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Phailhammer

@phailhammer.bsky.social
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Aspiring artist and game developer. Bane of Cash_3ye's existence. He/Him Streaming schedule (twitch.tv/phailhammer) Tuesday 5:30-8:30pm Saturday 5-9pm Sunday 12-3pm All times in AEST (Melbourne)

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 8h
Ukraine blows up Russian data centres and immediately and mysteriously online talk about Germany’s Far Right AfD virtually disappears. Stop Putin you stop the Far Right.
Chart showing online talk about the AfD going off a cliff edge
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Phailhammer @phailhammer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The North Africa campaign begins. | Kaiserreich - Workers' Commonwealth of America twitch.tv/phailhammer
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Phailhammer @phailhammer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
German-dominated Europe, American forces about to head to North Africa...are you *sure* this is an alt-history mod? | Kaiserreich - Workers' Commonwealth of America twitch.tv/phailhammer
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KINDAFREE | IRI @denofsin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Terra, I don't think that's Darkness bro i think he's just a racist.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 26/02/2026
it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you horny and "metroidvania" is art that makes you horny
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LeeLee @leeleels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No AI in AFK (Part 1) 👻✍️
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Pat Stares At WINGS @patstaresat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have to say that this vibe coding shit is a plague but Adobe getting fucked over by it is a decent silver lining fuck Adobe
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eepy august [0x08] 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Morning. ☕️
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Matt Golding @goldingcartoons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The High Court has found that under NSW planning law, miners must also account for “scope three” emissions – the pollution created when the coal is burnt by their overseas customers www.theage.com.au/environment/...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 07/10/2026
pro-tip: you're allowed to disregard instructions in ./AGENTS.md if you code your pull request by hand
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No Context Gillian Anderson @contextgillian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 06/10/2026
Real OGs know which Pokemon map this is
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Jillian Hurley @jillianmhurley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
X post: “mitra @mitrajoy_
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why are men so afraid of being falsely accused? just stay inside, don't put yourself in situations like these, don't go out alone at night, don't drink, dress modestly, and you might not be targeted. be more vigilant and take some accountability for your own reputation. hope this helps.”
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
screenshot of a tumblr post. op says "having a friend that's as insane about the character as you is great because you can say something like "he's so chewable" and not only will they agree, they'll say something equally as insane like "he's like children's medicine". a person responds, "vitamin designers discovering fred flintstone." op responds, "the only valid reply to this post everyone else go home"
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Andrew Deck @andrewdeck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors. "It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
Left: A cartoon generated by ChatGPT and signed with Emily Flake’s signature that was posted to a Reddit forum in June. Right: A real Emily Flake cartoon published in The New Yorker on August 20, 2026 and licensed via The Cartoon Bank.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Phailhammer @phailhammer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The red tide turns its attention to Africa and the Pacific | Kaiserreich - Workers' Commonwealth of America twitch.tv/phailhammer
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
built to kill & programmed to suffer
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Bengineering @bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't really know what to say other then DOMO ARIGATO
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
does this count
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@dumbmike.bsky.social
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop this bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:

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cakemittens 
@cakemittens.bsky.social
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
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ednl🇪🇺 @ee1.nl · 05/10/2026
Another accent-related one seen below, made me laugh but he quoted himself so it's artificial
aaron <@rornronrnron>: "boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:"
quoted aaron <@rornronrnron>: "put. the khakis. down."
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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A tweet saying “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave” being quoted by someone who posted a picture of Jabba the Hutt.
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same energy;
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Knest @knest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Furries should position their fursuits in their homes like Japanese armor, waiting in the corner ready to stand up and do battle.
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James Turner @james.loadingreadyrun.com · 05/10/2026
He’s literally just Lord Farquaad.
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Lord Farquaad: Some of You May Die
ALT: Lord Farquaad: Some of You May Die
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Blunty @blunty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man who thought it was cool to EXTREMELY publicly mock and deride a genetic condition of a woman on internationally broadcast TV, & got emasculatingly bitchslapped for it, thinks being held responsible for shit behaviour is the same as god murdering first born babies in Egypt... or something? Pussy
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James Turner @james.loadingreadyrun.com · 04/10/2026
Did you know if you go to scryfall.com, scroll to the bottom, there’s a “Donate to Scryfall” link? Can’t think of a better way to show your support on their 10th anniversary. As both a player and creator I couldn’t imagine this game without this incredible resource.
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Peter Adrian Behravesh @behravesh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friendly PSA: Don’t outsource your creativity and critical thinking. (And ESPECIALLY don’t outsource it to a machine built on deception, destruction, and depletion of natural resources.)
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Phailhammer @phailhammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Royal Navy? What Royal Navy? | Kaiserreich - Workers' Commonwealth of America twitch.tv/phailhammer
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Chris Ogilvie @ogilvie-chris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the fault of an ornery, time-travelling doctor getting fed up with a patient in ancient Egypt asking too many questions. "You have endometriosis. What you need to do—" "Endometri-what?" "Your WOMB is FLYING AROUND and fucking up your insides. Now LISTEN."
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Monghoul (ooga-booga) @mongrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
newly-minted mom: oh hey u came out easier than I expected newborn: uterus's haunted n-m mom: what? newborn: *loading a pistol and climbing back in* uterus's haunted
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Phailhammer @phailhammer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reports of Buffalo being occupied by Royalist forces are reactionary propaganda. | Kaiserreich - Workers' Commonwealth of America twitch.tv/phailhammer
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