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@porcu-pineapple.bsky.social
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31-year-old bisexual transfem porcupine [she/her] 🔞 I will be horny on main, you have been warned

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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI comic
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PorcuPineapple @porcu-pineapple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lrp that image always hurts me a little cause I feel like I've had that exact conversation with my parents before Like I know it's a stupid insecurity to have but also aaaaauuuuugh, ooooouuuuugh
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
when youre ready to untuck i got you queen
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Green Dog #3 @mintyfresh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Just like the good old days after 9/11!"
sundowner in front of the world trade center
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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PorcuPineapple @porcu-pineapple.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Putting this here before I forget about it
A discord message from PorcuPineapple containing lyrics to a parody of "Flower Man" from Deltarune. 
The lyrics read:
"TEN GALLONS TWENTY THE SHOWER MAN
IS WAITING FOR THE WASH OF HIS HAND
STRAIGHTENING BOTTLES OUT WITHOUT A PLAN
LIKE THE EVERY DAILY
WISH THAT BOTHERS THE SHOWER MAN
COULD I DO SOMETHING TO WASH HIS ASS?
HERE IN MY LITTLE CHAMBER MADE OF GLASS
SO HE LIVED THE 
SHOWER MAN
SHOWER MAN
WITH THE SOAP
IN HIS HAND
SO HE STANDS
TO WASH THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
FROM THE CAN
WAY UP HIGH IN THE SKY
WITH SHAMPOO
IN HIS EYES
AIN'T IT NICE?
THE LIFE FOREVER FOR
SHOWERS"A discord message from PorcuPineapple containing lyrics to a parody of "Flower Man" from Deltarune. 
The lyrics read:
"TEN GALLONS TWENTY THE SHOWER MAN
IS WAITING FOR THE WASH OF HIS HAND
SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER STILL WITHOUT A PLAN
YET THE EVERY DAILY
HOPE THAT POWERED THE SHOWER MAN
WOULD NEVER COWER OFF OF ITS PATH
EVEN IF INJURED I WILL WASH MY ASS
SO HE LIVED THE 
SHOWER MAN
SHOWER MAN
WITH THE SOAP
IN HIS HAND
SO HE STANDS
TO WASH THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
FROM THE CAN
WAY UP HIGH IN THE SKY
WITH SHAMPOO
IN YOUR EYES
AIN'T IT NICE?
THE LIFE FOREVER FOR
SHOWERS"
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lincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:
PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And you definitely don't want to use a high-powered 532nm green laser, because it can permanently burn and disable digital camera CMOS or CCD sensors. Green light is absorbed at a very high efficiency by these electronic sensors, meaning concentrated beams easily melt or overload the pixel array.
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeah….Cole gets it
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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BakaTy - GOBTV: Where Cheeselords Bigfind Happy Pridetimes! @bakatyler.cryptoanarchy.network · 21/08/2026
if you dont watch this screen for 42 minutes before playing, then you never really played mgs4
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Zed is Not Dead 🏳️‍⚧️ @zed.gay · 11/08/2026
I sometimes retweet porn on main as both a rent lowering gunshot and so my mutuals know it's fine to be a pervert around me
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Top of pasta and sauce instant stuff 
It has a picture of Aerith on it
And a knife through it
Like that one game
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we have to let movies and tv be horny again otherwise we're just gonna end up with total mormonification of the entirety of american media
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Apes 2001 @apeslion.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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PorcuPineapple @porcu-pineapple.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm starting to think medical training should include the phonetic alphabet. I got a call from a doctor who tried to spell his name using such bangers as "L as in leg", "E as in egg", and "W as in leg"
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MANIC @manicart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Had to post this gem i found #deltarune
Ralsiei coming out as trans to susie, susie responds in the most susie way possible
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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Dog with Glasses Plushie @dog.labeledrude.online · 20/07/2026
Droste effect comic where a guy goes "i just found out the origin of the waiw meme is actually about someone helping M8NORS get HRT"

