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Mike Pendleton

@phat7deuce.bsky.social
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St. Pete, Florida. Broken by watching and yapping about soccer. Too much time on my hands. Design Nerd. Unhealthy Vices: Tampa Bay Rowdies, Tampa Bay Sun, AS Roma, Liverpool FC. (And also Boston Celtics, NBA/WNBA at large.)

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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 21h
he looks old and his head looks fat, for more analysis...
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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 04/10/2026
JORDAN FARR GOALKEEPER GOAL🚨
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Conner Antley was on the field when Santi Castañeda made his Rowdies #USL-C debut against Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC in 2022.
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Tampa Bay Rowdies @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Rowdies Reunion 🤝 Former Rowdies Santi Castañeda and Conner Antley crossed paths Wednesday as SC Paderborn faced D.C. United in an international club friendly! 📸 Hannah Wagner/DC United
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chelsea Gray dismantled her in 4k last night and then this comes in off the top rope to finish the job.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is actually kind of nuts considering only a few blocks away the ALDS Game 1 of Rays and Yankees is happening at the same time
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd have a hard time with Orlando, but maybe I could get there
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
stone fucking cold
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, if you fell in love with the NBA in the 90s and you’re not watching the WNBA right now you’re missing out. I Iove seeing bigs be bigs and players literally playing the 5 positions. I still love the NBA, but the W is the “beautiful game” version of hoops.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know she’s the point gawd, but they just don’t make point guards like her anyone. She’s one of the most fun basketball players to watch on the planet.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I fell asleep in the second half (due to being old), but I don’t know if there’s even a comparison to Chelsea Gray in the men’s game right now. Besides being an absolute assassin, the flair and risk and style in her passing game is Magic-like. And she doesn’t dial it down when the stakes are high.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is an annual thing that happens to us. I frankly never trust or count on an MLS loan, because it’s like an 80% recall rate over the last bunch of years. I laugh whenever I see the “for the remainder of the 2026 USL Championship season” because it very rarely is.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, I’ve gotten used to it (though it’s a pet peeve of mine). It’s frustrating the way that loans get recalled and the frequency of which that happens in this country. Just this year we had three loans that were supposed to be for the remainder of the season all get recalled.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a general rule of thumb it is a good idea to read anything that John writes.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was actually a massive improvement. Largely due to Lowe and Thierry Henry.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok fuck yeah
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Clearly not the Riverhounds stadium as there is not a train nearby
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mike tomlin revealed the minecraft city he has building for a dozen years and it includes an MLS stadium. legend
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Calciopoli…plus the rise of the Prem in terms of infrastructure and commercialization happens in a similar timeframe while Italian teams lagged (and are still lagging), because it’s hard to build in Italy and the internal Serie A/FIGC political machine never allows them to agree on anything.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol lmao the best league
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s an alternate universe where Drew Bledsoe never gets hurt, Tom Brady never becomes an NFL starter, Belichick gets fired from New England early in his tenure, Tomlin becomes Patriots head coach, and the Revs are celebrating the 10th anniversary of their Boston stadium which Tomlin made happen.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Over the course of a 12 year long Minecraft run, former Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin constructed a whole detailed city that included hotels, retail, etc. and built an MLS stadium within his city. Meanwhile the New England Revolution…
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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is quite an allegation from the creator of the Football Leaks project.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bro
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In isolation, Sophie flopped, A’ja was heated, guy probably toes the line of fan behavior. But we don’t live in isolation.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the circumstances around those scenarios aren’t entirely the same. If there was a media/influencer (and partial fanbase) tinderbox around the NBA directed at black players and this exact same instance was happening, I would not be rooting for the big white guy to do this to LeBron.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Perhaps the most offensive thing in this entire Man City scandal is that CFG could have been cooking the books and breaking the roster rules for NYCFC this whole time and didn’t care enough to do so.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, I’ve never actually hated Pacers fans at any point that I can remember, even if I didn’t like that team. There’s certainly some great Fever fans, but a shitty characteristic of a chunk of that fanbase. Which sucks. Because it should just be a great time to be a women’s hoops fan in Indy.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh I specifically meant Fever only. But also I’ll never forgive Reggie Miller.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking that Indiana has to be the most hatable fanbase in either the W or NBA at present. Up there in the most hatable fanbase for all pro sports power rankings.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
honestly I never had a feeling or thought about him but that face is utterly relatable
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is my favorite case keenum
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New “ah shit, here we go again” just dropped.
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Tampa Bay Rowdies @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Off to represent The Blue Wave 🇨🇼 Jurgen Locadia has been called up to the Curaçao Men’s National Team for the Concacaf Nations League group stage. 📰 rowdies.info/4y4y41M
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WUSF @wusf.org · 22/09/2026
When the previous owners of the The Tampa Bay Rays rebranded the team in 2007, they removed the region from the away jerseys — standard fare for most teams. The new primary kit with a retro look debuts Tuesday at Yankee Stadium. Read more: www.wusf.org/sports/2026-...
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Chuck Booth @chuckyeaa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Forgot for a moment that World Cup hype man Jameis Winston still played football
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man should have been sent home on the spot and told never to return.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Haslams (who gave Deshaun Watson a shit ton of money *after* two dozen allegations) still haven’t fired Higuain. Oh and they were given an NWSL team. Support women and all that. That expansion still baffles me.
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Guthrie “NCAA Soccer Jon Rothstein” @guthrieedson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NWSL refs Lauren Aldrich and Alex Billeter, as well as former NWSL ref and current MLS and World Cup ref Tori Penso posting photos of themselves on IG and saying “We belong” in response to Federico Higuaín’s behavior and comments to their colleague.
Referee Lauren Aldrich in a blue jersey with the words “We belong” next to her in white textReferee Alex Billeter in a red jersey with the words “We belong” next to her in white textTori Penso in a black jersey with the words “We belong” in white text
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 20/09/2026
Thought I was inured to weird Trump shit until I learned that his presidential box at the Kennedy Center has a framed photo of Chelsea lifting the Club World Cup trophy
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
a face away from 3 points
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
stupid inter
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Always my manager
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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A friendly reminder, we're letting the Haslams into this league in 2028. The same Haslams that volunteered to overpay Deshaun Watson AFTER his sexual misconduct allegations came to light. Neat.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seeing “Eric Wynalda’s wife…” in the intro was definitely a “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie” kind of post
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
grumble grumble grumble (I hate the frequency of recalled loans in the U.S.)
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Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
USA entered the game allowing teams to hit 21% of their shots from beyond the arc. France -- whom Stewie so aptly said has been "shooting the s--t out of the ball" this tournament -- has made 7 of 12 from deep so far.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
France definitely out for blood for this title rematch.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I totally forgot about the old days. I retract my statement from the record.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ah fair enough. I totally forgot about the old times.
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