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PilotPirate

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She/her, elder millennial, OFMD podfic creator, writer. I sometimes post explicit content. Cover art by @sonorawent.bsky.social Podfics: archiveofourown.org/users/PilotPira… Fics: archiveofourown.org/users/PilotPira…

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pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙 @petrichorca.bsky.social · 1h
HOKAY i did it archiveofourown.org/works/94325516 #garlicsoup spanking fic with primary focus on Olu/Archie and some Zheng/Jim and everybody/everybody also happening 🍑👋 ty ty to @kharas.bsky.social @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social and @yerbamansa.bsky.social for their help!!
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oak @lgbtqcrowley.bsky.social · 5h
happy friday here’s a lil soup sharing fic with our favourite polycule #GarlicSoupWeek #OfmdFic archiveofourown.org/works/94308921
Screenshot from Ao3 

Someone to lean on
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Olu gets injured after a raid goes wrong, his partners do their best to comfort him and each other
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 10h
SLUTTY👏AUDREY👏II👏 #OFMDfanart
First panel of a grayscale comic. Ed and Stede are front and center at a Halloween Party, a large crowd of vaguely costume figures fill the panel behind them. Stede is wearing a tight fitting sweater vest over a patterned button up shirt with khaki trousers. Perched on his face is a pair of horn rim glasses and a mildly bitchy expression aimed to the right at Ed.

Ed is outfitted in a curious mishmash of a costume. Resting on his head like space helmet is a large Venus fly trap-like mask with the mouth agape revealing large rows of teeth and Ed’s sheepish smile. The rest of Ed’s costume is as follows: a mesh crop top with two leaves artfully pinned over his nipples, fishnet stockings, opera gloves where the hands are actually two smaller Venus fly trap puppet heads, and a large cylindrical can of “Maxwell House Coffee” in place of a skirt stuffed with giant leaves and twisty vines that dangle.

The dialogue bubble in the image read:

Stede: Ed, when you said that you wanted to dress up for this party as “Seymour and Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors”…

Ed: Heh. Did I forget to mention the “II”?
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 9h
I AM OBSESSED WITH THEM
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 11h
Ugh that sucks! Did get a comment from this person that in retrospect reads slightly odd. Glad you looked into it.
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 13h
🫶💖
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 13h
Aw thank you friend! 🥹
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Sharon //Tresdem @tresdem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It seems to be Oluwande day on #garlicsoupweek So have a little exploratory backstory where the cautious Oluwande has a choice whether to hold on or let go. #OFMD archiveofourown.org/works/57383830
Screenshot from the show. Shifted a soft purplish pink. Oluwande from from the nose down, facing Jim whose nose and lips can barely be seen as if they're about to kiss. Words are in Teal: Learning to Breathe. Orange: An Oluwande exploratory backstory. By: Nocturneequuis.
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campbell 🍊🧄🥣 garlicsoup week today!!! @oluwandesorange.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rec’ing one of my favourite Olu centered fics!! My newest Night at The Museum inspired fic!! 🩵✨ archiveofourown.org/works/894385... #GarlicSoupWeek
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The Night Belongs to Us - Chapter 1 - oluwandesorange - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 22h
🎉🎉🎉
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ArchEmily🖤 @yerbamansa.bsky.social · 22h
hey @garlicsoupweek.bsky.social guess what? 10.3k of middle aged sapphic musicians (et al.) attending the wedding of rock star ed and terrible lesbian stede is up. 🫡🩵🍊🧄🍜 archiveofourown.org/works/94265681
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there's a big day coming - yerbamansa - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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campbell 🍊🧄🥣 garlicsoup week today!!! @oluwandesorange.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OLU DAY OLU DAY OLU DAY!!!!! #GarlicSoupWeek
Still of Olu smiling Still of Olu lit by a lantern Still of Olu opening bottles in Jackie’s bar, wearing a blue vest Still of Olu in s1 repairing the ship
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oak @lgbtqcrowley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
for Olu day I’m bringing back this fic from ‘24 where his partners surprise him with the perfect birthday gift 🎁 🔞 #GarlicSoupWeek archiveofourown.org/works/56960614
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Olu’s birthday surprise - lgbtqcrowley - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel like this a lot of the time 🫂