Same girl as the original goes waow (based based)
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The Ghost Of Cohost. CoGhost. Gohosohssosost @ceresultra.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This doesn't have to mean dead, by the way, like Plenty of nicer trans folk keep to themselves or make efforts to not appear queer outwardly. If you think all trans folk like me are bitter assholes, consider not standing next to the flak gun. You might find attitudes improve pretty goddamn quick
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Baagender Pride @woolybully414.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Gaster is behind everything" "Dess is the knight" "Kris will lose a hand" These are completely uncomfirmed but heavily implied theories that people talk about as if they were canon But Ralsei being transfem? They will ban you from the internet if you acknowledge the subtext put there ON PURPOSE
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/07/2026
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 12/07/2026
daily life as a trans woman in the 2020s:
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Shinra Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped monitoring the status effect that turns you into a frog.
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Siobhán Casey @shivs.kindgirls.online · 01/07/2026
FUN FACT!

The highest levels of raw sexual power found in nature come from girls who look like this:
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mongoose @mongoosecaboose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
heard a firework
ugh! put that horrid thing away
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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PorcuPineapple @porcu-pineapple.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yeah this is about what I expected
Results for a Neon Genesis Evangelion test. In descending order, the results are 100% Shinji, 90% Rei, 75% Ritsuko, 70% Asuka, 65% Kaworu, 55% Misato, and 35% Gendo.
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PorcuPineapple @porcu-pineapple.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just woke up from a dream where @chipcheezum.bsky.social uploaded episode 3 of FFVII Rebirth and the runtime was like 5:12:36 and the thumbnail was from the Costa del Sol part of the game
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Pal @palind.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
bringing it back for pride month I guess
Two screenshots from Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin with text overlaid.
Top: Neon saying "I should mention I'm transgender, I was raised as a girl."
Bottom: Jack saying "I don't care about that. I only care about final fantasy"
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈
Old ocelot planting a big smooch on Old Snake
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
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Meti 「我が な 和 レベッカ です」🎃 @metintbg.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Let's Plays that brough us such sick quotes as
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Lizzy (attack regardless of target) @icecreamjones.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
yeah
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
GARBAGE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN AT THERE DESK FEELEN LIKE A ANCIENT MAN BECAUSE THERE SO TIRED OF ALL DA A.I SHIT EVERY COMPANY IS TRYING TO PUSH, THEY WANT TO JAM IT IN EVERY WEB SITE AND EVERY APP, ANY WAY IT SAYS "I DONT WANT GMAIL TO TALK TO ME, I DONT WANT TO ASK GMAIL ANY THING, YOU ARE A TRASH CAN FOR RECEIPTS AND ADS, IM NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING TO THE RECYCLING BIN EITHER " - MORE WRITTING ABOUT THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Dog with Glasses Plushie @dog.labeledrude.online · 18/05/2026
Middle-aged man from sonic says: "I've combined 'social' and 'anxiety' into one word! 'Society'!" 

(i edited the luppy meme look it up)
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Mylie (Softail System) @stagefatality.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
speech bubble meme with the blu spy from TF2, in the midst of his line: "-or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today."
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PorcuPineapple @porcu-pineapple.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Not to dunk on myself too much but lrp was literally my last relationship. I was the one who was worried about bothering people
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Toxic yuri between a girl who thinks she's bothering people any time she initiates conversation and a girl who thinks nobody cares about her if they don't contact her first
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Guys. Heads up. Let’s talk about Hantavirus. There have been SEVERAL bad takes and BLATANT misinformation circulating regarding this outbreak so I figured it was a good idea to make a thread about it. Stay calm. Stay vigilant. Know your facts. Here’s ALL you need to know. 🧪🧵⬇️
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Scout from Team Fortress 2 squints at Pyro from Team Fortress 2, saying,
"what's tha matta'
"ya freakin' stupid
"?"
In the second panel, Pyro, very small and doodled, is viewed from a high angle with the camera situated above Scout's left shoulder, while Pyro (small) is standing all the way down at Scout's feet. Pyro affirms in its response, in appropriately very small text,
"uh-huh"
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The meme where there's a sad guy and a happy guy looking at opposite side windows of the bus, except they are upside down. The top of the screen says "suplex" in the display style of q Final Fantasy special attack.
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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 01/05/2026
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