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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

@pineaple-coffee.bsky.social
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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Epic lecturing of LAPD for violating a court order. Most of LA cops are moonlighting as ICE slave catchers.
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M. T. Anderson @mt-anderson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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BønneBalletten @loverespectnature.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Fight 4 Democracy Continues @politically.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hey Senate Dems, Bet you're feeling very stupid for voting to confirm Marco Rubio.
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RobertRAZ @robertrowley2.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
#Trump #Epstein
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Anton Hur @antonhur.com · 11/05/2026
WE DON'T NEED PETROLEUM-BASED PLASTICS ANYMORE! "The [bamboo plastic] outperforms most commercial plastics and bioplastics in mechanical and thermo-mechanical metrics while maintaining full biodegradability in soil within 50 days and closed-loop recyclability with 90% retained strength."
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High-strength, multi-mode processable bamboo molecular bioplastic enabled by solvent-shaping regulation - Nature Communications
Bioplastics derived from biomass show promise as sustainable alternatives to petrochemical plastics, but their adoption is hindered by their inferior mechanical properties and processability. Here, th...
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Got a letter from ‘Californians to Protect Retirement and Life Savings’ from ‘Building a Better California’ They are going to tax our retirement savings!! I better sign right away! DON’T It’s Sergey Brin - Google co founder who doesn’t want his billions taxed. Our retirement was never the target.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is so well done. 👌
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What if the United States had a Congress?
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Just a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Is the world really going to have to burn because the USA can't impeach a president?
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Rachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
BREAKING Former ICE agent: On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
DO NOT LOOK AWAY!!!!! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Hmmm 🤔
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
DON'T BE DISTRACTED!!!!!!! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
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Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Why would the DOJ scrub the fact that right-wing extremism is the #1 domestic terror threat in America? Why not acknowledge and confront it? Also why haven't they released the Epstein Files? Also why did Ghislaine Maxwell get a sweetheart deal transfer? These problems won't go away.
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Larry Hochman @larryhochman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Glorification of Charlie Kirk who promoted violence and hate under the guise of conservatism. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES: If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.
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Bleedblue CT @bleedblue2024.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Squirrel!
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/08/2025
Where are the hard-working Americans who screamed, “They’re stealing our jobs”? You’re getting your wish. Immigrant workers aren’t showing up, and farm owners are hiring.
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MicheleWitchyPoo🦋🤍🐾🦋🤍🐾🦋🤍🐾🦋 @michelewitchypoo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m old fashioned…but if people accused me of being IMPLICATED in a HORRIFIC CRIME Against Children, and I had the Files to PROVE that I Wasn’t Involved, My “Strategy” Would Be To RELEASE The FILES Which Cleared My Name‼️ #TrumpIsAPedophile #TrumpIsJustAsGuiltyAsJeffreyEpstein
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AtlantaDon💙🏳️‍🌈💙🏳️‍🌈💙 @donshantajr.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Probably the ONLY truthful thing that he's ever said ..😱
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Barbara Sobel @barbarasobel.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome on Ghislaine Maxwell: “She had no remorse. Ghislaine has no soul. She’s a dangerous human being. She will reoffend, reoffend and reoffend. These people never stop. Ever.”
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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
🧵The explosive tapes recorded by Trump biographer Wolff show Epstein claiming Trump a serial cheat who liked to “f---” his friends’ wives. Epstein spoke at length about Trump w Wolff in August 2017, 2 years before his death. Wolff has up to 100 hrs of recordings. Some of sickening tidbits below.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Donald Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/07/2025
MSNBC put together a supercut of Republicans trashing on Trump's big bill before they voted for it
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
#BloatedBullshitBill
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Listen to @warren.senate.gov! If you want to keep your healthcare, #KillTheBill! 🚫
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Sigh!
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Yalda @thatopinionatedgal.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This is how you shut them up! youtube.com/shorts/0K4Ic...
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Rep. Hayes Claps Back at MAGA Critic Over Student Loan Reform
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I admit it.. trump was right. I am definitely tired of all this winning.. please stop the winning and go back to the losing we had under Biden.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
If you're in Wisconsin, please know that Judge Susan Crawford will protect YOUR rights and freedoms. Find your polling place and make a plan to vote tomorrow: vote.wisdems.org
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Find Your Voting Locations | WISDEMS Voter Protection Team
This searchable map shows you early voting and dropbox info for hundreds of villages, towns, and cities across Wisconsin. Enter the address you're registered at and your options will pop up!
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 01/04/2025
Elon Musk bought and paid for Brad Schimel. That tells you all you need to know, Wisconsin. Vote Susan Crawford today.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
rizzo the rat in front of a silver curtain saying: "Why are you booing me? I'm right."
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Marco added himself. He had two devices… Who had his other device? Was there a passcode? Anyone with that second device and passcode can see everything regardless of encryption.
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Question. Mr Hegseth, Was there classified info in the thread on Signal that you shouldn’t have been using regardless? Answer: Nope. Nothing classified. Follow Up Question: Did you eat up all the president’s Cheetos? Answer: Russia! Russia! Russia! Bad journalist!
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a man in a tie is holding a bag of cheetos popcorn .
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 25/03/2025
If Pete Hegseth was a Black man, Trump and his entire cabinet would be blaming his breathtaking incompetence on being a “DEI hire.” Hearings will be forthcoming, right?
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Guys don’t worry. Trump will archive all these Signal messages in his national archives. (Aka cardboard boxes in MAL shitter)
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Exclusive video of the US Secretary of State & VP discussing war plans. Highly confidential!
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3Fingersjk @3fingersjk.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Anonymous Operations @anonopsse.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Email… the weakest link in modern IT security. elon-firebase@x.com elon.musk@spacex.com elon.musk@tesla.com   erm71@who.eop.gov ermt@twitter.com
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Too bad Harris didn’t warn us. oh wait.. "...why don’t you tell the 800,000 Polish-Americans, right here in Pennsylvania, how quickly you would give up for the sake of favour and what you think is a friendship with what is known to be a dictator who would eat you for lunch," Well done magats
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“There’s a fox in the henhouse! He’s killing all the chickens (turning them into McNuggets) and stealing all our eggs!” “ Let’s get him out of there!” 4 years later.. “The fox is back! But this time he promises that he’ll keep the fox out of the henhouse! Wait I don’t get it?” “Let him in!”
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We’ll StandTogether and Fight! 💙 We are Women hear us Roar 🦁 @suzie1996.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Just wanted to put this out there! 💙💙
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/12/2024
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
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