Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ches have to wait until The Most Interesting Man in the World has had his turn with Chuck. I hope he told them to stay thirsty. 010
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A dozen golden retriever puppies on the court for every match? 010
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026On the one hand, it's pretty much a bluesky-only joke, right? OTOH, 010
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Days like this are when I miss Popehat the most. What he would do with this headline and the Rule of Goats. 000
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Only a Florida grand jury could look at all this smoke, find the fire, and then not recommend any criminal charges because none of the pyros would “take responsibility.” 100
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It's not just hot, it's sticky. A couple hours ago, we were showing 97F and a dewpoint of *86* which is beyond oppressive according to all the infographics. 000
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026According to www.ncll.org/legal-health..., tax-exempt status depends on limiting political and legislative engagement, which seems pretty slippery. But #3 is the bigger violation in my mind. Joel Osteen, Creflo Dollar, Rick Warren, TD Jakes, are not benefitting as private individuals? Gimme a break. 130
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’m no fan of mining in general, and I love NASA’s deep space science missions. I hate to see them being used as cover for a scuzzy, corrupt Trump business deal. 010
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It's hard to understand why he's not more well-adjusted. 120
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Look, there's even more of those weird tapered appliques that he superglued to the oval office walls pointing every which direction. Literally looks like they bought the entire stock. 000
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Oh come on, just because you’re a Yale grad with a law degree from Harvard doesn’t mean you can also be a regular dude. 070
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 05/07/2026See if the did huaraches de tinga, I’d be more impressed. 100
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I had this poster of Eagle from the bicentennial on my wall as a kid. Dad was a coastie. 140
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026In case you’re too young to remember Vanilla Ice in his prime 120
Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I'm sure in Georgia they grow Bog Cheetos. www.wildflower.org/plants/resul... 020
