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That pizza guy w/ the long hair @pizzaqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bloodhound Gang is the same way and they even all dressed up like him and did their song Bad Touch during a tour
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Ma Carol @caroodles.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We are at North Korea levels of corruption. We are no longer a functional democracy.
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caldenza @caldenza.gg · 28/04/2026
mcguirk wacca
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That pizza guy w/ the long hair @pizzaqueer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Teferi
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JCMartinofBA @jcmartinofba.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Left- The totally corrupt Trump crime family.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The reason fascists hate science is because scientists can call bullshit on their edicts. The government can claim “clean coal” exists or windmills cause cancer but science can easily debunk that. So the solution is to defund, discredit and destroy the pillars of science as much as they can.
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Tyler the creator tweet reading: "UNFOLLOW ME NOW, THIS IS GONNA BE THE ONLY THINK I TWEET ABOUT FOR THE NEXT WEEK. IVE WANTED THIS FOR YEARS FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK"
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Donald Trump who wants to get rid of mail in voting: “I used a mail-in ballot. You know why? Because I'm President of the United States.” Rules for thee but not for me.
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
hades 2 should've been a porn game
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/02/2026
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
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That pizza guy w/ the long hair @pizzaqueer.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
👃👃👃
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That pizza guy w/ the long hair @pizzaqueer.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Luv a big squishy tummy 😍:3
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Wes Smith Ω 🧢 @wessmith123.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
This as they cut meals on wheels in America and starve children to death around the world by cutting USAID.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
#ReleaseTheCuomoList
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That pizza guy w/ the long hair @pizzaqueer.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
rootin'-tootin'-smoochin'-queerin' kinda outlaw
a bunny girl in a cowboy hat pokes her six shooters together and blushing says "Okay but what if like, this town WERE big enough for the both of us?"
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
*in the most rizzless voice ever: hey girl uhh.... is your penis gonna suck itself orrrrrrrr?
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Allison F @ablington.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
yes
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/02/2025
Murphy: "This is a constitutional crisis that we are in today. Let's call it what it is."
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Cat sleeping on a giant plush of the pokemon snorlax.
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That pizza guy w/ the long hair @pizzaqueer.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
the three states of my mental health
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That pizza guy w/ the long hair @pizzaqueer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Atlyss
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Autumn Ivy @autumnivy.net · 15/12/2024
Mkai video then.
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
every day I get mileage out of this, literally every day
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person sitting on ground: I'm cringe
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second person comes over to person sitting on ground, puts a hand on their shoulder
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second person shows first person a desktop with twitter written on it
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first person: wow, Elon Musk is such a fucking loser
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The whole "Elon is a pro-gamer" bit makes a lot of sense now.
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movesaround @movesaround.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
#luigi #mainstreammedia #averagewhiteguy
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/12/2024
"Democrats need to organize their future politics around the simple reality that the establishment media is structural hostile to the Democratic party."
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Wired for the GOP
This column, by Alexander Burns, the head of news at Politico, is a rich example of the DC logic that only Democrats have agency and it’s only to Democrats that standards, norms…
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
United Healthcare uses an AI model with a 90% error rate to deny people healthcare coverage.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
was wondering how UnitedHealthcare gets away with being such a shitty company and this probably has something to do with it
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Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
They always get so offended when someone says this
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I love Chiitan the crazy mascot so fucking much. Real based trans ally ! Also fuck that Protomario loser.
The mascot Chiitan explaining that she don't care about transphobes making her lose advertisement opportunity by declaring herself ally of transgender people.
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
been thinking about trying cigarettes lately i yearn for an activity
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Emmy Cicierega @emmycic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I used to love being a hater of Cringe until I started hanging out with cringe posters IRL and I realized they’re ~behind the times online~ bc they’re living real life & getting laid n shit. They just aren’t chronically online enough to be brined in the specific irony of the day and I was like “oh”
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Jennie🌷 @maobabie.com · 03/12/2024
Capcom chose my fav sketch to go to final for this job but I liked some of these rough sketches too especially the merchant :3
Rough sketches of Leon Kennedy, the merchant, and monsters from resident evil 4
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
need to take a fireball shot out of someone's bellybutton asap or i'm gonna go crazy
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row. “Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I got this new 40K plot. Basically, there's Ahriman, except he's got huge boobs, I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin' some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos Big ol' tonhongerekoogers...
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