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Planet Sandwich

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Two pieces of bread with the planet earth in the middle

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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 59m
@miq.moe
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need to know what sound this knob makes
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know someone from NB who does the same thing. Either it’s regional or we know the same guy
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She used to be married to my cousin
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s true
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Same as Klein when he was mayor of Calgary and would get on public access tv and let people call in. My parents talked about that for DECADES. There was nothing he could do wrong as premier, no public bender too wild, because he used to pick up the phone.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking at my work calendar and wondering if I have it in me
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I got banned from Etsy like 6 months ago and I’m still so mad about it. You really don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is abuser logic. Go along with the abuse I’m offering you, because it’ll worse if you don’t. Don’t ask for better, this is the best you’ll ever get. Asking for better will make it worse.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you’re going to eliminate color from your life, at least be cool and goth about it ffs
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m so happy this still exists
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Neat, thank you!
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wait what is this machine that appears to be an n64 but… not?
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Are spreadsheets bad? Is that part of this? I love spreadsheets and I don’t know who I’m supposed to be mad at about it?
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StrongMoist @strongmoist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Some days I contemplate suicide other days I contemplate how many kinder surprises I could eat before throwing up
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was too busy to lurk for one day and apparently I missed everyone talking about spreadsheets? I fucking love spreadsheets. Why didn’t anyone text me to say something
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Legitimately check out LingQ. This shit is great. Learn by immersing yourself in a language, and pick up the meaning and usage of words through immersion instead of over repetitive rote memorization of phrases you’ll never actually use.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That’s a side of this website that’s a complete mystery to me. I wonder what they’re up to over there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why on earth should any of us do anything to help your country after what your government - current and past - has done to the world? The age of American influence is over.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That’s literally already the implied truth and it’s why nobody will trust the United States for the foreseeable future.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m pretty sure I also had the same one. And I have a vivid memory of begging it, in tears, to just work with my printer because I had to hand in my assignment at school in the morning and it was already 1am
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I got that dog in me
Double exposed Polaroid — the bottom image is a guy with a tank top, wearing sunglasses. The overlaid image is a sausage on a hotdog bun. 

The guy is me. The sausage is a spicy Italian sausage with some mustard
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I got that dog in me
Double exposed Polaroid — the bottom image is a guy with a tank top, wearing sunglasses. The overlaid image is a sausage on a hotdog bun. 

The guy is me. The sausage is a spicy Italian sausage with some mustard
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A little while ago someone in their late 50s used the phrase “people OUR age” in conversation with me, and I’m in my 30s. It was cool
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Eat shit
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is why you need to get a handful of friends together to chip in for a plex server. If everything from the 00s is back in style, that means pirating movies is too.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I get the shot I get, because I’m not using $3 worth of film for a second try lol
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nice
Screenshot of screenshots of screenshots. 

The only important part is the number 69
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Taking another crack at this Polaroid thing
Scan of a Polaroid photo. It’s two dandelions, ready to poof, in the foreground. A grassy field on the mid ground. Background is some trees. The photo is blurry because I moved a bit while trying to squat while taking it but my balance was a bit off
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I miss grapefruit
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
These are people picking up extra shifts at the garbage takes factory
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Somehow a moth got into my house and it was flying around in my room and then suddenly I lost track of where it was and I think I might never sleep again for the rest of my life
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Carbonara monoxide detector Is this something
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Carbonara monoxide detector Is this something
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@nttpodcast.bsky.social
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The good news is after 12 years of not smoking, I still dream about it.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sauerkraut is the inferior fermented cabbage, to be fair
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Last week I had a 40 minute layover and my first flight was 15 minutes late. You’re doing things right. 6 hours might not be enough honestly. Fuck airports.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
RIP 😞
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I think they probably do, but that’s okay
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We don’t see each other’s headers usually, so here’s mine
It’s a weird crop of a stock photo of a sandwich. You can see part of a bun, a slice of what might be turkey. Some lettuce. Also the “sh” from the “shutterstock” watermark is visible
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It’s still real to me damnit
Picture of a blubbering white guy w glasses speaking into a mic. 

The context is him saying “it’s still real to me damnit”, in reference to professional wrestling, which is, as we all know, real.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hell yeah. Nicely done. I went 245->155 over ~15 months or so. Shedding so much of yourself is life changing.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I want it
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My spend per kilometre driven is ~85% less by paying for electricity at home than paying for gas at the pump. 6¢/kwh vs >$1.50/l My car, a bolt EUV does 12.5kwh/100km I’m sure you can look up fuel economy on your own car, and then you can do the math for your situation if you like!
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Most people w an EV do the vast majority of their charging at home, not at public stations. And even if they don’t, even a grid powered by fossil fuels contributes less carbon to the atmosphere than gasoline. ICE engines are super inefficient, especially at the scale of a single vehicle.
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
What year is it
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Cotton is a plant
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Yes but it’s best not to ask about it. The purse caused his fathers death
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Planet Sandwich @planetsandwich.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
That’s bobby. He’s just a little boy
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