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Pope Urban V

@popeurbanv.bsky.social
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(Latin: Urbanus V; 1310 – 19 December 1370), born Guillaume de Grimoard Only Avignon pope to be beatified Disabled (dead) youtu.be/9AXXSa8YEic?si=gALdDrdgM7o…

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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This will be a great precedent when it comes time for Bukele to face the music
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This was a good answer
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is why D&D has separate stats for Intelligence and Wisdom
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Jesse Eisinger @jeisinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW: In ‘24, the FBI sought to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump eviscerated the FBI & DOJ public corruption teams. ProPublica unearthed the investigation and you can read it 👇 www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One reason I'm cautiously optimistic about societal benefits from using AI more widely for information by the general public is that it isn't really competing against The Truth, it's competing against THIS
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If we surrender we might as well go all the way and offer them restored diplomatic and economic relations. It'd at least drop a titanic wedge into their internal politics and scare the bejesus out of the Likudniks
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I didn't realize Musk also does the Don Jr "look at my dick" weird hand thing
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I understand our sublime council of wizards has ruled that Trump might be immune to bribery charges but I don't think any of the other three people here are
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We are going to reach a point where every student is paid 50,000 dollars to take a rightwing class to turn them against the idea of government spending
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh it's Ezra Transcript Day, when I get to see screenshots like this one posted but never what comes immediately after, which is typically like this:
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He hasn't landed an insult since "George Slopanopolous" tbh
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Given how little Trump reads, this two-page MOU probably seemed like a Terms of Service agreement. So I guess it tracks that he signed it before reading it
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is too close to the understanding put forth by Vatican II, schismatic opposition to which is the binding force of RW chud Catholics everywhere
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"Now that war comes to you, you feel very different. You deprecate its horrors, but did not feel them when you sent car-loads of soldiers and ammunition, and moulded shells and shot, to desolate the homes of hundreds and thousands of good people who only asked to live in peace"
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I once witnessed this guy proclaim the removal of the cap on overdraft fees as a "great day for American consumers", he will literally just say anything
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/06/2026
oh so we've all found a new woman to hate just because she's saying something incredibly stupid in the most condescending format ever conceived
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Stop texting my wife!
Graham Platner fundraising spam
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I tried this 3 times and it responded with my local sunset time each try. Maybe OP has maximal privacy/location settings on?
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Every time this comes up I cannot for the life of me figure out if it's just some gigantic in-joke On Here or if this is actually sincerely believed
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Seinfeld: Frank Costanza's 'Problems With You People'
Alt: Seinfeld: Frank Costanza's 'Problems With You People'
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I love the assumption that OMB is citing Klein in good faith and we just gotta go along with it for The Dunks
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
To me this is by far the top explanation for Gen Z nihilism. If you don't brand and commodify every aspect of your life, you're falling behind. If you're not getting one over on the next guy in crypto or prediction markets, you're a sucker. Beyond Marx's alienation of labor--alienation of personhood
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alex @shitshow.info · 27/05/2026
If my dad vibe coded an app to not pick me up from school I’d sort nursing homes by rating and put him in the worst one
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is more or less a public event from Fallout 76
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The funny thing about these sorts of legal maneuvers for traitors is that it's almost like they're exactly designed to make the death penalty admissable under 2267 of the Catechism of the Catholic Church
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The circle of terms Iran is willing to accept and the circle of terms Israel is willing to accept do not overlap. I don't think there is anywhere close to enough understanding of the terror Israel feels about even baby steps towards a US-Iran rapproachment, and the terms will look like that.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Even when he’s talking about the wretched shit he actually believes he sounds like “how do you do fellow bigots?”
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Adam Selzer @adamchicago.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In 1872, the Chicago Evening Post published an absolutely brutal editorial mocking people who objected to sharing public spaces with Black people. Still some dated language but a remarkable piece. “Hire a carriage and you can sit all alone by your own sweet self for $2 an hour.”
1872 article reading, in part: “AYou do not like, reader, to sit by the side of a well-behaved negro in a theatre's dress circle? Very well; take a box. If your antipathies are not worth $5 extra, they are not very important.
