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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She was there. Unlike that narcissistic, bloated, spray-tanned piece of excrement, she was actually there: Showing empathy. Transcending party. Helping. Leading. No AI slop. No asinine stories. No bullshit. Never forget...
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Apple redid their 1984 ad since its Tim Cook’s last week as CEO. #lakeamerica #lakeontario #apple
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 30/08/2026
When I am president (Jan. 20, 2033; mark your calendars), I’m renaming every body of water to Google’s competitors. Lake Bing. DuckDuckGo Ocean. I’m curious how quick compliance will be.
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Comicfoil @comicfoil.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Might be time to introduce my son to Firefly.
cast of Firefly (2002 television series)
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Patriot Virtus ⚖️🖤 @patriotvirtus.com · 27/04/2026
This may be one of the cleanest transitions I have ever seen.
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
What do you do while BlueSky is down? I made a prosciutto and asparagus pizza instead of feeling my feelings.
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Maybe @chrislhayes.bsky.social will become a Sox fan for one game? @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social @tbtl.net
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Stick with me here, but what if we used baseball’s ABS system for presidents, so their bad decisions could be instantaneously overturned.
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Kind of fun to think about. @walsh.bsky.social @lukeburbank.bsky.social @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social @tbtl.net
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Watching a show from 2015 with references to Iran trying to build nuclear weapons is a real trip in 2016. Also, this is an excellent show. @lukeburbank.bsky.social
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Man, this was so good. #kaepernick
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Much of any enjoyment in watching the Olympics now crushed by this story. Count me out. www.espn.com/olympics/sto...
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Ukrainian skeleton athlete out of Olympics over banned helmet
Ukrainian skeleton athlete Vladyslav Heraskevych will not compete after refusing a last-minute plea from the IOC to use a helmet other than the one that honors more than 20 of his country's athletes a...
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
One day I will write one thing as funny and smart as the Stubot. In the meantime you should get his newsletter because it proves there are still good things.
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
So super pumped about this.
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Laura Grace Weldon @lauragraceweldon.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
There’s the person who takes three pieces of pizza at the party because they think the pizza might run out. Then there’s the person who takes only one piece for the exact same reason. This goes a long way toward explaining who we are.
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
OMG.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This is why we celebrate the Boston Substack Party, when the patriots wrote strongly worded pamphlets about tea.
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Really hoping @lukeburbank.bsky.social will give me his Emmy so I can say I am an Emmy winner.
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
If you have to pay taxes for 2025 and you want to show that you hate that your tax dollars support ICE, do this. #fuckice #resist
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
FELLOW RESISTERS: Video everything because they will lie. Just sick with anger. #minneapolis #minnesota
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Watched the Lord of The Rings trilogy over Thanksgiving with family. What do we watch over Christmas?
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Joe Ely @therealjoeely.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This Ten is in the Top 10. Thank you to the community of Tens and @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social @tbtl.net
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I blame @randballsstu.bsky.social and @tbtl.net for this and by that I mean thanks.
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
If they won’t wear name badges and wear masks and neck gaiters to hide their faces maybe we should make it harder for them to identify US while choosing a color so we don’t get mistaken for being them. #NoIce #resist #NoKings
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
So much good stuff in this podcast episode but “What if a Supreme Court justice’s robe had…NASCAR (style) patches on it?” really summed up our crazy timeline.
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I’m begging @lukeburbank.bsky.social and @walsh.bsky.social to make the Stubot a weekly feature on @tbtl.net . A few small beers with Stu on Fridays. BEGGING!!!!
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
@lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social @tbtl.net
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Considering that they are usually masked and rarely in full uniform or displaying badges would ICE be confused if everyone came to the #nokings rallies in camo and full face masks?
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
@walsh.bsky.social @lukeburbank.bsky.social @tbtl.net
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
@tbtl.net @lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social Isn’t that for techno geeks with spread shee? www.threads.com/@firerock31/...
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Just found out there’s a Microsoft Excel World Championship And yes, there’s esport commentary. And yes, it's at Las Vegas. And yes, people are excited & trash talk over formulas. I’ve officially s...
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Going to tell my kids this is who made me a better writer by teaching me you can be weird AND hilarious. Bless. @randballsstu.bsky.social
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
This is special. THIS IS SPECIAL!!!!
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Thank you for standing up Senator Cory Booker.
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Hey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Hearing @ohhleary.bsky.social as the dazzling donor for @tbtl.net was the BlueSky Venn diagram I needed today. A newsletter about beer? Um, yes please. Signing up fo sure.
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