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Mike Pendleton

@phat7deuce.bsky.social
2.7K followers 1.2K following 6.3K posts

St. Pete, Florida. Broken by watching and yapping about soccer. Too much time on my hands. Design Nerd. Unhealthy Vices: Tampa Bay Rowdies, Tampa Bay Sun, AS Roma, Liverpool FC. (And also Boston Celtics, NBA/WNBA at large.)

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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎵 “I want to be a part of it…”
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tampa Bay is getting pro women’s hoops and I, for one, am excited about it.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is my favorite case keenum
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Haslams (who gave Deshaun Watson a shit ton of money *after* two dozen allegations) still haven’t fired Higuain. Oh and they were given an NWSL team. Support women and all that. That expansion still baffles me.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
goddammit he did it
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've never seen this from ANY USL team before in any USL league, but Tampa Bay Sun just released a post with all contract lengths for all players. This is the kind of thing I've been hoping for for years. www.tampabaysunfc.com/news/2026/09...
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
aaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think this is just going to be FUN. Amidst the SoccerWarz™️, we deserve a little fun.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I actually super love the new Open Cup format. It’s imperfect, but we live in an imperfect environment where domestic soccer is still not very popular. Against my better angels I even commented on Reddit about it. I think it’s not a bad hand at all for lower league teams.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A @mattdoyle.bsky.social favorite moment.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
how I feel about the opening of Roma’s season so far
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
who’s your favorite youtube streamers?
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some tough/impossible ones in here, but so happy for Roma to be back in Champions League. Real Madrid at the Olimpico should be electric.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Get in losers we’re going to France
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A kid just saw me in my 5" shorts and called me a "corny ass Larry Bird ass looking ni**a" and told me to "shoot some real long 2s or some shit". Roasted to hell.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
bet this dog does racismo
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You can see some of it here. It was direct and intentional, they knew they were going at the crowd. They did it on the first goal in the game they choked too. h/t @yurika.rblrsports.com on the pic
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I bet that joke killed in the 70-85 old rich white guy demographic
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've been using this brand of soap for years.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oof. I don’t know why I never considered that an NBA or WNBA team might shove their own brand aside and sell their whole court as ad space, but I do not like or want this to be a thing that has legs. Will feature for 2 games for Golden State.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Soooo…US Soccer’s statement is a text overlay on a screenshot of CONCACAF’s statement on Instagram?
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not lost on me in this 'first time in baseball history this has ever happened moment' is for some reason Pantera Shirt Guy is very excited to touch Tank Top Man's belly in celebration.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Asking the important questions
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Your timing on this couldn't be better.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ever wanted a MLS Next Pro garbage typeface generator for your own chaotic and evil needs? Well I have! And now you can do your very own misdeeds – on brand!
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Cuban dog at the Rays. Delicious gluttony of over the top ballpark food. Our gift to humankind.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
man I literally just posted this yesterday
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
lol lmao even (This is the guy who was kicked out of Oakland Roots, started rival MLS Next Pro team The Town, co-founder of WPSL Pro – new women’s D2 league.)
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Big enough for the FIFA World Cup, but how many keepers have we seen wilt against the Tampa Bay Rowdies under the pressure of the lights of Pitbull Stadium at Florida International University
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
At Wrexham vs. Leeds at Raymond James tonight - the same venue where I saw the Savannah Bananas vs. The Party Animals. It’s really cool to see four different fictional teams from two different sports play at the same venue.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Man, there’s some really good bits in here that surprise me for a fledgling league…
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I really regret that I didn’t think of this ‘pausa de hidratación’ last month
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I get lighting and tone changes, certainly understand the shoe changes. But they changed Caitlin Clark’s head. They literally shrunk her head for the NBA2K cover.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I discovered Casemiro.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
here’s a picture of Terry Crews in a Rhein Fire NFL Europe uniform, I just wanted you to have it
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
MLS (and USL and NWSL) need to continue their to improve the product and how it’s accessed. But I have a theory on the below – why Apple and FOX didn’t make a push. My theory is that they have data that says if they did, they’d get no results or return from it.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
every once in a while r/MLS still has the juice
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
una última pausa
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
pausa
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“All football should be third place games.”
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Apparently this makes SportsCenter. And not only does it make SportsCenter, but they felt it was worthwhile to tease on the ticker that it is upcoming on SportsCenter – and I agree.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tuchel’s tactics after watching Argentina throughout the knockouts
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I checked into a hotel and was going to watch the MLB All-Star Game and for some reason the FOX station they have must be some weird substation that only ever shows Americas Funniest Home Videos
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