Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Gotta admit: publicly pardoning your own supporters right before an election that is ostensibly a referendum on your corruption is a genius move only the smartest biggest boy in the world could think of 010
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026AI watched thousands of hours of anime porn and now it draws women with massive breasts. AI has put your friend Derrick out of a job 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Jeffrey Epstein killed himself because video games were getting too woke, actually 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026So we will get to see Pete Hegseth's execution livestreamed too, right? 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Democrats correctly recognize that impeaching Trump or prosecuting republicans in general is energizing for the republican voting base. But they are wrong that it doesnt also energize the larger, liberal, voting base even more. 100
Reposted by Guy Fandangoceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108632345
Reposted by Guy Fandangoilly bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com · 23/02/2024Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour 292070275
Reposted by Guy FandangoPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 353163184188
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Democratic advisors? The people who lose elections? 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's funny how the cultists have to couch every slight criticism as if it were simply a miscalculation with unforseen consequences, and not, like, the obvious blundering of an unrestrained moron 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The foundational conservative belief is this: People/things i like can self-regulate, people/things i dont like must submit to any regulations i desire 100
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My "i am a victim of beastiality" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt 000
Reposted by Guy FandangoMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297737663
Reposted by Guy FandangoDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 11/09/2026Osama bin Laden's great hope for the attack was that the US would overreact -- tear itself apart, destabilize the post-war international order, & sacrifice its moral standing. The Republican Party obliged him, beyond his wildest dreams. (And let him get away!) 5694116
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Explaining wet dreams: If you get sucked off in the matrix, you cum in real life 001
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Might genuinely be a counter weight because of his dementia leaning 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The Dems need to expel him from the party This is unacceptable 000
Reposted by Guy FandangoWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026These men shouldn’t be able to walk into a room without being spat on, shouted at, having their teeth knocked clean out. They’re THAT bad. They cannot be part of a civilized society. But instead so many with power have accommodated them, either with support, or simply the presumption of regularity. 954587
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Spending $17 for a $7 latte to own the nonbinary barista 000
Reposted by Guy FandangoDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 02/09/2026The bar for progressive policies is: "did this unilaterally solve the entire gigantic systemic issue without making a single person sad?" The bar for conservative policies is: "did the people pushing this yell out the name of a real problem before doing something unrelated, cruel and ineffective?" 101094234
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm fluent in Minionese because I just to do sex tourism to Gru's basement 000
Reposted by Guy FandangoGuy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It's a political party for liars, grifters, and thieves. Nobody intentionally aligning themselves with that crowd should ever be considered anything better than that. There are no national republican figures calling for change, or moderation. This is who they are now. 0181
Reposted by Guy FandangoInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Close this tab now if you fear success and wealth! 2349954
Reposted by Guy FandangoAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I disagree with President Trump’s program of imploding economies for fun and using our tax dollars to do elite pedophilia linked coverups, but at least he’s jailing pastors in Ohio for no reason 334731
Reposted by Guy Fandangoadequatefarmer.bsky.social @adequatefarmer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'll be an annoying sort of poster for a second. they've demonstrated a willingness to shoot people in the streets, poison the water, raze the forests, let us all die of preventable diseases, and are actively looking to subvert the next election. Who gives a fuck what a twitch streamer said 319617
Reposted by Guy Fandango🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I would rather a politician talk to Hasan Piker than Jared Kushner 7112679
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We are the sons of the gamers you couldn't cancel, Ms. Sarkeesianstatic.klipy.comGuy Fawkes Mask from V For VendettaALT: Guy Fawkes Mask from V For Vendetta 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Proving how much I care about women's sports by charging the court and demanding they let me play. If those bitches wont let me join the team, then I'll go back to throwing dildos at them to win kalshi bets I rigged. That's how much I respect them. 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 24/08/2026One sanction that must be imposed on the entire Trump family after his removal from power is the release of their names from all copyright and trademark protections. 100
Reposted by Guy Fandangothe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026passé at this point but can you imagine if obama had done this 774129328
Reposted by Guy FandangoSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024456751
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I've been trying to say "Mark Whalberg" in his Boston accent but it just sounds like Mawk Whabug 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 17/08/2026What makes The Sheep Detectives a good children's movie is that it has a horror segment out of nowhere that teaches children about death 000
Reposted by Guy FandangoCongresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 15/08/2026An insurance card from birth till death. That’s what Medicare for All provides — no more private insurance premiums, copays, deductibles, or denials of care from greedy companies. No losing your healthcare if you lose your job. Universal healthcare as a human right. 1230873
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You know the country is in a good spot when you're having open conversations in the break room at an office job about locations of Flock cameras and ways to destroy them 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I saw a mimes dick and you never guess what color it was 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Walk-mogging all these chud drivers stuck in gridlock traffic #CityLivin 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 13/08/2026One of these days Reacher will have REACHED the end But that is not today. He is still ever Reaching. 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 12/08/2026These public "servants" would be wise to remember that the alternative to being yelled at by angry constituents, is being dragged into the streets by them 000
Guy Fandango @pizzathesteve.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Big Fridge doesn't want you to know about the bog 000
