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Two pieces of bread with the planet earth in the middle

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking at my work calendar and wondering if I have it in me
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you’re going to eliminate color from your life, at least be cool and goth about it ffs
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StrongMoist the Guzran Guzzler @strongmoist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Some days I contemplate suicide other days I contemplate how many kinder surprises I could eat before throwing up
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was too busy to lurk for one day and apparently I missed everyone talking about spreadsheets? I fucking love spreadsheets. Why didn’t anyone text me to say something
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Legitimately check out LingQ. This shit is great. Learn by immersing yourself in a language, and pick up the meaning and usage of words through immersion instead of over repetitive rote memorization of phrases you’ll never actually use.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I got that dog in me
Double exposed Polaroid — the bottom image is a guy with a tank top, wearing sunglasses. The overlaid image is a sausage on a hotdog bun. 

The guy is me. The sausage is a spicy Italian sausage with some mustard
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I got that dog in me
Double exposed Polaroid — the bottom image is a guy with a tank top, wearing sunglasses. The overlaid image is a sausage on a hotdog bun. 

The guy is me. The sausage is a spicy Italian sausage with some mustard
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Taking another crack at this Polaroid thing
Scan of a Polaroid photo. It’s two dandelions, ready to poof, in the foreground. A grassy field on the mid ground. Background is some trees. The photo is blurry because I moved a bit while trying to squat while taking it but my balance was a bit off
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Somehow a moth got into my house and it was flying around in my room and then suddenly I lost track of where it was and I think I might never sleep again for the rest of my life
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Carbonara monoxide detector Is this something
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Carbonara monoxide detector Is this something
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We don’t see each other’s headers usually, so here’s mine
It’s a weird crop of a stock photo of a sandwich. You can see part of a bun, a slice of what might be turkey. Some lettuce. Also the “sh” from the “shutterstock” watermark is visible
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Reminder if you are not neurodivergent do not say big mood
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Setting PRs today
Sweaty dark haired guy taking post-workout mirror selfie
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My cousin is in Nickelback.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I don’t do this often but
A man in a grey shirt, taking a selfie in the bathroom mirror. He’s got hair cut just above the shoulder, and a beard. 

That man is me
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
My best friend’s uncle is my uncle. Because he was cool and I thought he should be my uncle too.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Birth is a curse and existence is a prison,
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
This nonsense wouldn’t happen if I could still plug headphones into the stupid phone
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
It’s a unique kind of dread when nearly the whole way through your run you realize your pockets are empty and don’t know if your AirPod case got left at home or fell out of your pocket somewhere in the last 5km
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Someone who writes colums for the newspaper in my old city about ice fishing keeps texting me I think he thinks my number is someone else’s He tells me he does Gary’s marketing and wants to touch base The only Gary I know is my uncle and he is retired I guess he’s going to call me in the morning
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Creating my own nightmare because I’m absolutely addicted to feeling like shit and the world doesn’t throw enough of that at me naturally.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
LiveJournal is how I learned to vaguepost
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Those guys are exhausting. Feels like so much effort to engage with the world in the way these manosphere dudes do.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON WHO FEEL'S LIKE MACREADY IN DA 1982 FILM "THE THING" AND HE WAS RIGHT TO DESTROY CHESS WIZERD!!! HIS ONLY MISTAKE WAS WASTING WHISKEY !!!!! NONE OF US COULD HAVE SEEN "THE THING" COMING BECUASE WHO WOULD KNOW THAT YOUR HANDS WOULD GO INSIDE AND IT WOULD MUNCH THEM OFF BUT WE ALL KNOW THE FEELING OF DESTROYING A COMPUTER , WE ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE FUCKED , WERE LUCKY WE GOT A COUPLE GOOD DECADE'S OUT OF THEM BEFORE IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT!!! IMAGINE LOOKING AT YOUR FELLOW HUMAN'S AND THINKING OF EACH ONE IN YOUR MIND AS A HURDLE THAT STAND'S BETWEEN YOU AND MORE MONEY , IMAGINE A LACK OF AESTHETIC SO DEEP THAT YOU CANNOT TELL A COMPUTERS OUTPUT FROM A HUMAN BEING, IMAGINE A MIND SO DEVOID OF EMOTION THAT YOU CAN SAY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT ART MUST NO LONGER BE MADE, THAT CHAINS AROUND THE WRISTS OF HUMANITY IS THE WAY IT MUST BE, YOUR OWN NASTY MIND TALKINT TO ITSELF LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER AS YOU DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET OUT OF PAYING JODIE FOSTER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO IMPRESSING HER LIKE WE USE TO , ANY WAY THE TEXT " I WILL NOT LISTEN TO AI MUSIC , I WILL NEVER WATCH AI VIDEO, I WILL NEVER READ AI WRITING , I HATE CMOPUTERS NOW, THEY RUINED GOING ON THE COMPUTER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 27/07/2025
(•_•)⌐■-■ <)   )╯ siding /    \ ⌐■-■ \(•_•) (   (> with your oppressors /    \ (⌐■_■) <)   )>  won't save you /    \
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/10/2024
Animal Crossing Cherry: "The assumption that what currently exists must necessarily exist is the acid that corrodes all visionary thinking."
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Dr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬 @daveyfwright.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Me, I fear.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Ow.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Hi.
A man with shoulder length dark brown hair and a barely greying beard stands in front of a black wall, and black pegboard
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julie gourinchas @literaryfey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
much like global warming ppl don’t believe muppets are close to extinction: a thread
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Muppets Christmas Carol is the best telling of the Dickens classic. Also Michael Caine is one of The Muppets.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Delete a letter, ruin a movie: Tar Wars
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Sorry for not sharing my sandwiches for a while. Not really living up to my namesake lately.
Sourdough rye bread, toasted, with mayonnaise, shredded lettuce, two tomato sliced, Italian dressing, peppercorn turkey, banana peppers, and sliced marble cheddar cheese. 

The sandwich is cut in half. I ate the other half already.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
This is where I post from
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Aphelion
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Aphelion
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
One day, the sadness will end.
But I don't think today's the day.

- David Lynch
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
To live is to suffer
and boy, am I living
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Unfortunately, the clock is ticking the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.
Do you understand?
I Understand
remain ignorant
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Lilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'm gonna cry and sleep

try* and sleep 

same thing I guess
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
i hate when i wake up and my brain immediately thinks bad thoughts, like fuck man can i have at least one minute of mental clarity before you torture me
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