Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Being forced to listen to the whole side changes the way you interact with the music. It goes from something you can just put on for noise to being an actual intentional practice. 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Excuse me we’re calling it SI now. Super Inflated 190
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is like when Russ on Silicon Valley used a computerized nanny to parent his child. 040
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My Amazon about you was not only spot on but kind of flattering. Why yes I DO cook with professional-level equipment and techniques, I actually AM systematically building a comprehensive gardening setup. And thank you for noticing that I travel with organized gear systems. 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fun fact: the were trying to make a heart medication when they discovered it gave you boners and then we had viagra. 130
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I mean if you ever watch any porn all the ads are for ai porn. Just uncanny valley shit. AI porn does even less for me than AI art. 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Seriously. I’m a killer wingman but absolutely terrible one on one 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This just makes me think of Geriatric Park from Naked Gun. 010
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Best part is eating it in one bite no matter how large it is. 010
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yea but you can’t win. If you stay with skinny/slim jeans you get made fun of for being out of touch, like the old guys still wearing plaid pants when I was a kid. 120
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sidenote I’d be highly interested in a strain of weed that made me into a stoner caricature like Cheech and Chong 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My sister developed this a few years ago and it’s the worst. Every time I see her I ask her if she can eat some new allium I hadn’t previously asked about 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As an analog guy myself, I really don’t have any idea how to use a digital camera.Unless it is my 25-year-old Nikon coolpix piece of shit point and shoot digital, I’m lost. I instantly turned into a boomer. ‘ back in my day we didn’t have all these megapixels, we had silver halides and cellulose!’ 010
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If this was me doing that you would have to interpret a brown-ish smear of colors 001
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oooh a strongly worded rebuke. That’ll teach em! Just like it did last time! 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sorry, character limit. I’m saying I don’t have any power in regard to evidently cheering Pelosi on as she subverts the left. 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026No I mean what do you mean afford them grace? What was I talking about in regards to that?  100
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Who do you think I am? I don’t have any power. I have one single vote in a hyper conservative district where the majority of the incumbents are republicans running unopposed. I merely lamented that being a non-conservative sucks in this country, and somehow this now means I’m anti-trans or something 400
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026How does it feel to live in an ideal progressive bubble where every candidate perfectly echoes your own personal politics? 400
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m a dumb fuck and I love your dumb fucking policies but now that it’s personally affecting me, I’m starting to not like your dumb fucking policies. But only when those dumb fucking policies affect my dumb fucking ass. 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You mean the guys who defended ICE killing citizens in the streets are also mean to fish?! 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I mean it’s good to see the GOP is shedding Trump but I wouldn’t be so sure people won’t forget. We are an INCREDIBLY stupid electorate. 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026🥱 sorry I’m just not going to give any kudos to a grifter who completely flipped sides the moment she realized she had run her course on the evil side. She can go to hell, there are plenty of people who have actual morals that I can listen to instead. 010
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Good thing he torched all his trans activist good will to side with these same freaks. 1450
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m all for Mitch having the worst chairs we can find 2130
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Also what is video but a series of still images? 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yeah and then he just let Johnson say whatever the fuck he wanted with no pushback. He gets like one out of five stars for this 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Doesn’t this imply all these guys are in heaven? 010
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’ve said for years I would be happiest in the primordial soup 010
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This sounds like AI. I mean he sucks just as much as AI so it’s a lose-lose situation. But even for that ogre, it has weird inflections and pacing. 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I got kicked off Twitter for telling fetterman I was praying for another blood clot. 000
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This would be great if I was a chameleon and could steer one eye to watch one thumb on one screen and the other eye to watch the other thumb on the other screen. 020
Cuck Norris @pleaselikeme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Counter argument: don’t give this sack of shit a podium upon which to be a sack of shit. Let him yak from his podcast, not primetime cable. 000
