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Phasmatic

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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 38m
Idk if it was her, but someone filled the empty space between his ears with shit.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 5h
Based on his personality, my guess is the 386 is a skin-thinner.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 15h
This is clown defamation.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 19h
welp.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 20h
I haven't looked at Nextdoor since the BLM protests when my geriatric neighbor tried to organize 24hr armed citizen patrols of our rural lane in case non-existent rioters came to loot our TVs.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 20h
25 million Americans play golf. 25 million schoolchildren have to catch a school bus in the cold dark morning. If the choice is DST or perma-DST, I'm with the kids. Even better is NO DST, like Arizona does. The sun goes down (& heat subsides) earlier in the summer. Also nice for northerners.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Photosynthesis just happens to harvest the most energetic photons that make it through the atmosphere in abundance- also visible light. So it can’t just be optics (in the sense of lenses, etc)
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So Russia gets to sell off sanctioned assets to the US president’s family and cronies, but what’s that got to do with Ukraine? “Goodwill?”
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Next they’ll be checking TSA agents for low t
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In 2024, I mailed my completed ballot three weeks early. It was delivered a month after the election, far too late to be counted.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m with Sluggo on this one.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He didn’t even land his money quote.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One third of Americans always choose the shittiest available response to any poll question.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mom would make rhubarb meringue pie for my birthday when I was a kid. I still want birthday pies rather than cakes, though peach is usually a bit more in-season than rhubarb, and also elite.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Orifice?
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one has ever seen numbers like these.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pancreatitis is no fun.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here he’s explaining how the AI murderbots will have Low T Mode disabled from the factory.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this a euphemism?
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Atticus Finch (of Georgia) @atticus59914029.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She was born in Jacksonville, FL. And she’s a fellow Gator. UF political science degree. Same as me, in fact. JD should be ashamed of himself.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Keeps perfect time, but they’re never sure exactly where it is.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dweebs that are good at brainteasers.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A word. The excused rapists of thirty years ago are the ones on the Supreme Court giving Trump carte blanche permission to put people in concentration camps and deport them to third party countries where they are tortured.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 01/10/2026
i am having trouble articulating this but a system that excuses gang rape as a youthful error on behalf of college men with ~ bright futures ~ does so because it is served by producing older men who are comfortable with, even enthusiastic about, torturing people at the system's behest
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 30/09/2026
The Trump administration blocked funding for projects at Utah's popular national parks. Here's where that funding would have gone, and what won't get done.
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The Trump admin blocked nearly $2M for projects at Utah’s national parks. Here’s what won’t get done.
The Trump administration blocked funding for projects at Utah's popular national parks. Here's where that funding would have gone, and what won't get done.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀🦀 🦀
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never go full Bannon.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The truth is, these are not very bright guys and things got out of hand.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
syn: "engineer"
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She was told there would be no math.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That hawk has a very turtle-like head. I first thought it had to do with the fact that the game was versus the Terrapins, then, that it might be a troll of Mitch McConnell.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What home furnishing gets punished with his loving attentions?
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think one of the ground rules if we're gonna have AI, is that moral responsibility always accrues to a person.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Next prez gets to hang trump's portrait.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes—and moreover, I will go with thee to thy fucking uncle’s.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Major “Hitler built the autobahn” energy here.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They’re playing well, I bet they know you’re in the stadium!
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Called it.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Plot twist: Dracula is also 65 million years old.
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Col. Gustavo Arellano @gustavoarellano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In-N-Out is overrated
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Return of the Screwworm will affect folks far beyond farmers & ranchers.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That fish is makin' like the Swedish Chef's spaghetti.
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Muppets Swedish Chef's Pasta Chaos
ALT: Muppets Swedish Chef's Pasta Chaos
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The US didn’t NEED Denmark, etc. in Afghanistan, either, but it was the principle of the thing. Dividing NATO from the US has been the main Russian goal since 2016 at least.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whose signature is on that basketball?
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Russia would like nothing better than to destroy NATO as an alliance. If Spain invoked Article 5 over a oil refinery attack, do you actually think Trump would stand with them? If Article 5 is not honored, NATO is dead.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@gustavoarellano.bsky.social?
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey buddy, thanks for giving all of Bluesky a nasty earworm.
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damned sure I don’t know.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU
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