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Kyle

@plugtypeb.bsky.social
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Minneapolis. Certified “nice guy”. Don’t forget your sunscreen. He/They

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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 3h
I may have found the best yard skeleton in South Minneapolis
A lawn skeleton continuously shitting green liquid into a trash bin of radioactive waste. The skeleton holds a bag of Taylor Farms lettuce in one hand, a bag of Taco Bell in the other
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Witness was easily my game of 2016 by a mile and I co-sign.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a 39 year-old balding guy who is scared of what his midlife crisis will be, I suddenly feel a lot better about myself and my choices.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Despite Plex’s flexibility and general ease of use, I am unable to get it working without spending a minimum of fifteen minutes putzing around and running back and forth between my tv and pc. Every day I become my father even more
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh wow. I recognize this guy. He posts on Fishbrain literally every day.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Humans are better at imagining risk than calculating it. We overweight rare, dramatic risks and underweight ordinary ones. That’s why we fear plane crashes more than falls or car accidents. AI is similar, governments and scammers use it to harm people today, but an imagined Skynet is scarier.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s telling that both me and a good high school friend were math nerds who wanted to get into physics, but both ended up with Chartered Financial Analyst designations and do investing work now. Not quite sure what it’s telling of, but it seems telling.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I find it remarkable that the Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom companion app (which I haven’t uninstalled for some reason) is STILL getting updates in late 2026.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 09/09/2026
The new Metroid looks okay but...really, enough of the gender swapping! Absolutely no reason for Samus to be a girl in this one other than to appeal to the woke gaming crowd 😞
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I heard my son say he’s going to do the Great Fairy Fountain. I looked at what that was: standing over the still running bath and peeing into it.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A woman at the state fair caught me looking at her pickle slut shirt, grinned and did finger guns at me.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My family has no problems waking up before 7 on normal weekend days, but of course on the day we’re going to the Fair they all decide to sleep in.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
These men shouldn’t be able to walk into a room without being spat on, shouted at, having their teeth knocked clean out. They’re THAT bad. They cannot be part of a civilized society. But instead so many with power have accommodated them, either with support, or simply the presumption of regularity.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My choice to switch to Bitwarden after the Lastpass fiasco of years ago is paying off yet again.
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Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No!
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In 6th grade I read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, then wrote a 4 page book report on how much its writing sucks compared to Final Fantasy Tactics.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can’t sleep won’t sleep
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I will take solace in Klobuchar winning because my former MAGA boss went to high school with her and hates her guts so I know she’s fuming over the fact Klobuchar will likely be her Governor soon.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My wife took our 4 year old to vote this morning (MPLS 13-10). He loudly and repeatedly reminded her not to vote for the person who voted for ICE
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
God I wish Klobuchar was DSA.
Text I received from the GOP reading:

Tomorrow decides it all. Last time Democratic Socialists had full control, they tore down every safeguard standing between the unborn and abortion on demand in our state. If conservatives stay home, Amy Klobuchar and the DSA get four more years to finish the job.

Lisa Demuth is the ONLY pro-life candidate who can stop it.

Make your plan now: What time are you voting? Polls open 7am-8pm.

Find your polling place: mnvotes.org

Primaries are often decided by a handful of votes — yours could be the deciding vote.

Reply YES if you're voting for Lisa Demuth tomorrow, then make it happen.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
”Your teeth are really tiny. I recommend cosmetic work like veneers.” I was 15 years old and she was a new dentist for me.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My wife and I are scheduling child care so we can see The Odyssey on Friday. The last time we did this for a movie was 2023.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Before Reporting the text as spam, I made sure to save this graphic from the MN GOP.
Political text. It reads “Is the Mile Lindell and Phil Parrish ticket soft on abortion?”  The text is overlaid upon a pillow torn in two.
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My condolences @iznaut.com
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Look at the checkmate I achieved with 0.1 seconds on the clock.
Screenshot from a chess match. Black is in checkmate from white’s bishop, and the king’s retreat squares are covered by white’s queen
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Huge get for NYT
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
He’s right, BUT it’s important to understand MSCI is the largest seller of climate benchmarking data.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I would be over the moon happy if Hong won governorship in WI. BUT. I wouldn’t be able to maintain my righteous holier-than-thou attitude towards Wisconsin when we elect Klobuchar, so it’s impossible to say if this is bad or not
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Hennepin County Government Center in downtown is also open for all Hennepin County residents. It was empty during the lunch rush today.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just voted early at the Hennepin County Government Center downtown. I was the 63rd Minneapolitan to vote early there today.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I learned that @naomikritzer.bsky.social has already blogged about all of my down ballot races, and I work downtown, so I no longer have any excuse not to vote over my lunch break today.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I fucking hate this.
A screenshot from the Libby library app. It is the entry for classic book A Wrinkle in Time. The blurb below reads, “As seen on Stranger Things, discover the ground-breaking, bestselling science fiction and fantasy classic that has delighted readers…”
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Over lunch I was watching two guys play chess on one of the giant boards they put out on Nicollet Mall. His opponent was going to pin his rooks with a bishop so long as he didn’t move the knight protecting that square. He moved his knight to the same diagonal. I had to walk away
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My seven year old has gotten so into soccer that he’s started putting product in his hair
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snackerü @snackeru.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My son once drew a person playing basketball and I said, “Nice! Is that me?” thinking he drew it because I liked to shoot hoops on the driveway. He said “Hold on,” and then drew a person sitting on a chair watching TV. He said, “That’s you watching this guy play basketball.” Humbling.
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Speed. I think I was like 7. My current 7 year-old son can barely handle pg-13.
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 16/07/2026
Raffi you’re so right
Threads post from raffi_music:
stay creative. after Baby Beluga, I didn't worry about how can I top that.. just kept growing as a person and musically. 14 years later, Bananaphone!
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Dublin Fire Brigade @dubfirebrigade.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/07/2026
It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
God damn. And this is from the NFL subreddit.
Post from Reddit user Delicious_Tea_9534 that reads: “The Belgians murdered over 10 million Congolese and were never held accountable for it, they can take that red card and shove it up their asses”
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Charon the vali @charonthevali.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"
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Kyle @plugtypeb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You cannot convince me this is a real sport.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/06/2026
I just know if the Trump admin tries to force colleges to adopt a trans bathroom ban, I'm going to have a bunch of cis colleagues saying, you can just use the single stall bathroom! No, I'm not going back. I'm not accepting any "compromise" for something I've had no issue with for 10+ years.
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Annie loves Mpls @anniekp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans lives are divine, and this decision is absolute shit.
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