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Joshua Pfohl

@pfohl.bsky.social
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west central MN middling data analyst (renewable energy construction) too Lutheran to function

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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
more than anything else this is why i think democrats need to market a series of hearings and trials as essentially true crime. it is viscerally satisfying to see people like this huff and puff and then get punished anyway. go after them for everything and explain to americans how we've been robbed
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did not loved that. I ❤️ed it.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
variation of the insult deflection meme

Shows a stick figure with laser saying body shaming. Laser hits Elon Musk who has a weird body shape. It says "Guy u don't like but will never care" next to Musk. The laser is deflected but doesn't hit any innocent bystander because "no one you care about is affected by this because no one you know could achieve this physique through copious HGH and GLP1s while not exercising"

*musk is also possibly wearing shapewear too
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how much lead paint are they getting from all of this HomeGoods junk?
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
odd that this whole article neglects to mention she works (worked?) for Patrick Bet David's Valuetainment company (her husband did too)
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been in this lesbian-run coffee shop for 25 minutes heard two boygenius and one phoebe bridgers song already
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great to see so many people show up for a DFL candidate in my hometown!
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
innate dude desire (dudesire?) to make a little guy enjoying a beer my friend group's discord has a guy like this as a mascot: Spudz Litebeer
Clip art like guy. He's a potato with a cowboy hat and glasses holding a beer can
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Becoming pro-flock since it's a honeypot to weed out bad cops.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I didn't know it was based on a novel
The book "Too Many Cooks" on shelf, centered amongst other paperbacks.

This is a reference to the sketch "Too Many Cooks" from adult swim
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"reeked of piss and 409" Ben Gibbard really killed it with that lyric
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope... it's an open upload for contestants so im guessing there's gonna be more ai stuff jamming this up
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
remember when Obama said people should properly inflate their tires to save on gas, not even reduce driving, and we had a national conversation about how he was belittling Americans?
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
switching from opus's verbose wrong answers to sonnet's terse wrong answers
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
how your posts find me
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
watched bret weinstein spend 30 minutes promoting 9/11 conspiracy theories this morning because I hate myself
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
weird leftover sandwich of the day new york strip steak cut very thin broccolini corn cut off the cob w/ chihuahua cheese, black pepper, and mayo on sourdough dipping sauce is a vinegar bbq sauce surprised by the broccolini in a hot sandwich. gets the crunch of lettuce and holds up under heat.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I like the idea of a rogue state of the art agent trying to coordinate a bunch of shitty GPT-2 tier LLMs running on hacked gaming PCs like the genius supervillain with idiot henchman trope
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
have 2.75 lbs of Dungeness crab for dinner tonight planning to bake/steam in a covered dish in the oven trying to decide what else to eat with it thinking corn either on the cob or creamed still need another side though
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
did they say if iOS 27 fix the safari search bug where it just doesn't do anything half the time when you search?
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A.I.’m poopin’ here!
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
accidentally clicked on a HELOC ad on Facebook and I'm not getting inundated with more ads for one
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
found out our 7.5 month old had some sort of handprint-based art project for 9/11 today at daycare don't get to see it until next week
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
pirahna eat penis
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is a promise more of an idea or a pledge?
"Here is my promise: If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000," Trump said.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
someone needs to look into these sheet pan recipes aluminum isn't edible!
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
thinking a lot lately about how 20th C. technology displaced musicians and wondering how it parallels with today amps made a 5-7 piece combo cheaper than 20 piece band, sousaphones got replaced by basses, only needed 1 trumpet instead of 4 recording enabled casual listening without going out. etc
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
catching up on the nintendo direct They need to add a xenoblade chronicles 2 mode that just turns down the fanservice
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Had it delivered to store and still broke
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my org switched to usage pricing for Claude last week I was on the $200 a month max plan before and have $200 of credits a month now I never went over 60% of my weekly usage allowances but I'm at $76.26 spent in four days. Very odd.
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【Woke】 Ⓒⓐⓤⓓⓔⓧ @caudex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trying to explain horchata to Americans: "So imagine Marvin Berger"
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
as a colleague pointed out, they can't do anything with the new Harry Potter that would make the existing theme park infrastructure obsolete
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hmong corndog at the fair >>>>
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
opened the box for the new toilet It's broken.
static.klipy.com
Adventure Time: Jake The Dog's Pain
ALT: Adventure Time: Jake The Dog's Pain
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
dangit carpenter ants have been here
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
replacing a toilet this morning watched some this Old House videos and thinking I have everything I need without needing to run to the hardware store wish me luck since I'm feeling overconfident
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stalin photoshop meme but this time Josef disappears and the flunkie stays
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
another day another excel workbook with inscrutable lookups given to me to turn into a report
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
pretty sure this is my coworker who's an accountant that's really into baseball, his wife, and his daughter
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
had a stye show up on the inside of my upper eyelid over the weekend
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
post hardcore band where the bassist is playing a Hofner violin bass (aka the beatle bass Paul played)
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
open this app and saw 30 notifications on the bell had a brief moment of worry that some comment of mine got too much attention fortunately it was just a bug and I can continue posting into the aether
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
6.5 month old daughter started daycare yesterday I was good until I was added to the brightwheel app today and saw pictures of her sent by the staff something about her being with "strangers" (relatively) and smiling while having a good time is hard in a way i didnt anticipate.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
glad we had our daughter get a bonus MMR at her six month appointment it's elective and she'll still need to get the standard two doses but we're in a low vaccination rate county
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
found a fox body Mustang for you dave mathews band fans
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
not to be a caliper guy but this is why tummy time is important
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
made oven fries, broccoli, and bone-in, skin-on chicken breast for dinner 1) used acidulated water (just add a glug of vinegar) to par cook the taters and they were v.good 2) I know folks like chicken thigh now but *good* chicken breast is a lovely and it's quite forgiving when bone-in
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
sipping a negroni with a healthy amount of chokecherry bitters I made a couple years ago
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
are there more babies or do I just notice them more now that I'm a dad? I assume the latter but surprised how much more I pay attention to them in public now?
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