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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Age is just a number” (friend who just unlocked his spin attack at 43 years old)

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Jude Kilgour @judekilgour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Your social media savvy is greatly appreciated.🫡 #AEWTailgateBrawl

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

On the subject of music popularity I missed the entire rise and fall of Jellyroll without hearing any of his songs.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

why do i have this in my camera roll

a pixelated image of a minion in denim overalls, goggles, and a crown of thorns being sacrificed on the cross such as jesus christ was. his eyes are closed. his head droops. text says "SONT SMOKE"

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't listen to the radio, or the top 50, so I had to look at the chart to see if people were even telling the truth about the made-up song. There were four new Taylor Swift songs in the top ten, and then an old Taylor Swift song. Also Mr.Brightside for some reason in 2026.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'd have to watch it again but there's a scene where there's a quick close-up of the zombie ball and it has a face, and I wasn't sure if it was the same face I saw get blown off earlier.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When elected I'll create special designated protest lanes.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Yeah man, the AI broke the law again. Unfortunately there's no way to stop it except to give us another $50 billion."

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wish Cuba had gotten nukes during the crisis.

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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.

I honestly don't know how to explain. Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There's a convoy protest with about thirty diesel fuelled dump trucks on the highway today, and they're protesting fuel costs.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A part of modern life is people acting like they've reached their breaking point when it's clear they have a breakdown on a daily basis. Especially with Trump. Like, "Oh, his last little Truth Social thing is what got you? You lasted this long?"

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load bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

SPONGE BOB ME BOY,

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

TikTok is awash with Albertan separatist propaganda.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I had to show you this account's premise before I blocked it:

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If I was a wrestler my gimmick would be calling the cops during a match.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I was going to hit someone with a, "You dumb bitch," and I didn't. Clap.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm always surprised by how little it takes to bribe a government official. It's a life-changing amount of money for your everyday Joe, but it shouldn't be worth it for a lifelong politician with one foot in the grave.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I remember when all I got out of a class action lawsuit that released my data and medical test records was a year of credit protection, which also has all my data.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hopefully the FBI hackers can find that missing lady.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every US politician is an octogenarian who can't remember their grandkids' names but are somehow able to lock the fuck in when it comes to taking bribes.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"You want potash that's a few miles away from the border? Sorry, pal, you're going to have to get it from an authoritarian dictatorship 5,300 miles overseas from the US that also doesn't have potash."

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x

The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"The war must end to stop high gas prices. No, not that war."

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

they community noted my shit

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I missed the announcement of AI Force, which I assume he thinks will involve people jacking into The Matrix to karate fight.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

These are the high quality ads you get on Truth Social:

An ad selling horse dewormer for humans in 2026, six years after the height of Covid in lieu of a vaccine.

A common feature on the site by, and for Trump is the same ad twice. These ads boast about a copper wire you can use instead of going barefoot to electrically ground yourself to gain mystical powers.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In what situation would your city need a monument/drone/sniper station? That's the kind of thing that would get cut from CoD.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Resident Evil was pretty good.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The kind of feed that can only exist in the Bluesky Discover page:

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I wasn't aware that Trump left up the scaffolding and curtain on the Kennedy Center since June 13th when his name legally had to come down, but I should have assumed he had.

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If Trump wants his name on a performing arts center there's one easy way to get it.

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