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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey Iran. In case you need a targeting map to LA, here you go.
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In case Iran is on this feed, here’s an official map showing where to target. Hope it helps!
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hmmm… no lies detected here…
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Uhhhh… you may be overthinking this.
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love this for them. Also F that club
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Correction. According to Donny, who won his 4th grade spelling bee - nobody spelled more words especially Biden, I mean this was spelling the likes of which the universe has never seen, it’s the Noble Prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Don still tilting at windmills. Oh - also #Epstein
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Weird how damaged ears never grow back eh? Maybe trumps next grift will be ‘magic ear regeneration cream’?
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Funny thing about ears? When damaged, they never grow back.
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Funny thing about ears. They never grow back..
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
And all these outfits came after the transformation procedure of course. Dear Leader likes his cabinet to have a certain Fox News look.
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Jeez I can’t remember. Does this count as chaos?
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Like this one?
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Funny thing about ears.. they don’t grow back.. I mean unless you’re trump?
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Step 1) get the mar-a-lago face transformation procedure so as to please dear leader✅ Step 2) Pose with Sunglasses von Baldhead and Stupidface McArmTattoo, in a manner where there’s a decent chance of blasting one like a puppy ✅ Step 3) Make everyone hate you ✅ Step 4) Profit! ❌
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It’s a maga miracle!!
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Another maga makeover and confirmed ghoul.
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
And Marco added himself. He had a second device.. Who had physical control of that 2nd device? Was it protected? Who was looking at it.. seems a reasonable question for our Secretary of State..
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Marco added himself. He had two devices… Who had his other device? Was there a passcode? Anyone with that second device and passcode can see everything regardless of encryption.
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Yet you voted for this…
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
So @mluckovich.bsky.social getting booted off Das Reich for this cartoon is definitely not censorship then.
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Elon vibes
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Again, try it yourself. Find a copybook online, copy paste into whatever LLM you want. Here was part of my output.
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
You know what’s great? You can test all this yourself. Look - I’d love it if elons flunkies had no ability to do this. But if you don’t believe me, go try it. 1) find any copybook 2) copy / paste into any LLM you’d like 3) ask for an explanation
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
One more for your consideration
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Another for your consideration
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk @pineaple-coffee.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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