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Garlic Soup Week @garlicsoupweek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did you know there's EIGHT brand new OFMD fics in our Garlic Soup Week collection?? If you're looking for a fic to read, go give them a try!! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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TealOranges & Garlic Soup Week 2026 - Works | Archive of Our Own
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hankothy @crittercolours.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Celebrating Oluwande Day by sharing two older drawings of him being beautiful in dresses!!! #GarlicSoupWeek
Digital art of Oluwande from OFMD. He wears a pretty sundress that's cream with pink and purple flowers, as well as pink cowboy boots. He holds the skirt of the dress out and smiles gently.Digital lineart of Oluwande from OFMD wearing Moira Rose's premier dress from Schitt's Creek. The dress is a floor length evening gown with large flowers on the skirt and flowing sleeves. He also wears a crown of golden rays, and stands with one hand on his hip looking regal.
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🫂🫂🫂
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's so beautiful
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sonorawent @sonorawent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is homophobic that I’m eating in a hospital cafeteria with uninspired soup options on this holiest of weeks (family visitor, not patient), but have one of my favorite old Olu sketches and be tender with each other!
Digital illustration of Olu lit from his right, teal earring visible, looking off to his right and his right hand resting on his left shoulder.
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tragicallynerdy - IT'S GARLIC SOUP WEEK EVERYBODY CELEBRATE @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sharing one of my older fics for each of the character focused days for garlic soup week - and for Oluwanday I've got "lace and silk (and not much else)"! A TealOranges fic featuring Oluwande in some very pretty lingerie 🔥 (Rated E, 4K) archiveofourown.org/works/50524657 #GarlicSoupWeek
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lace and silk (and not much else) - tragicallynerdy - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sunshine man! Re-sharing the tealoranges hoop that @oluwandesorange.bsky.social won in the first craft fair 🍊🩵 #GarlicSoupWeek #ofmd
Abstract cross stitch inspired by Jim and Olu with orange, teal, silver, and gold floss on black aida cloth in a teal hoop
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campbell 🍊🧄🥣 garlicsoup week today!!! @oluwandesorange.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Starting a little sfw modern Garlic Soup polycule fic; A Week at The Garlic Soup House. Here’s day 1, written for Archie, snakes, and exploration archiveofourown.org/works/942333... #GarlicSoupWeek
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New Session | Archive of Our Own
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Deniz @denizb33.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Archie time! And it's omegaverse too, just for fun 🤣 #OFMDfanfic #GarlicSoupWeek archiveofourown.org/works/94211086
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The Great Lightness - Deniz_B - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OH HELLO, I’M A LITTLE WOODEN BOY AND ME LEGS ARE STICKS… #ofmd
Nathan Foad wearing white tights, brown breaches, a brown vest, a white blouse, a white frilly collar, a black jabot, and a black hat.
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Moon @halfeatenmoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just wanna say I've been really charmed by the reaction to this fic :) fandom has tons of trans fic now which I LOVE, but most of what I see has people happy with their natal genitals and I wrote this thinking of my friends who aren't. Especially those who are stone due to the dysphoria
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sharing an old fic from ‘24 for this one! Should have a new something for Olu day. Today is Yes, a Mer-person. Jim/Olu, smut. Pool sex, bit of monster/merperson anatomy. archiveofourown.org/works/57875395
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Yes, a Mer-Person - ironstrangle - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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hankothy @crittercolours.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All we need is a little jarlic (jarred garlic) to flavour that soup <3 #GarlicSoupWeek #OFMDart
Cartoon art of Jim, Oluwande, Zheng, and Archie from OFMD titled "Jarlic Soup". They are drawn very small in a big glass jar labelled "garlic," and float in water amongst peeled garlic cloves. Archie is climbing out while Zheng hangs by Archie's ankles, Oluwande floats peacefully, and Jim is attacking the jar with their knives. 

