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Phil Hagen

@philhagen.com
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DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!) Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 16h
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 7h
I hereby declare it to be known as “sUpEr InTeLlIgEnCe/TrEmEnDoUs KnOwLeDgE/gEnIuS/bRiLlIaNcE”
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 7h
I heard some red-trailed hawks’ calls in our backyard this morning. Now I guess I just wait for Eric Schmitt’s subpoena, or what?
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 17h
Clippy’s most annoying relative is a malicious idiot.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 20h
Hotel room view for last week.
Looking at several lit pools at night with a hotel tower across the plaza/courtyard/pool area. It’s night and the blue glow looks almost eerie.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 20h
Who’s going to get the gravel pit in the settlement?
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 29/09/2026
If this thread makes you uncomfortable, that's good. If this thread makes you angry, that's good. Use those emotional responses to force yourself to learn more about that causes of those responses in yourself, and use that knowledge to apply yourself to change. That's it. That's the work.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 29/09/2026
Why can’t the so-called “rogue” AIs acquire the Epstein files?
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Red Siege @redsiege.com · 29/09/2026
THE FINAL WEEK HAS ARRIVED! Security Consultant Jason Downey’s month-long WedOff takeover is coming to a close. Join us this Wednesday at 130pm ET as Jason wraps things up with privilege escalation & lateral movement. Let’s put a ribbon on this thing 🔗 redsiege.com/wedoff
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If AOC goes to a Bills tailgate and jumps through a table, the Dems shouldn't even bother holding a primary in 2028.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta taking data without consent? Say it isn't so!
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
metalinjection.net/news/gwar-co... RIP Sexecutioner
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GWAR Co-Founder Chuck Varga, a.k.a. The Sexecutioner, Dead at 68 - Metal Injection
"Raise your glass and tell his tales. Legends never die. Hail Varga! Hail Sexecutioner!"
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 27/09/2026
Squirrels, deer, people walking on the road in front of the house, daycare frens, naps, and how incredulous she is that anyone has a life that differs from these things.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 26/09/2026
How do you commit insurance fraud without submitting any claims?
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looks like I'll post a free ad... youtu.be/FFTf1lzcs28?...
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MUSK | Official Trailer HD
YouTube video by Elevation Pictures
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 24/09/2026
The amount of this fine was negotiated before they broke ground on the datacenter.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 21/09/2026
It’s called “Sorri” not “Siri” in that configuration.
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 20/09/2026
i will be a panelist at WA NUG’s fall event this week, 9/24! come hang out if you’re in the seattle area! (it’s free, you just gotta RSVP) www.usnua.com/live/wanug-f...
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Do you want a login code emailed or to use your password?" I want to use my password "Okay enter your password" <enters it> "Thanks, now go check your email for a code we sent you" WHY ASK ME THEN WHY CAN'T I JUST USE PASSWORDS FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING ANYMORE
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't reject AI-generated writing just because of its source. Reject it because it sucks.
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visi stark @invisig0th.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd further clarify that we can't blame LLMs for our mistakes *ever*. It is a tool and cannot be held accountable, punished, or rewarded. It is our responsibility to validate LLM outputs before passing them onward for others to review or use ✊
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 20/09/2026
Where? I can’t find it… #ProtocolJoke
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pretty much, yep.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 20/09/2026
Woah! We have several of these in Delaware - one just a few minutes’ drive away. Cool to see they are resurrected and getting new builds!
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 20/09/2026
Just facts. As we’ve known all along, datacenters do not create jobs.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 19/09/2026
This is precisely correct.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026
Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 18/09/2026
Truly had to laugh at this one. Well done!
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Visible Cricket 🇨🇦🇮🇪🛶🥾🎿🥌 @visiblecricket.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“A lot of Canadians make up a large portion of our fans,” Bills receiver and Brampton, Ontario, native Joshua Palmer said. “The anthem is a nice gesture. It only makes sense to show your gratitude.” #BuffaloBills www.nytimes.com/athletic/760...
nytimes.com
For the Buffalo Bills, ‘O Canada’ is business — and something bigger
The Bills’ Canadian anthem salute is rooted in business and decades of cross-border fandom. In this political moment, it means more.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 17/09/2026
This is only missing a “marry” photo. I nominate RFK Jr.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good news: we have created the Robots That Repeatedly Attempt to Exploit Extant Security Vulnerabilities from the never-published Isaac Asimov short story The Robots That Repeatedly Attempted to Exploit Extant Security Vulnerabilities on Ganymede B.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s opening act is probably going to be a bunch of shitty AI “music” playing while some weirdos in perv glasses walk around the stage.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 17/09/2026
100% correct.
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16/09/2026
OH: “The great thing about the future is I can do whatever the fuck I want”
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
I've got a lot of work to do today but I'm getting absolutely nerdsniped by the new Flock dataset. You can download it here. It's all of the Android partitions extracted from a Flock device ddosecrets.org/article/floc...
ddosecrets.org
Flock ALPR camera - Distributed Denial of Secrets
Filesystem images of the partitions on an in-use Flock ALPR camera, including custom Android APK files installed on the device, as well as its recorded media. The data reveals how the devices track bo...
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh yeah I totally believe these AI oligarch frauds who have lied about literally everything and have hit a wall in development and in fraudulent and delusional funding. I’m sure they’re really, really scared after creating a generational breakthrough no one has documented and they won’t even name.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 15/09/2026
Photos from Mitch McConnell’s return to the senate after three months of being “definitely at home and not on his home planet re-energizing.”
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Edgar The Bug from Men in Black
Alt: Edgar The Bug from Men in Black
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is very well stated. And the sort of thing that will get @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social to take notice.
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 14/09/2026
Making the choice to delay a new operating system's availability is a fraught challenge. Let's step through how I made my choice for macOS 27.
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Making Deployment Decisions: Good Luck, Don’t Die
Making the choice to delay a new operating system's availability is a fraught challenge. You're pitting security and feature updates against the friction of bugs and user acceptance testing at scale. How do I make these calls? I'm glad you asked. Let's step through this year's decision.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a little bitch, and it's people like him who normalize evil & prevent the public from agreeing, uniting, and forcing change. Evil people will always be out there, but they wouldn't away with everything unchallenged if everyone else didn't try to be "neutral"
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 14/09/2026
Everyone should read this. If it doesn’t fill you with absolute rage at the cruelty and inhumane conditions, there is a whole lot wrong with you.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For real. Love the idea that we just need to talk to Talarico and his campaign like they haven’t already decided to do this same old triangulation bullshit that actively harms people for zero to negative electoral advantage. Some candidates are just bad at their jobs and listen to awful consultants.
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Diane @life-of-di.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I loathe Craigslist. The trolls have ruined it. But where else does one go to advertise local photography services, besides Facebook? If you are in the Metro Detroit area and looking for a fun photography session, my husband and I are right up your Alley. Alley Cat Photography, found on Facebook
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 12/09/2026
Correct headline: “OpenAI delaying aiPO due to public finding out they’re a sham ahead of planned schedule”
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 11/09/2026
This is sadly the truth.
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