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Franken Phil

@philisit.bsky.social
811 followers 2.2K following 8.1K posts

Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck (Quack-quack) Look at me, I'm the disco duck

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 16h
This is the kind of shit you have to post if you want 4k+ likes. The worst T-shirt you've ever seen. Even Biblically Accurate AI Goatse with a misappropriated quote can nab you 600 likes.
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had to show you this account's premise before I blocked it:
Woody Allen's strongest warrior.
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate it here.
A young looking Fred Flintstone, but not the forgotten Flintstone Kids Fred Flintstone fishing while breaking the fourth wall and addressing the elderly lib reading his, "Drink from the hose," speech.
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These are the high quality ads you get on Truth Social:
An ad selling horse dewormer for humans in 2026, six years after the height of Covid in lieu of a vaccine.A common feature on the site by, and for Trump is the same ad twice. These ads boast about a copper wire you can use instead of going barefoot to electrically ground yourself to gain mystical powers.
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The kind of feed that can only exist in the Bluesky Discover page:
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the US army now:
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
An example:
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Famous starting quarterback, Hasan Piker:
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nic Cage exploring the sinkhole under his house:
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They've added Betty Boop to their AI memes. This is the sort of thing you find in the Discover Page, but then I also saw Pepé Le Pew fucking Scooby Doo in the ass.
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Having a deadman trigger surgically installed next to my heart that will release GTA VI if I'm compromised.
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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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