Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Man first Dolly and now Tim Curry died too? The one potential ray of sunshine from this is the rule of threes could come for the prez 010
Reposted by Cuck NorrisJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent. 62776874
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Collectively, Americans really dropped the ball in not calling an electric car’s frunk a bonnet. We could have seamlessly transferred over to the same word the rest of the world uses while also never having to say the word frunk. 010
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Dear @bsky.app I’m sorry that I clicked on that ONE pro-Seattle post. It doesn’t mean I want a steady feed of Seattle boosting. Same with 100 pictures of pizza a day. Or every version of ‘the president of the United States is a traitor’. Jesus Christ 020
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Why do I have to buy half a box of knuckle bandages every time I go to buy a box of fingertip bandages? I’ve never once put a Band-Aid on my knuckle. This is a bullshit scheme to make me buy twice as many Band-Aids as needed 020
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Why doesn’t someone make a Roomba for dog poop? 010
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Seriously what the fuck was up with that Barbra Streisand thing? 030
Reposted by Cuck Norrislauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/02/2026other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life 744944866
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I got banned from Twitter for commenting to John Fetterman that I was praying for another blood clot, and I refuse to delete it so looks like my Twitter days are over. I was one of the first people on the site, way back in 2007. Thanks Elon. 120
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I have watched the neon sign on the Tumbleweed restaurant near my home slowly transition from “Tumbleweed” to “blew” and finally to “ew” 020
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Does anyone ever wonder what Kevin Eubanks is up to? 020
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 02/08/2025The hell is going on with my feed recently? The last few days I’ve seen dongs and tits on main, ai slop, body builder shit, thirsty OF replies, etc. it’s like they just imported all the bullshit from Twitter. Should I expect Nazi stuff next? 020
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 11/07/2025My favorite thing about listening to podcasts like @lawfaremedia.org is hearing guys like Ben Wittes constantly assume the best case situation when it’s glaringly obvious all actors involved have the worst intentions. Giving the benefit of the doubt to a bunch of goblins is a great look 👍🏻 030
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 27/06/2025At what point is it time for libs and leftists to start throwing out the whole ‘tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of tyrants’ shit like the right does any time a politician does something they disagree with? 041
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Me, looking at my brassicas that are all leaves.youtu.beBasement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At (Official Video)YouTube video by Basement Jaxx 020
Reposted by Cuck NorrisProfessor Richard D. Wolff @profwolff.bsky.social · 19/05/2025#WolffBites: US empire decline brings Russia and China together and drives desperate UK and EU to undo Brexit catastrophe. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comUK and EU haggle over key points before first summit since BrexitDefence deals, fishing rights and closer economic ties among the talking points at Downing Street. 412428
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Once Stevie Wonder dies, will there even be any famous living blind people anymore? 030
Reposted by Cuck Norrisdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22/04/2025imagine finding $3,000 in a purse u stole lol 3986075262
Reposted by Cuck NorrisKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 27/03/2025this combination of rage, disgust, embarrassment, and sadness I wake up with in the pit of my belly every morning almost requires a new name 721237117
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Something that has bothered me for probably 20 years: in the first Austin Powers movie, his mental trick for resisting the allure of the fembots was to imagine Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. But he probably wouldn’t know who she was because he was frozen when she was just an MP. 110
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 26/02/2025At least last time there was a measles outbreak the guy in charge wasn’t pro-measles. 010
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Say what you will but it looks like the Democrats’ threat to hold an emergency meeting in 24 hours was enough to scare the White House into capitulating. 020
Reposted by Cuck NorrisMicah @rincewind.run · 15/01/2025periodically I look around at the state of the internet and the way it is clearly contributing to making the world worse in so many ways, and I think back to dicking around in a computer lab in the early 00s and how full of promise it all felt, and I feel sad it didn't have to be this way 2435935804
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Nobody told me that the day I turned 40 I would immediately begin prioritizing lumbar support. 240
Reposted by Cuck NorrisMegan Amram @meganamram.bsky.social · 31/12/2024R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024) 624508652
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Earlier this year I bought a pack of Apple AirTags which I opened—but never activated—and then promptly misplaced. A cruel twist of fate, I have this technology to help me magically find lost items going unused, just when I need it most.Like the story of that whale that sings at the wrong frequency 030
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 25/12/2024If Biden cared about America he would force all wrapping paper companies to put those grid lines on the back of the paper to aid in cutting straight lines. 030
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Has anyone made a smiling Luigi mask in the style of one of those Guy Fawkes anonymous masks? Seems like some decent overlap 030
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 11/12/2024@kevinroose.com I’m going to need the name of that multi-part podcast on aqueducts that you mentioned in the Nov. 29 episode of Hard Fork. 020
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Every CEO in America contacting the Undercover Boss makeup team 020
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Are we going to find out that this CEO assassin had a family member who was denied a claim and died? I feel like that’s what’s going to happen. 020
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Got this song stuck in my head open.spotify.com/track/5Qy6a5...open.spotify.com6 Foot 7 FootLil Wayne, Cory Gunz · Tha Carter IV (Complete Edition) · Song · 2011 020
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 23/11/2024This bluesky algo needs to figure out that I don’t care about pictures of cats and dogs, nor do I really care about most video games, anime, a lot of web comics, etc. Because that’s pretty much all they’re trying to sell me 110