Additional details: A large garlic bulb and two unpeeled cloves sits beside the jar. There's also a sword in the jar that is stuck through a clove, and a small orange floats near Jim. The whole art has a border of teal hearts.A close up on the jar, showing Jim, Oluwande, Zheng, and Archie in it.
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tragicallynerdy - IT'S GARLIC SOUP WEEK EVERYBODY CELEBRATE @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In case you missed it yesterday!
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Jammydormouse @jammydormouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unpolished Autumn Oluwande for #garlicsoupweek pose from #adorkastock
Olu from OFMD digital art. He’s kneeling and stretching. He looks relaxed and is smiling. He has his hands behind his head and is wearing autumn clothes- a cozy looking gold jumper and brown / mustard pants and an orange beanie. A sliver of belly is poking out
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Alison @alimasin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Couldn't decide whether to post this little tiny bit of soft smut for Jim or Oluwande day, so we met in the middle! archiveofourown.org/works/94144726 #GarlicSoupWeek
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Eyes On Me - snake_necklace - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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Strophar AmBig @strophamb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A Jim Jiménez playlist for #GarlicSoupWeek Mostly edgy dance vibes with some yearning ballads, all Spanish language except one Portuguese because I think Jim would love Elza Soares
open.spotify.com
Jim Jiménez
Playlist · DJ DEI · 25 items
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heeheehee looking forward to this
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Dr Xtina | long WIP era ✍️ 🖼️ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#WIPWednesday for Breaking the Cycle - the next chapter will have more gorgeous art from @intheblanketfort.bsky.social! In which Ed offers Stede his services in what is sure to be a totally professional capacity… #OFMDfanfic
Ed is rubbing his chin and regarding Stede thoughtfully. “Some aro-spectrum folks desire a bit of romance. Are you open with your partners about being aro?” He has shifted into Blackbeard mode, it seems.
“Things have never gotten that far. I’m not fully certain, and it’s mostly been situations where the expectations are ephemeral…”
“Hookups?”
“Well… yes. I wouldn’t mind companionship on a longer-term basis, but I haven’t known what to say or found the right person, I suppose.”
“You deserve that if you want it. And you don’t need to deny yourself dates or sex with men just because you lack experience,” Ed says decisively. “Not when you have me.”
“What—what do you mean?”
“I’m an expert on this stuff, remember?” Ed winks. “I’ll help you learn the ropes. Dating, sex, all of it.”
“You mean give me advice?” Stede asks. Surely Ed is not offering hands-on help.
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love them 💖💖💖
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ugh no 😩
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Buttons (not a bird guy) @jeffsbuttons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Last year I wrote Play It Again, Ed, inspired by the song Piano Man. Today I am standing in the train station and someone is playing that song on the piano that inspired the ending of the story. I am so happy right now! #OFMDFic archiveofourown.org/works/64028920
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Play It Again, Ed - JeffsButtons - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you!!!! 😊
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tragicallynerdy - IT'S GARLIC SOUP WEEK EVERYBODY CELEBRATE @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Y'all this fic is fucking phenomenal. It really captures the grief and exhaustion of the kraken era, and then the hope and joy that Jim finds with Archie. And it's HOT AS FUCK SMUT 🔥 Go give it a read!!!!!
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aaaugh thank you!!! 🥹🥹🥹
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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
throwing this one out there for take two tuesday because why not??? it's been a minute.
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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in honor of @garlicsoupweek.bsky.social , i wanted to repost some of the short Project Hail Mary AUs that @petrichorca.bsky.social and I wrote. I can't remember who wrote which one, but here's garlic soup 1.0: archiveofourown.org/works/835542...
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Our Flag Saves Stars - Chapter 1 - petrichorca, veeagainst - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
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oak @lgbtqcrowley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
for Jim day I’m re-sharing this poem about them from Olu’s pov from last year’s #GarlicSoupWeek 💕 archiveofourown.org/works/66792799
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The sea will always bring me home - lgbtqcrowley - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol I'm glad you didn't find the vibes off-putting! 🫶 I feel like a subset of potential readers may read the tags about sad Ed and nope out of there, but that's okay lol
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One for all of the #BottomStede enjoyers on this #TakeTwoTuesday (Also, happy 2nd fic-versary to this silly little thing!) Jeff the Handyman | E | Ed/Stede | Innkeeper era #OFMDFic archiveofourown.org/works/59515921
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Caly 🏴‍☠️💜😊 @intheblanketfort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jim's got my vote for "Sexiest Crew Member" in the Revenge end-of-year superlatives #garlicsoupweek #ofmdfanart (repost)
A grayscale digital pencil portrait of S2 Jim gazing to the viewer's right (at Olu, who is not pictured). They are wearing rope pauldrons, a necklace made of a bunch of leather strings a black shirt, and a dangly earring.
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oops big apologies. Alt text: Title card for a fic - image of an alligator's snout and text in white: The Jaws of Life by PilotPirate
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Time zone bump, get'cher off-putting vibes here! (I really know how to sell them 😂) archiveofourown.org/works/93875901
Title card for a fic - image of an alligator's snout and text in white: The Jaws of Life by PilotPirate
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Strophar AmBig @strophamb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JIM DAY!!!! Show is my show because of Jim. I'm working on a playlist but start with this one which is about Jim letting themself fall in love, and about my love for them: open.spotify.com/track/1cRf7I...
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Fuego De Colores
MPeach, Uproot Andy · Fuego De Colores · Song · 2020
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tragicallynerdy - IT'S GARLIC SOUP WEEK EVERYBODY CELEBRATE @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay, the fic I'm re-sharing for Jim day is "got dirt, got air, got water, and i know you can carry on." Jim and Archie, having a gruck (grief fuck) after the storm. Rated E, 4.5K! archiveofourown.org/works/50758333 #GarlicsoupWeek
A screenshot of the intro to an Ao3 fic reading: 

 got dirt, got air, got water, and i know you can carry on by tragicallynerdy

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    This time, they aren’t surprised that Archie kisses them. They see it coming from a mile away, knew as soon as she pressed between their thighs and cupped their cheek with her hand that it would lead to this. They need it, and they think she needs it too. There’s been too much blood, too much rain, and they both need something solid and real.

    Her mouth is warm against theirs, a shocking contrast to how fucking cold the rest of them is. They grip her leather-wrapped wrist tight, slide a hand into her soaking wet hair, and kiss back desperately.

    They’re both gasping when they finally separate for air. Foreheads pressed together, warmth finally starting to build. Still wet and bloody but Christ, she’s right, they’re alive.

    “Prove it,” Jim whispers, nose bumping hers, hand holding her as close as they can, “prove that – that we’re still fucking alive –“

    Jim and Archie, after the storm.
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🏴‍☠️ AH!Lee 🦇👻🎃 Something Witchy @orchid-explosion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤭
david jenkins quote tweeting a post about Zaslav starting to say his goodbyes.
"I was at my desk on the lot when Zaz released the “initial word mark” for Warner Brothers Discovery, complete with a quote from The Maltese Falcon. 

It looked like an intern from 1993 put it together."
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