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michael

@filledwithurine.bsky.social
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
it’s okay to not criticize things that do not affect you. it’s okay to let yourself be soft and enjoy things. nobody will be upset at you for liking silly things
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
oh
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
my only real new year thing i want to do is watch a new movie everyday this year
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
happy new years to those who celebrate
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
dating someone with the same personality sounds awful like wtf am i suppose to steal
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
merry christmas everyone :)
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
“not dishwasher safe” yall just gonna have to be brave cause i’m not hand washing
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
i’ve been relying on others too much to convince me i’m not depressed but i think i actually have to come to terms with the depression now
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
i was built to endure and lash out. nothing else
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
cop pulled me over and said til the room stank when looking at my license what does that mean
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
i’m in a constant state of expecting bad news that never comes but feeling it inch closer and i’m honestly tired of waiting
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
[about to shoot a ceo] what if nobody thinks im hot :(
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
40 minute porn video took place in a kitchen and they left milk sitting on the counter the entire time and it kinda ruined it for me
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
i’ve had zero brain power the last few days i keep forgetting to speak
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i love liking my friends niche posts and making them think i understand their cute little hobbies
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
we got another day tomorrow ?
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
i feel like my body has root rot
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
been thinking about trying cigarettes lately i yearn for an activity
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
so much online humor is rooted in negativity and/or dunking on people i’m really tired of nothing being okay or easy is there any aspect of day to day life that isn’t so exhaustingly draining or filled with hate idk what im trying to say im tired though
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
sometimes i think about stopping progression on my mental health and dedicating my remaining years to playing stardew valley but im sure thats the declining mental health speaking
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
[shielding my face from the moon] please don’t notice me please don’t notice me
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
so uncomfortable at the thanksgiving party i think i petted a dog to the bone
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
“is this rizz” and it’s someone with horrible communication skills reciting a joke they saw online
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
i’m busy
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
That id walk so far just to take The injury of finally knowing you
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
people don’t seem to realize dry humping isn’t this cute or funny thing, it’s a full time job and i take it very seriously
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
how do you convey to someone you’ve never kissed before that you miss kissing them
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
having quick spurts of intense sincerity in between my constant making jokes out of everything and if you can’t tell them apart i will get mad
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i keep missing out on free things people offer me because i’m too “no thank you i’m good” coded
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
much of my life is owed to the emo girls who took me in to their friend group and protected me in school
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
shot a man just to watch him die
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
rage bait is when she baits me into having a raging boner
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
moving across country just to have more indeed jobs to apply for
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i could never use pto because i know the second i get a break im not going back
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i love when my friend tells me about a story they already told me it’s just like rewatching one of my favorite movies
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
saying “Target Acquired” right before kissing her for the 15th times in the last 30 seconds
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
okay….
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i love a girl who talks about goop and sludge too much
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
how i look at the five below employees while walking out with about $18.31 worth of merchandise in my pocket
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
200 followers over night for literally no reason is kinda questionable….are yall real?
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
the girl at the grocery store with the dyed orange hair that glanced at me doesn’t realize she saved my life
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
enemies to lovers except besides enemies im really nice and she loves me for it
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Job interviewer: tell me about yourself me: okay so there’s this girl….
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i’m sorta hung up on someone rn but in 8 years i would love to think about dating you
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
a more intense form of depression where i wake up at 5pm just as the sun starts to set. i feel like im 16 again
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
[dying in the ambulance] do the doctors know i’m coming? do they want me to come? who all is gonna be there?
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i could never get a fleshlight i just can’t imagine myself cleaning it ever
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
engagement ring store told me i get no girls and kicked me out
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