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Kyle

@plugtypeb.bsky.social
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Minneapolis. Certified “nice guy”. Don’t forget your sunscreen. He/They

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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 4h
I may have found the best yard skeleton in South Minneapolis
A lawn skeleton continuously shitting green liquid into a trash bin of radioactive waste. The skeleton holds a bag of Taylor Farms lettuce in one hand, a bag of Taco Bell in the other
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Witness was easily my game of 2016 by a mile and I co-sign.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Minneapolitan investment guy here: treasury yields basically are the answer to the question “how much money would you lend to the federal government today, to get a guaranteed $1000 10 years from now”. You back the market’s answer into the yield, which is effectively the govt’s interest rate
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No. Genuinely sorry that I sounded condescending. It all just sucks.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bog standard Silicon Valley stuff these days. The way all VC (and private equity) works is they get a ton of investor money, but only the VC has power. This is that same model but with even more powerless investor cash.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s a literal starry fissure. You couldn’t have asked for a better picture to accommodate that post unless Atrus himself dropped it in your lap
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Idk man, I just go to the barbershop down the street. It’s owned by a Vietnamese couple who only accept Venmo. It’s great.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a 39 year-old balding guy who is scared of what his midlife crisis will be, I suddenly feel a lot better about myself and my choices.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think and hope you’re right. The generational shift is happening. Maybe I’m feeling discouraged by the ratio of Folk to Frazier signs I see in my neighborhood.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I live in her ward and, unfortunately, I see no evidence that her replacement would be any better until a generational shift happens here. I’m not holding my breath, though.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It says I cannot DM you. I'm not technically your person, as I don't work at a private college, but my job is very similar and some of my old coworkers are now investment people at two local private colleges and I keep in touch with them enough to kinda know what's up generally
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m playing on PC. My experience is similar. Combat is smooth. Trying to interact with a dead body and suddenly my character controls like 1996 Chris Redfield.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You joke but my wife literally fell asleep on the couch while I was getting Plex set up tonight and I did a quick 10 minute HIIT set before waking her up. You may be on to something.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Despite Plex’s flexibility and general ease of use, I am unable to get it working without spending a minimum of fifteen minutes putzing around and running back and forth between my tv and pc. Every day I become my father even more
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh wow. I recognize this guy. He posts on Fishbrain literally every day.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
VIX was basically killed when 0DTE options came out. And MOVE is still largely model based. My investment committee doesn’t really know a good risk measured left. Do you have one you prefer these days, or are you going off vibes like the rest of us?
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Humans are better at imagining risk than calculating it. We overweight rare, dramatic risks and underweight ordinary ones. That’s why we fear plane crashes more than falls or car accidents. AI is similar, governments and scammers use it to harm people today, but an imagined Skynet is scarier.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s telling that both me and a good high school friend were math nerds who wanted to get into physics, but both ended up with Chartered Financial Analyst designations and do investing work now. Not quite sure what it’s telling of, but it seems telling.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I find it remarkable that the Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom companion app (which I haven’t uninstalled for some reason) is STILL getting updates in late 2026.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 09/09/2026
The new Metroid looks okay but...really, enough of the gender swapping! Absolutely no reason for Samus to be a girl in this one other than to appeal to the woke gaming crowd 😞
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I heard my son say he’s going to do the Great Fairy Fountain. I looked at what that was: standing over the still running bath and peeing into it.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A woman at the state fair caught me looking at her pickle slut shirt, grinned and did finger guns at me.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My family has no problems waking up before 7 on normal weekend days, but of course on the day we’re going to the Fair they all decide to sleep in.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Duluth Pride slaps so hard. Hipefully It’s not too late to check out the Superior, WI Pride parade! I’ve taken the kids there the past two years but couldn’t make it this year.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No you’re good. Now that the coyote is no longer buying ACME products, their EBITDA will plummet.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
These men shouldn’t be able to walk into a room without being spat on, shouted at, having their teeth knocked clean out. They’re THAT bad. They cannot be part of a civilized society. But instead so many with power have accommodated them, either with support, or simply the presumption of regularity.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As one of the few people on this site who actually talks to private equity people (for work), I’d normally be less concerned. But having read up on this guy in particular, I fear your read may be right…
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My choice to switch to Bitwarden after the Lastpass fiasco of years ago is paying off yet again.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I hate coming off as the smug know-it-all scold so common on Bluesky, but I think this is a case where we really all do know the answer.
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Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No!
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In full honesty, the most impressive use I’ve seen of AI was a coworker who had it design and run thousands of simulations to determine playoff odds for our office’s cribbage tournament.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is the message. The other message is that Demuth’s actions were directly responsible for ICE coming here and I want her loss to be historic
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In 6th grade I read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, then wrote a 4 page book report on how much its writing sucks compared to Final Fantasy Tactics.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sure AI stocks may lose money, but they’re not structurally designed to siphon money from the public like gambling is.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I voted for Kobey. Undecided on what I’ll do in November.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can’t sleep won’t sleep
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I will take solace in Klobuchar winning because my former MAGA boss went to high school with her and hates her guts so I know she’s fuming over the fact Klobuchar will likely be her Governor soon.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My wife took our 4 year old to vote this morning (MPLS 13-10). He loudly and repeatedly reminded her not to vote for the person who voted for ICE
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
God I wish Klobuchar was DSA.
Text I received from the GOP reading:

Tomorrow decides it all. Last time Democratic Socialists had full control, they tore down every safeguard standing between the unborn and abortion on demand in our state. If conservatives stay home, Amy Klobuchar and the DSA get four more years to finish the job.

Lisa Demuth is the ONLY pro-life candidate who can stop it.

Make your plan now: What time are you voting? Polls open 7am-8pm.

Find your polling place: mnvotes.org

Primaries are often decided by a handful of votes — yours could be the deciding vote.

Reply YES if you're voting for Lisa Demuth tomorrow, then make it happen.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If they throw enough money at a few primary races, they literally may not need to.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
”Your teeth are really tiny. I recommend cosmetic work like veneers.” I was 15 years old and she was a new dentist for me.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
L’Academie members are there for life! It is hard limited to 40 members. It’s really hard to get on it. It’s basically SCOTUS but for the dictionary
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m not holding my breath but if MN elects Klobuchar and Craig the same year Wisconsin elects Hong. Oof
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My wife and I are scheduling child care so we can see The Odyssey on Friday. The last time we did this for a movie was 2023.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m reading this an hour into my youngest’s bed time routine. We’ll all get through this one day.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Before Reporting the text as spam, I made sure to save this graphic from the MN GOP.
Political text. It reads “Is the Mile Lindell and Phil Parrish ticket soft on abortion?”  The text is overlaid upon a pillow torn in two.
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