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Phil Hagen

@philhagen.com
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DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!) Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 5h
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 5h
I contend “24x7x365” should either be “24x365” or “24x7x52” and I will not be changing my mind on this.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 5h
Just remember: he’s like the drunkest, stupidest XO since ever. It makes things make more sense that way
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 7h
Go Bills (And good afternoon from 6hrs ahead of the game time zone… yes I will find a sports bar here somewhere.)
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 9h
Is there a “b” in Mandarin?
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Phill Moore @phillmoore.bsky.social · 10h
Week 40 - 2026 #DFIR thisweekin4n6.com/2026/10/04/w...
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Week 40 – 2026
If your organisation is interested in sponsoring an upcoming post then reach out via the contact form!No sponsor this week Forensic Analysis Adam at Hexacorn The boring state of stalled timelines… …
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 11h
Also, if you travel outside a certain radius from your assigned base, it requires leave approval and deduction from your accrued balance - even if on the same day (or a weekend, for that matter).
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Canada/Buffalo love is real and Donald Trump can't kill it. Niagara Falls to light up as a thank you to Bills fans for Canadian anthem singing buffalonews.com/news/local/a...
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Niagara Falls to light up as a thank you to Bills fans for Canadian anthem singing
On Saturday, Ontario tourism officials will light up the Horseshoe Falls in red, white and blue to say “thank you” to the Bills, Buffalo fans and Visit Buffalo for singing the Canadian national anthem...
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 12h
Loving the proxy energy - thanks for sharing!!!!
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Marko Bajlovic @marko.tech · 03/10/2026
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 02/10/2026
sudo I’m going to delete the entire file system Tux: LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 02/10/2026
Something from the Ethiopian place before the close :(
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 02/10/2026
and probably lots more I’ve forgotten about/blocked. Then annual refresher training on LOAC when on active duty. But all from the position of “it’ll be YOUR job to do this right and keep the members of your command legal.”
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 02/10/2026
Again, this is way oversimplified but I think it captures the crux of why there is more “army army army” in the creed. I had 4 (maybe more?) semesters of courses covering it, a philosophy course (“The Morality of War”), several military-based polisci courses,
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 02/10/2026
Idea was that leaving complex constitutional interpretation wasn’t something that could be expected of line soldiers, but the ostensible professional education an officer received would include implementing (and following) law of armed conflict, constitutional factors, etc.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 02/10/2026
Lots of layers and not sure if any of this is old hat for you - apologies if so! This is, in part, a factor of officer vs enlisted oaths. Tl;dr: officers’ oath is to the constitution, enlisted is to chain of command (to include POTUS).
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Eliel Cruz @elielcruz.com · 01/10/2026
Elliot is a gem for being down to film this in such a chaotic environment
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 01/10/2026
Alright, start your day with some good news for a change! apple.news/AsvM-uYfISWO...
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Mystery drone pilot drops cash on unsuspecting Delawareans | Exclusive — Delaware Online
Exclusive l The anonymous Wilmington drone operator, who goes by 302 Cash Copter, says he does it to spread joy, posting the videos on social media.
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Snipe-IT Open Source Asset Management @snipeitapp.com · 30/09/2026
Snipe-IT v8.8.0 just dropped, and boy-howdy is it a big one. github.com/grokability/... - 📱 Official Snipe-IT Mobile App is in Beta! - 🔄 Sync adapters (beta)!! - 🎛 Non-Admin Dashboard - 🗓 Unified Calendar - 🛎 Requestables Overhaul - ⛙ Model Merge Tool - 📤 MS Graph mailer - 💃 OIDC access tokens
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Linus: It's Enormous!
Alt: Linus: It's Enormous!
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 01/10/2026
I was stationed at Beale AFB. Though I didn’t fly, the concept of altitude is not foreign to me. Plus: the joke will totally land with the intended audience. Congrats - you’re in ;)
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 01/10/2026
It’s dawned on me that since he swapped out his emotional support blond from Karoline to Natalie, he’s replaced a liar with a Harp.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 01/10/2026
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Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson Confused by Computer
Alt: Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson Confused by Computer in “Zoolander” The overlaid quote is “the files are inside the computer.”
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 30/09/2026
In the slopivator, of course
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 30/09/2026
(Of course I meant the properly redacted but not over-redacted version)
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 30/09/2026
I hereby declare it to be known as “sUpEr InTeLlIgEnCe/TrEmEnDoUs KnOwLeDgE/gEnIuS/bRiLlIaNcE”
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 30/09/2026
I heard some red-trailed hawks’ calls in our backyard this morning. Now I guess I just wait for Eric Schmitt’s subpoena, or what?
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 30/09/2026
Phew. 😔
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 30/09/2026
And also get allllllllll the fish candy from 7-11
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 30/09/2026
An awesome city!!! Make time to see the Vasa ship museum - well worth the visit!
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 30/09/2026
Clippy’s most annoying relative is a malicious idiot.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 30/09/2026
Hotel room view for last week.
Looking at several lit pools at night with a hotel tower across the plaza/courtyard/pool area. It’s night and the blue glow looks almost eerie.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 29/09/2026
Who’s going to get the gravel pit in the settlement?
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Tom Bridge @tombridge.com · 29/09/2026
If this thread makes you uncomfortable, that's good. If this thread makes you angry, that's good. Use those emotional responses to force yourself to learn more about that causes of those responses in yourself, and use that knowledge to apply yourself to change. That's it. That's the work.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 29/09/2026
Why can’t the so-called “rogue” AIs acquire the Epstein files?
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Red Siege @redsiege.com · 29/09/2026
THE FINAL WEEK HAS ARRIVED! Security Consultant Jason Downey’s month-long WedOff takeover is coming to a close. Join us this Wednesday at 130pm ET as Jason wraps things up with privilege escalation & lateral movement. Let’s put a ribbon on this thing 🔗 redsiege.com/wedoff
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If AOC goes to a Bills tailgate and jumps through a table, the Dems shouldn't even bother holding a primary in 2028.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta taking data without consent? Say it isn't so!
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 29/09/2026
Well, spacex, Nazi twitter, and Boring are all the emerald boy’s companies…
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
metalinjection.net/news/gwar-co... RIP Sexecutioner
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GWAR Co-Founder Chuck Varga, a.k.a. The Sexecutioner, Dead at 68 - Metal Injection
"Raise your glass and tell his tales. Legends never die. Hail Varga! Hail Sexecutioner!"
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 27/09/2026
Squirrels, deer, people walking on the road in front of the house, daycare frens, naps, and how incredulous she is that anyone has a life that differs from these things.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 27/09/2026
Trendsetter
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 26/09/2026
How do you commit insurance fraud without submitting any claims?
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 26/09/2026
We’re barely hanging onto “lo”. Behold is for the ultra elites.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 26/09/2026
Great jorb on that shirt design
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looks like I'll post a free ad... youtu.be/FFTf1lzcs28?...
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MUSK | Official Trailer HD
YouTube video by Elevation Pictures
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 24/09/2026
The amount of this fine was negotiated before they broke ground on the datacenter.
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 21/09/2026
(I also meant great VENUE, though content like that for free is obviously a great value too. Thanks, autocorrect…)
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Phil Hagen @philhagen.com · 21/09/2026
It’s called “Sorri” not “Siri” in that configuration.
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