump appears to be completely unaware.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 28/10/2025

DOGE kids after one hit of Musk’s Signature Extreme Millets

A cockatiel just absolutely gone off of the OG millet sauce

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 27/10/2025

Unintentional good advice right there

Ian Miles Cheong saying she “won the argument by not engaging with it.” And she did! He continues to post additional words, blithely unaware, or purpose struggling to fully process, that he has already lost and continues to lose more with each word he types

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 18/10/2025

Will a sycophantic AI make AI’s sicko fans tick? Sam Altman aims to find out…

Headline: OoenAI’s ChatGPT will soon allow ‘erotica’ for adults in major policy shift. They put the word erotica in quotes because, you know, it’ll probably suck.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 21/09/2025

Alt text icon is really elevating this

Screenshot of an email titled “Validate designs with Thickness Analysis” but the icon indicating the screenshot has alt text neatly obscures the “ysis” part.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 06/09/2025

“Free user monetization” next year? That’s a fancy way of saying ‘free users see ads’, right?

Article saying OpenAI is hoping to make $2 a year from monetizing free users

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 01/09/2025

Twitter is currently just the side hustle of an AI company. The “next big influx” of Bluesky users will be from Twitter being unceremoniously shut down when xAI gets sold for scrap.

jamesrball skeet about how it’s not obvious what would cause the next big influx of Bluesky users when it is in fact pretty obvious: the competition to Bluesky is a money losing side project of a money losing AI company that’s an ‘also-ran’ in the money losing industry of LLMs.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 15/08/2025

Kinda think my first Steam purchase might have been the best one #gamedev

Steam purchase history, indicating my first purchase was Plants vs. Zombies - on July 20th, 2009

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 12/08/2025

Will Chamberlain frantically covering his child’s eyes so they don’t see somebody doing a sick wheelie down the street

A Will Chamberlain post about going to DC and seeing a guy on an ATV doing a wheelie and saying you can’t tell him that crime is down in DC. I’m not making this up. Sometimes I joke around in the alt text but this guy actually said - and appears to honestly believe - this unhinged logic

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 12/08/2025

I feel like this guy might not be on the up and up

Stop panicking the Supreme Court would never reverse its ruling on marriage equality winks a JD Vance follower

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 11/08/2025

Algorithm really lining things up nicely today

Donkey Kong gif saying “On To The Next Layer”

Post: There is no bottom to this hell

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 09/08/2025

Am I… Am I supposed to know who either of those people are?

Cuomo posting that people forgot he’s the son of Mario, and the grandson of Andrea - two names I don’t recognize.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 08/08/2025

Same actor later got a role in the Bone comics

A giant bee in the comic book called ‘Bone’, who looks a fair bit like Mothra.

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 29/07/2025

Broke: A 10x engineer according to output. Woke: A 10x engineer according to the damage done to AI company profit margins

Quote concerning Claude Code, an AI programming agent: “I can’t find a single example of a user who wouldn’t, at the very least, cost Anthropic their own monthly subscription revenue and another user’s too, and I’ve found a few examples where they’re swallowing as many as 10 users’ subscriptions in the space of a week.”

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 26/07/2025

Did anyone get a screenshot?

Photo of how the main skeet here about aviation safety is in reply to a now deleted skeet that was “kicking out a plank in the scaffolding of airline safety” I presume?

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Pouchmouse @pouchmouse.com · 18/07/2025

I like how the folks hyping AI are some of the same folks who previously predicted that 3D printing was going to be a Third Industrial Revolution. And they quietly memory-holed that prediction when they switched to AI.

Photos of the Economist magazine saying “The Third Industrial Revolution” and “Print me a Stradivarius” - breathless hype articles about a technology that’s pretty cool, but probably didn’t move the needle of the global economy in any observable way

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