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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁

@philthevillan.bsky.social
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#AVFC #UTV #VTID #Bipolar Sarcastic & Opinionated Mental health sufferer NO POLITICS *Mostly a nice person England/Fuerteventura/Poland

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Dave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 13h
Brian Blessed’s birthday is an excuse to share one of the greatest paragraphs in any memoir ever.
A paragraph from Brian Blessed’s autobiography:

So the first time I ever came into contact with O'Toole was at one of these student gatherings.
I remember it well because I'd just punched Harold Pinter down a flight of stairs.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 9h
Few thrills can match the one you get when you pick up a loaf of bread in the supermarket and see the Best Before date is five days hence
Big Chas lucking out on his bread purchasing
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got 2 tickets available for NFL London at Wembley Stadium for Jacksonville Jaguars vs Houston Texans. Face value (£99 each) Game day is a week on Sunday. Let me know if you want to take them off my hands
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Year Progress Bot @yearprogress.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got 2 tickets available for NFL London at Wembley Stadium for Jacksonville Jaguars vs Houston Texans. Face value (£99 each) Game day is a week on Sunday. Let me know if you want to take them off my hands
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz359bs
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Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Americans: “I’m Visiting Europe” Europe:  Europeans when they visit America: brilliantmaps.com/visiting-...
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@missv82.bsky.social ??
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Crime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Three years since terrorists flew over and drove through the fence between Gaza & Israel, breached the (pacifist, sympathetic border-dwelling communities) Kibbutzim, attacked Nova festival & female-staffed military outposts, shot, mutilated, raped, burned them all. Celebrations began on UK streets.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As as child, I thought Joseph and Mary were Mr and Mrs Christ.
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Captain it’s Wednesday @wednesday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Captain it's Wednesday
Captain it's Wednesday
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's why
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Long time ago I worked for a credit reference company. Checking anyone's details except for the job you were on was a sacking offence but I looked anyway. If you've got a bunch of minor unpaid debts then congratulations, you're not alone - so did Fred West.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wrap up warm if you're going to the pub. We're not all as well designed as Steve...
A minimalist, playful infographic shows Steve the otter lying on his back against a two-tone blue background in a hand-lettered news style.

Text in the image (exactly as shown):
“Did you know?  
Otters have the thickest fur in the animal kingdom, with up to a million hairs per square inch! This is to keep them warm on the way home from the pub.”  
At the bottom right: “In Ötter News”
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'I counted them all out of RAF Fairford, and they didn't come back.'
Brian Hanrahan reporting from the Falklands
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is no excuse for constant shenanigans, Steve!
Short description: A photo of Steve the otter standing upright on a rocky shore beside blue water, holding a frothy pint of beer.  
Baked-in text:  
“HANGOVERS ARE TEMPORARY”  
“EPIC TALES OF DRUNKEN ADVENTURES WILL LIVE FOREVER”
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#SteveThoughts
Description: A cartoon otter named Steve, wearing a necktie and a badge, sits behind a cluttered news desk in a simple blue-grey office illustration.

Text in image:
“So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts?  
Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts?  
We could call it the News.  
#SteveThoughts”

On the otter’s badge: “Steve”  
In the bottom corner (signature): “In Ötter News”
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do this if their kid is screaming and they're doing fuck all about it
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominate
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@gailc1.bsky.social @bex2482.bsky.social @xxhi-its-lauraxx.bsky.social @missv82.bsky.social @madamelechat.bsky.social My money is on one of you lot! 😂😂😂
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morning all... Except Monday. Monday can fuck off for a few days 😂
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PapaJ @michiganpapa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing." Michael Pritchard
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And the blackmail start from the UAE over the Man City scandal
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Aston Villa Statto @avfcstatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy birthday Tammy Abraham 💜 #AVFC
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dear Diary, It's now day 812 of the international 'break'. During this period, several players across the Premier League have grown too old and now retired from football. Man City have been found guilty of the majority of charges over 8 seasons, roughly equivalent in days to the international break.
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Nathalie Sheridan @nasheridan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#BreastCancerAwarenessMonth 🩷
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still one of the all time great posts on this app.
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Grumpy Bear 📎 @akagrumpybear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good Morning (just) BlueSky 👋 Irs Friday and I'm back at work albeit from home so not all bad 👍 And its World Smile day so a chance to post this 😀 Have a fabulous day, my lovelies 🐻🤗✌️
Smiling is Infectious poem by Spike Milligan
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy little accidents
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Beautiful song from Cov-gal Hazel Sadly very poorly currently but undergoing a slow recovery 🤞🏼
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
breastcancernow.org/get-involved... Check your boobs! Happy to help if required 😉
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Breast Cancer Awareness Month 2026 UK
Take part in Breast Cancer Awareness Month UK 2026. Raise awareness, support and make a difference with a donation this October.
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Buffoons too
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Year Progress Bot @yearprogress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
20°C at 07:30 hrs I think I preferred it when we had a hole in the ozone and all the hot air could escape into space 🔥🥵 😉
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy international 'Green Day' day youtu.be/0fsybPx_QKg?...
youtu.be
Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day (Live)
YouTube video by Kimsa Project
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm an airline pilot and you'd be surprised how often my copilot and I nod off at the same time. Not to worry, modern aircraft basically fly themselves and the alarms are loud and don't have snooze function.
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same
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Aston Villa Statto @avfcstatto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good luck to both Victor Lindelöf and Matty Cash today as Sweden take on Poland in the UEFA Nations League in Solna, Sweden 🇸🇪. #AVFC
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Sean ☀️✨🌙 @seamusmcclusky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning lovelies & happy Monday!! Off this week as I may be going somewhere warmer in a couple of days!!😎✈️☕️🥰
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
21.00 FILM: CASINO ROYALE WITH CHEESE
What they call that James Bond film in Paris.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And bringing our CEEFAUX Gangsta Rap day to a welcome end, here's our last one. Thank you if you liked or commented or even if you just stared and shook your head in utter disgust, that's ok because THAT'S WHAT ART IS ABOUT.
16.00 THE NOTORIOUS PEPPA P.I.G.
Peppa jumps in muddy puddles and then raps about it with effortless flow, juxtaposing a gritty street realism with a smoother melodic radio appeal. With guest vocals by Diddy Pig.
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Bruce Don 🇪🇺 @caughtjester.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where I go for some ‘me time’.
A dark blue ship with the words TUG AREA painted in white.
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Phil The Super Villan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁 @philthevillan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As its #tittytuesday, here's some #boobies for you 😉 Enjoy!
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ruggeri comes to #avfc and is now called up to the Italian national team. This is why players want to join us. Development and recognition. Then heads turned and sold... But we move on and improve if needed.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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