You do not like, fastidious madam, to sit by the side of "some offensive creature" in the car? Very well; hire a carriage, and you can sit all alone with your own sweet self for $2 an hour. But you cannot expect to charter and monopolize a Persian heaven on wheels for five cents, you know. You object, dear sir, to risk the chance of meeting… Fred. Douglass, Alexander Dumas, Minister Bassett, John Jones, or Jared Grey? Very well; you have an inalienable and God-given right to object. You can avoid these people by having your meals served in your room. Isn't your pet aversion worth a dollar to you? ... To insult people because of their color is bad enough; but it is mean and cowardly to make them pay the expenses of their own crucifixion. “.  Likely by George Mclellan or his brother.
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
the most raw as fuck thing of all time, actually
Guardians make their own fate
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Tbf probably won't need audits if their only income is $0.10/hr making license plates
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Can't help but notice they truncated the line: Wives ὑποτάσσεσθε [follow, submit] Husbands ἀγαπᾶτε [love, prize, cherish, show affection] but also μὴ πικραίνεσθε [don't be harsh, embittered, vexatious] Children ὑπακούετε [obey, hearken, give ear] Fathers μὴ ἐρεθίζετε [don't provoke, irritate]
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’ve never really been an Our Tax Dollars guy but all the blatant corruption, ballroom, slush fund for rioting pedophiles etc is really throwing me into a permanent state of rage and bloodlust. Something’s gotta give
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is a paranoid fantasy that the media encourages but it’s actually not true. The US produces a very educated populace. It’s just that the sheer scale of our R&D requires drawing on the finest talents of a far larger population base via immigration.
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Not the point but Utah very much has a pretty well respected football program?
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Lol the SBC. Breaking from the Catholic Church because you want to divorce your wife, then breaking from that church because you thought it was still too Catholic, then breaking from that resulting church because you love slavery. Truly they alone hold the One Truth
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is particularly maddening because the court allowed the election to go ahead when all the legal facts were exactly the same. The only real new information they have now is what the result was.
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sir, this is a Wendy's, even though we can't call it that because they withdrew from the Russian market in 2014.
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 04/05/2026
Dropping a gift link so non-subscribers can access this fantastic story: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
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How an Alleged Child Predator Remade the Nation’s Second-Largest Faith Group in His Image
Paul Pressler helped ordain the marriage between white evangelicals and the GOP, all while accusations of sexual abuse piled up. Right-wing groups are still using his political playbook
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
texasmonthly.com
How an Alleged Child Predator Remade the Nation’s Second-Largest Faith Group in His Image
Paul Pressler helped ordain the marriage between white evangelicals and the GOP, all while accusations of sexual abuse piled up. Right-wing groups are still using his political playbook
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
did a good post accidentally show up there
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The absolute best scenario here, and it's fairly likely imo, is that he is lying. It's also the Hill
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Boy I sure hope Havana's population isn't 1000x denser than Starlink's saturation threshold
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Idk but the inverse of this is No Shelter by RATM for the Godzilla with Matthew Broderick in it, I'm literally not even sure when tf it was in the movie
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Just War Theory places bounds on armed conflict which make it ethically permissible in narrow circumstances. It doesn't mean God joins the cause.
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
99% chance this was in response to someone doing Math
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I was going to say that four loko is fine and you just need to be able to do Alcoholic Math and stick to your quota. But now I'm pretty sure I was drinking Joose in those days, which is still pretty vile but not quite the same thing.
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Never played RE or MGS games (no shade intended at all), I think the GoW games are good but overrated, and I would have found a place for BG3 in here. Otherwise this list really is pretty good imo. I'd have also put Morrowind on here but that probably had more to do with me being 13.
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
One of the most frustrating things to me about the Gaza spam - the fraud notwithstanding - is that the problem is there isn't enough food, not that there's food spoiling on the shelf because no one can afford it. At the very best you're just enabling one family to outbid a different one.
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Pope Urban V @popeurbanv.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Often also lost in this is this wasn't the first democracy Iran lost to foreign intervention. They had a European style constitution early in the 20th century before most of Europe did. Britain and Russia took care of that. In their eyes, the US was different - and we were, until we betrayed them.
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