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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 20h

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wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening

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Scott @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 13h

God saves his wettest ass pussy for his most certified freaks.

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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 14h

can't take "LLMs are people" discourse seriously when we haven't even convinced everyone that all people are people.

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Scott @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 14h

Finally got some long-sleeve weather around here. WHAT THE FUCK'S UP, BLUESKY???

Selfie of me (bald and bearded white dude with glasses) in front of a bathroom mirror wearing a black long-sleeved Live Without shirt, with their infamous "Denny's Grand Slam" event depicted on the back (reflected in the mirror) as a framed painting

Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17h

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As a ruthless band of pirates slaughters his crew, Cap'n Crunch sits in the galley eating another bowl of cereal

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Relabeling dissociation as going “no contact with myself” IS better branding, to be fair

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Scott @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 17h

She was trying to be funny, but not THAT funny. 😂 Seriously, four other adults could have stopped her, but she just signed it on everyone's behalf and put it in the mail.

I've been there. Just sitting there mentally short-circuiting. It's not fun. I'm sorry. 🫂

Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

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Fox News: Where Ken Paxton partying with fugitives is much less interesting than James Talarico getting the flu www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/fox...

The Journal’s story, which featured video of Paxton at the event, was widely covered across Texas print and national television news — but not on Fox, which provided a grand total of 1 minute and 33 seconds of airtime to the bombshell as of noon ET on Wednesday. The coverage was limited to network correspondents who referenced the Paxton story during packaged reports on Tuesday's editions of The Story and Special Report and Wednesday's edition of Fox & Friends.

Each Fox segment describes Paxton as having attended a party in Dubai with “two men who had been indicted on federal healthcare fraud charges,” highlights the Paxton campaign’s response that the candidate had been subjected to a “politically motivated attack,” and contrasts the Journal report with Talarico’s absence from the campaign trail the previous week. None of the segments explicitly mention that the men were fugitives, that one of them was a major donor to Paxton’s campaign, that Paxton’s mistress was also present, or that the “attack” originated from another Murdoch-controlled outlet.

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My mom said she'll have my birthday card in the mail soon. Hopefully she ran it by the other 3 adults in the house this time, cuz there were 4 last year who could have stopped her from sending this one. 💀💀💀

I'm still working on the "get up" part, but good morning!

🫂🫂🫂 Get some rest. Hopefully tomorrow is better.

Love that for you, bestie! ❤️

Ordered Indian food for my birthday dinner and got some mango lassi cake, and allowed myself a little nightcap.

A picture of my counter with the following in front of the microwave:

-A bottle of Del Maguey Vida mezcal
-A glass with a couple ounces of mezcal in it
-A small to-go container with a mango mousse/lassi dessert

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Took myself out to a movie for my birthday. I think the people hyping Digger may be hyping it too much, but it was enjoyable. A bit underwhelming, but I'm glad I took the time to see it.

Clearly, Hillary's not the ONLY person who thinks that.

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YouTube video by Chumbawamba - Topic

Fun fact: Chumbawamba wrote a song called "Torturing James Hetfield" about torturing James Hetfield by forcing him to listen to "Tubthumping" on repeat. They recorded it after James had a very 🤷‍♂️ response to his music being used as torture in Gitmo. youtu.be/k-QsFMIoPa8?...

youtu.be

Torturing James Hetfield

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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Metallica, the band who wrote "Disposable Heroes," which focuses on the military-industrial complex manipulating young soldiers into the meat grinder and "Leper Messiah" about religious leaders who exploit their followers' faith for money and power... Want you to know they aren't political.

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The Déliquescent Future @bothpithyandangry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Corruption! Epstein! Diapers! I am very politically sophisticated and it is my duty to lecture trans women why they should accept death so that my team can win!

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13/10/2026

my first question for every 2028 candidate: what will you do to stephen miller?

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 13/10/2026

Giving this one more spin before 41 hits

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Thank God for nipples. Without them, boobs would be pointless. #DocAfterDark

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Sounds romantic as fuck to me 🥺

I'm looking forward to seeing it. Separating the art from the artist, I loved Cruise in Tropic Thunder, and I kinda got those same vibes from the Digger trailer. I'm here for it.

FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

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Important allyship 👇🏾

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The only thing this headline lacks is the phrase, “in a chainsaw-involved incident.”

After 500 trees fall at D.C. golf course Trump wants remade, foes ask judge for halt
Preservationists said they were told the East Potomac Golf Links operation went "faster than anticipated" and "hundreds of additional trees" are now slated for removal.

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Sean Lim @seanlimmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

WE STAND WITH ILHAN 🩵

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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

tomorrow will tie 2022's record for number of days with the national average above $4/gal. 2022 saw 157 days above $4. today is our 156th day above $4 this year. tomorrow, we tie that 157 days and Wednesday we set a new record for most days above $4/gal in any year ever.

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Scott @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Not gonna hold my breath waiting for the Minnesota GOP or its congressional delegation to condemn this.