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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 13h
Lots have said this today but this was a great episode for Rob. He's absolutely right about the table dancing. That whole group, Omar, Rhianna and Lynx, are so joyless. Rob, Pauline and Harry later on purposely winding Lynx up was objectively rude, but he's such a wet blanket it's funny. #bbuk
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 13h
What the fuck is Rhianna doing? She's absolutely fucking ridiculous. Is it possible to organise an eviction where at least half the house are yeeted over the wall? #bbuk
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 22h
I've not done too much posting about this #bbuk series relatively, but I wish I'd written this belter of a thread.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quickfire rundown of the remaining #bbuk housemates. Rochelle - appalling fuckwit Philip - total bitch Omar - arsehole Rhianna - brittle and empty Lynx - game playing coward Harry - pointless Samuel - pointless and not fun Rob - pointless but fun Pauline - sound but doomed Katrin - cannon fodder
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Adoring how shook the housemates are by the newbies' arrival. Rochelle and Philip in particular have immediately retreated and are being as bitchy as possible. What a pair of dickheads. #bbuk
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fucking hell just catching up with last nights #bbuk and I just despise Rochelle. Shouting "good fucking riddance" after Johanne as she left is just wildly unnecessary, not to mention microcosmic of her whole attitude. No accountability, relentless negativity, zero introspection.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So annoying that we've managed to get through two episodes of #CelebrityTraitors and we've still not had a complete Round Table. Also I'm going to spend the next six days mourning the upcoming death of Hannah.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was ready to be very annoyed at #DragRaceUK, but everything turned out well - correct winner, correct elimination, correct tops and bottoms. Also pleased to see that Anita will air her grievances next week, because three of them saying her name on the runway was some outrageous nonsense.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've not live posted tonight, but here are some assorted early #CelebrityTraitors thoughts. Richard, wtf?? He didn't even need to declare himself a Traitor, given the size of his grin when the blindfolds were removed. Sorry to Amol but it'd be a crying shame to lose James Acaster this early.
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Shahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm listening.
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 30/09/2026
[with gritted teeth] the WHIMSY will be INCREASED proportional to the DIFFICULTIES
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sitting with the rather unusual feeling of actually being quite excited for the month ahead. How wonderful.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Catching up late on #bbuk again. I've said that Rochelle's meltdowns can be entertaining, but she's tipping the balance again back into fucking intolerable. And I'm going to start judging anyone who listens to a single moronic word out of her mouth.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/09/2026
Well I can’t say I like that one bit
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Catching up with last nights #bbuk and while this is not exactly news, bloody hell Rochelle is absolutely certifiable. Utterly melting down at having to do a bit of cooking.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If horny jail were a real place, I'd hope there was a specific wing of it built to house those with ADHD.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Holy crap, there's so much TV on 1st October it's possible that my eyes might finally turn square. That night I want to see Taskmaster, Drag Race, Big Brother, Celebrity Traitors (and Uncloaked), and just seen that Break Clause premieres on that night too, which I'm excited for.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck me this is vintage #BigBrother tonight.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Catching up on last nights #BigBrother, and am finally finding Rochelle quite entertaining. She's absolutely ridiculous, but she's veering more towards being funny now than irritating. Even her resting anguished face is funny to me now.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well smack my ass and call me Judy, there's actually 4 people I know in the next season of #TheTraitorsUS
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Prize tasks submissions that aren't actual prizes annoy me more than they should on #Taskmaster. No, I can't take your Mum home. No, you're not really staking your house. No, I will not accept a visualisation of a concept as a prize when I kick your ass because I've fulfilled the brief properly.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just caught up on last nights #bb. Wild how Rochelle's comment to Charlotte was misconstrued; Johanne speaks about how other people speak but has no idea how she comes across; Yasmin is a wildly reactionary person who needs to refine her anger; and Philip can do one shouting at 8am.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rochelle is a bit simple, but Johanne is an arsehole. Shove your God up your hole. #BigBrother
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who's guilty pleasure is pickles? It's me. #BigBrother
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Getting the early feeling that I'm quickly going to be rooting against both Rochelle and Johanne. #BigBrother
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh Frankie, oh no 😢 #BigBrother
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
September book finished tonight - Skipshock by Caroline O'Donaghue. Really, really enjoyed this one, some brilliant world(s) building, some slow burn love and longing, and a killer finish, leaving space for more. I hope there'll be more!!
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As if they're putting the Queen of Scotty Road in #BigBrother.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My main enjoyment from the Manchester derby is imagining how painful it must be for Man Yoo fans.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Turns out #TeamsLikeLincoln can get a manager sacked the next day if they lose to them.... @staceywest.bsky.social (I do know this also happened at lower levels)
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bayeux Tapestry good but massively upstaged by seeing a cat in a ruff right before
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So exciting to have reached season 8 of #DragRaceUK and to finally have a queen from Essex to really root for. I'm totally team Mocha!!
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just spitballing here, but maybe it shouldn’t be legal to allow a private company owned by Nigel Farage to impersonate a political party
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(post from tragedycamp)
Adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

(reply from welpnotagain)
me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
To be fair this show will be great for people who loved the movies but wished they were four times longer and directly financing transphobic litigation so that you can feel weird and sad about everyone involved
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watching this show isn’t going to get you cancelled, you won’t lose your job, you won’t be tied to a flagpole in your underwear. It just makes you a shitty person, contributing to the wealth of a bigoted monster, against the request of the people she’s harming.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's a shame the Fringe is almost finished, #Tottenham should've been taking this show up to Edinburgh.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I SCREAMED www.instagram.com/reel/DSaex-X...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
"I'm not robbing you for cash buddy"
[Photo of the door of a white Krispy Kreme delivery van. A red octagonal sticker near the window reads "NO CASH ON BOARD Just Fresh Doughnuts". Watermarked @tank.sinatra.]
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The British Media Vs. Plagiarism
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
British Journalists are relaxing on lilos in the sea. Someone on the shore yells “Hey Guys! An academic got accused of plagiarism”

Panel 2: 
One of the journalists sticks out their tongue and says “Pffft. Wake me when there’s a real story”

Panel 3: 
Person on shore “He was black”

Panel 4: 
The sea explodes as a tidal wave of British Journalists erupt into the air, manic and desperate to report on this now vital for some reason piece of news
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
RadicalBender on TikTok: "The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they start selling vacuum cleaners"
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Personally I think blowing Trump out of the sky is way down the list of preferred demises for him, since it would deprive us all of seeing the panic in his piggy little eyes before he goes.
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Poland and Lalaland implies the further existence of Dipsyland and Tinkywinkyland
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First time I've shared my score on here, but why wouldn't I when I've done so well?? www.maptap.gg August 12 100🎯 98🎯 95🏅 94🏅 99🎯 Final score: 967
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Was at a supermarket last night with a friend, were choosing our respective dinners for the evening, and she suggested salad, so I had an honest to goodness chance to sing 'you don't win friends with salad' in the wild. You better believe I took that chance.
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Paul, but medicated @pmartinssmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
August book finished this afternoon - Seasons Of Glass & Iron by @amalelmohtar.com. Flew through this collection of short stories because it's just so gorgeous. El-Mohtar's writing is always so beautiful and rich, like molasses for the soul.
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oneoneoneone @oneoneoneone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wild times on the UK MOTHS Facebook group.
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