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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 3h
The Trump administration blocked funding for projects at Utah's popular national parks. Here's where that funding would have gone, and what won't get done.
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The Trump admin blocked nearly $2M for projects at Utah’s national parks. Here’s what won’t get done.
The Trump administration blocked funding for projects at Utah's popular national parks. Here's where that funding would have gone, and what won't get done.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 9h
The truth is, these are not very bright guys and things got out of hand.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Next prez gets to hang trump's portrait.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Major “Hitler built the autobahn” energy here.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Called it.
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Col. Gustavo Arellano @gustavoarellano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In-N-Out is overrated
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That fish is makin' like the Swedish Chef's spaghetti.
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Muppets Swedish Chef's Pasta Chaos
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
can u even imagine how angry trump would be watching this lol
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 23/09/2026
and now these trumpheads are crying crocodile tears about the terror they've unleashed on the american body politic. the coup party "party of coups" is having a big sad that their opponents are also now coup-curious. sow the wind, reap the whirlwind. you stupid fucking children.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mother of Renee Good: I voted for Trump under the impression that these agents were here to protect the citizens of the US, innocents like our family and the others here, against terrorists. Certainly not to accuse those of us here of being terrorists and take precious lives. This is madness.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Everglades Concentration Camp is a unique abomination in that it was a celebration of concentration camps themselves. But what's extra horrific is that what happened there is typical of what's happening in DHS concentration camps across the country.
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'It's a type of torture': Hear what it's like inside 'Alligator Alcatraz'
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I bet Donald Trump is very excited to learn that Byron Donalds is ashamed to be associated with Trump now!
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Stand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 18/09/2026
Your life saving clinical trail could be TERMINATED by the Trump administration. We scraped through the data and found that 50% of all clinical trials are at risk of being cancelled. It's time to talk about it and what you can do to stop this. 🧵 🧪
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fort Pierce, Florida.
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Lou Roper @roperlou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
disbarment proceedings, please
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A billionaire dictator who'll lose everything if the opposition replaces him on Jan. 20, 2029 is stockpiling killer drones and high-powered rifles on towering monuments and ballroom roofs I'm sure it's nothing to worry about
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🔥 MUST-READ — A WARNING ⚠️ from @AOC: “Heads they win, tails we lose… should the A.I. bubble congress must not bail them out… the biggest threat to humanity isn’t A.I. — it’s the tech oligarchs themselves… @RepAOC points out A.I. companies are demanding massive investments from 🇺🇸 while LOSING money
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ESPN used to be a place to go for sports highlights, player insights and funny anchors. And now it's a douchebag roid case in a tank top screaming about the betting lines.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Big Exclusive here from our new reporter: Charlottesville marcher is on his way to the Florida state legislature. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/florida...
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Exclusive: He Marched With Nazis in Charlottesville. Now He’s Expected to Join the Florida Legislature.
The Republican nominee for a seat in the Florida House of Representatives...
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Beyond corrupt. www.propublica.org/article/dona...
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
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Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MASSIVE SCOOP! Donald Trump Jr.’s Bahamas Wedding Was Secretly Bankrolled by Russian Oligarch Close to Putin @justinelliott.bsky.social Brett Murphy @josh-kaplan.bsky.social @amierjeski.bsky.social
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
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AZ Sunrise @diann66.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
everyone, meet Hugo www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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World's tallest living horse based in Towcester 'still growing'
Hugo the shire horse enters the record books as the world's tallest living horse.
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azraelthunderbolt.bsky.social @azraelthunderbolt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The entire infrastructure is a target now. Really hard to guard pipelines. Taking down the oil industry is not that hard. This is spreading like wildfire and encouraging other groups to strike. Looks like I should have bought an EV.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026
Rudy Giuliani should absolutely be banned from the 9/11 observances. He supported an insurrection, just as he supported police attempting to invade City Hall, and is just as intent on destroying America as Bin Laden. New Yorkers don’t want him at the event. @nytimes.com why aren’t you covering this?
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KS_1968 @karenroberts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
An unhinged embarrassment
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Remember when John Kerry got swiftboated for his ACTUAL Silver Star, Bronze Star, and three Purple Hearts?
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maha is just another astroturfed front in the American Reactionary Movement. This movement is responsible for every public health crisis: climate, automobile deaths, gun violence, homelessness, poverty. Its the Don't Tell Me What To Do movement. They are few but they're mobilized for war.
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taurusasaurus.bsky.social @taurusasaurus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The corruption is off the charts and I’m f’ing sick of it Gift article www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/o...
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Opinion | Why Did Trump Order Up 660 Million Pounds of Mystery Meat? (Gift Article)
On second thought, I’m not that hungry.
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Michael Pollan @michaelpollan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why Did Trump Order Up 660 Million Pounds of Mystery Meat? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/o...
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Opinion | Why Did Trump Order Up 660 Million Pounds of Mystery Meat?
On second thought, I’m not that hungry.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 06/09/2026
Patriot Platform, the far-right group whose black-clad masked members caused hours of disruption in Dover yesterday, calls itself a Christian “army of patriots” dedicated to protecting women and children. There’s a problem with that story.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A dozen golden retriever puppies on the court for every match?
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They’re gonna build this in three months outta 2x4s and cement board. It will probably have a penthouse up top and a Chik-Fil-A on the ground floor.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He left his real wig on his other plane.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The title really says it all.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rate my pizza: Anchovy Basil Roasted red pepper Mushroom.
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Felix O'Kelly @callidusdominus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
El-Sayed knows how to fight back over this they go low we go high rubbish. Keep mocking the couchfucker!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/08/2026
Trump leaves his golf course in Virginia today with Natalie Harp sitting next to him. #TravelWithNatalie (Tasos Katopodis/Getty)
pic of two lovebirds in a limo
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Meanwhile literal Trump advisor Laura Loomer is being insanely and proudly viciously racist and the media is ignoring it
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Claude Taylor @realclaudetaylor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They stole $10 million dollars. When will they be held accountable?
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
NEW: A Florida grand jury finds the DeSantis Administration misappropriated $10 million in taxpayer funds when it diverted the money to the Casey DeSantis’-related nonprofit, Hope Florida Foundation. I track the money flow in this outrageous corruption and grift! youtu.be/JDOh1GUZrfs?...
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DeSantis CAUGHT By Grand Jury FUNNELING MILLIONS Away From Floridians!?
YouTube video by Katie Phang
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Days like this are when I miss Popehat the most. What he would do with this headline and the Rule of Goats.
The Rule of Goats is this:

If you fuck a goat, you’re a goatfucker.  It doesn’t matter that you were fucking the goat ironically, or to troll people.  You fucked a goat.
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