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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 3h

Abs there’s currently a plague outbreak in Russia.. Why might they want to poo in other countries again?

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 11h

Hey Iran. In case you need a targeting map to LA, here you go.

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 18h

I’m not sure who’s who? I mean they’re all 6’3” and 220 lbs and NFL fit.

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 19h

He’ll be the first human shot directly into the sun? Hope he makes history!

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 23h

In case Iran is on this feed, here’s an official map showing where to target. Hope it helps!

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Maybe one of those bad things would be using ChatGPT to engineer a penis-falling-off virus that only targets Sam’s DNA?

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cool. So that means laws don’t matter and shouldn’t be enforced. Looks like we don’t have to pay taxes anymore! Hooray!

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cool. Maybe Sam will give us his DNA strand so his product can engineer a virus that only targets him. Just accept a bad thing Sam.

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Cool. My Mom is on a $600/month drug her insurance won’t cover.

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Todd Boehly.. the guy who bought Chelsea football club from Roman Abranovich - the Russian oligarch who sold Chelsea to avoid sanctions over Russia’s invasion which would have likely frozen his UK assets.? That Todd Boehly? The one who donated $2M to maga inc? Everything is fine I’m sure..

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That’s ok. Les Wexner paid Jeffery Epstein a lot of money to manage his finances. And Trump donations weren’t cheap either He needs a tax break to recoup those losses. Look! These two guys can afford to buy a pitcher of beer! They’re fine.. but Ohio billionaires are hurting.

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Are we tired of winning so much yet?

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey.. the Seattle NFL team is the Seahawks.. And the 1987 shortstop for the St Louis Cardinals (a Missouri team) was Ozzie Smith! Seahawks and cardinals are both birds.. Clearly Jack Smith was in Seattle watching the Atlanta Falcons play the Cardinals!! Got him!!

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well at least diesel prices are down so it’s more affordable to operate equipment. And thank goodness we haven’t pissed off Canada who could decide to withhold potash sales to the US. And luckily we haven’t put tariffs on everyone driving China to buy soybeans from other countries. Oh. Wait..

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There are so many of these bombastic pieces. I wish I knew which were real, if any

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yet so many companies want to buy products from Palantir. Kill the snake by taking away its food..

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just one sideways chicken bone…

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Assume the GOP trump bootlickers are up by 50 and when they win are coming for you.

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What a monster! Giving underprivileged kids and families a chance to expand their horizons and broaden their perspective? What an absolute monster!!!!

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I watch the video to see people leaving when when the asshoke starts flappijg his gums I turn it off. Guess I’m a moral coward too but he doesn’t earn one second of my time unless I hear he’s going to jail. Hell isn’t hot enough for Bibi

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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Epic lecturing of LAPD for violating a court order. Most of LA cops are moonlighting as ICE slave catchers.

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well his background as a plumber makes hm uniquely qualified to deal in BS

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Right. No chin Eric & Kremlin Donny Jr & Ivanka of the 2 gigazikloon Saudi bribe kushner tribe are the right people to apply thoughtful reasoning here? Only three ways out of this 1) the magic cheeseburger grabs his aorta 2) dems grow a real, post midterm spine 3) torches & pitchforks

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guess Ukraine had some cards after all…

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I can think of a different war he might stop first.. Hey wasn’t he going to stop the war of Russian aggression on Day 1?

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And you ain’t seen nothing yet. - Houthis halt the Saudi East-West pipeline flow - Strait of Hormuz is still closed - Ukraine destroying refinineries - Canada can still tariff oil & gas - US Strategic Petroleum Reserves at lowest level since 1982 Time to buy a skateboard

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The same Ellisons who run oracle. The same oracle who just laid off 30000 people yesterday (Sunday) morning at 6:00 AM. By email. Yea this will work out great I’m sure

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And if they win, will they go back to President Poopypants?

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Remind him that President Obama put a Q38 Illudium Explosive Space Modulator in low earth orbit.

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Can someone please tell him Obama has a Death Star? Prettyplesse?

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ummm. We don’t need the weather channel to tell us it’s raining while in the middle of a hurricane..

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The gigantic bag unfortunately is still the president. That thing she’s carrying is his diapers

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

US President Poopypants said that Ukraine had no cards to play. Poopypants was lying? Hopefully the Russians will tire of getting killed and Putin will walk too close to a window in a tall building..

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So aside from the obvious issue.. Demolition projects are not cheap. There’s planning, engineering, equipment, fuel, liability insurance, labor, hazardous material containment, debris removal and disposal, road closures.. Who’s paying for this? President Poopypants? Somehow I don’t think so..

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So voting for a known conman and convicted felon ended up with an unpleasant surprise? So weird!

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One day after US president poopypants says Ukraine should stop hitting diesel refineries because they’re driving prices up. Wonder if poopypants will tell Putin the same?

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wait.. there are two people dumber than this guy? I call BS

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

And his pop in law. And wife. And brother in laws. And and and…

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Stewart for president. I’ll tolerate his Mets enthusiasm

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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hey Canada. Ban potash sales to the US and watch the orange maniac melt

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