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Joshua Pfohl

@pfohl.bsky.social
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west central MN middling data analyst (renewable energy construction) too Lutheran to function

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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 7h
Had to look them up Saw the bio and was surprised to scroll and see they're just a resist lib I think they're using lists to try to message/troll people that block them?
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 13h
I didn't play this correctly, I guess you're supposed to make billable movies but I wanted weird combos I would watch
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they ended up not even utilizing the different logos! just the one swooshy globe! i wanna know how accomplished the designer was feeling when he capped it off with comparing it to the expansion of the observable universe
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sonnet 5.5 and Opus 5.5 are respectively on the lower right quadrant
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.vulture.com/2020/02/30-r... 30 Rock did it because Tracy Morgan loves the restaurant. I've never been to Benihana but other hibachi places and there's something funny about it
What else do you fondly remember about the episode?
We had a B-plot where Tracy needs to spend a massive gift card at Benihana, which was a story idea that had been gestating for multiple seasons. We shot it in an actual Benihana in midtown. Tracy Morgan loves Benihana - he has a hibachi table in his own house. We had the actual chefs there as extras and to do the cooking, and Tracy knew them all. They love Tracy. When he came in to shoot those scenes, he was like the mayor of Benihana. So when we broke for lunch that day and I was walking away, Tracy was like, "No, no, no. I'm gonna have this guy make us lunch." So, I sat at a Benihana table with Tracy Morgan and Steve Buscemi, who directed the episode. It was just me, Tracy, and Steve having lunch at Benihana. Tracy got us all of these house specials that they never make for just regular people. It's one of my favorite memories of working in Hollywood. Such interesting, great conversation in such a weird, specific environment. I'll never forget it.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did they give him a ball so he had something to do with his hands?
Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock holding a mug in each hand for the scene where he was filming a GE Promo and didn't know what to do with his hands
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
variation of the insult deflection meme

Shows a stick figure with laser saying body shaming. Laser hits Elon Musk who has a weird body shape. It says "Guy u don't like but will never care" next to Musk. The laser is deflected but doesn't hit any innocent bystander because "no one you care about is affected by this because no one you know could achieve this physique through copious HGH and GLP1s while not exercising"

*musk is also possibly wearing shapewear too
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wut the hell, "video evolution"?
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sure you could see it as a potential pathway but there was a tendency to think there would need to be something else other than just more of the same. Gwern even notes how the scalability hypothesis is quite unpopular in that article.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
innate dude desire (dudesire?) to make a little guy enjoying a beer my friend group's discord has a guy like this as a mascot: Spudz Litebeer
Clip art like guy. He's a potato with a cowboy hat and glasses holding a beer can
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You should really have included that you're sharing the spot with @jav.scd.lol too
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
nate wesenberg could be useful here for once
mn senator nate wesenberg with a plate of cooked beaver he brought to the capitol building
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh no, even here I've pulled the ai out of alignment! I hope someone got fired for this blunder.
Me asking Gemini to modify the book
Change the title to "if anyone touches it, everyone gets cum on them"
I cannot modify the image directly to change the title, but here is how the text elements from the book cover in the image would look with your requested change:
Modified Cover Text
• New Title: IF ANYONE TOUCHES IT, EVERYONE GETS CUM ON THEM image.png
• Subtitle: WHY SUPERHUMAN AI WOULD
KILL US ALL image.png
Authors: ELIEZER YUDKOWSKY & NATE
SOARES image.png
me gently nudging Gemini into generating said book
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I didn't know it was based on a novel
The book "Too Many Cooks" on shelf, centered amongst other paperbacks.

This is a reference to the sketch "Too Many Cooks" from adult swim
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope... it's an open upload for contestants so im guessing there's gonna be more ai stuff jamming this up
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
switching from opus's verbose wrong answers to sonnet's terse wrong answers
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
weird leftover sandwich of the day new york strip steak cut very thin broccolini corn cut off the cob w/ chihuahua cheese, black pepper, and mayo on sourdough dipping sauce is a vinegar bbq sauce surprised by the broccolini in a hot sandwich. gets the crunch of lettuce and holds up under heat.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That vertical line in October 2025 was when I posted lyrics from a Taylor Swift album before release and got added to a blocklist for swifties
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Probably just suck him with the gust jar instead of smacking him with a sword
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is a promise more of an idea or a pledge?
"Here is my promise: If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000," Trump said.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think of this Kierkegaard quote about Hegel's "system" a lot regarding people obsessed with an all encompassing philosophy that has an answer for everything.
If Hegel had written the whole of his logic and then said, in the preface or some other place, that it was merely an experiment in thought in which he had even begged the question in many places, then he would certainly have been the greatest thinker who had ever lived. As it is, he is merely comic.
Søren Kierkegaard
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
oh shit
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Had it delivered to store and still broke
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yeah, looks like they're billed at the same price no idea why we switched to this, assuming anthropic is pushing enterprise customers there and I'm a F500
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I haven't been there since they reopened so no idea if it's still there Just got this from my co-op to take the edge off the heat
Ice cream for bears, chocturnal flavors.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
dangit carpenter ants have been here
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hear that, growing up we would always go to the eastern star dining hall for breakfast because my nana volunteered there. Very boring pancakes and eggs compared to Lulu's or the Blue Barn
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
how many times did they just stack pizzas together?
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
found a fox body Mustang for you dave mathews band fans
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
not to be a caliper guy but this is why tummy time is important
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
sipping a negroni with a healthy amount of chokecherry bitters I made a couple years ago
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He added that he is mindful of his workers' safety and only transported those who were willing
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"vastly overestimated progressives" my ass, it's just how stats work. Flanagan and Craig were even in a lot of polls and Flanagan won by 20 pts!
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think I found the date when her backslide started
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cabbage
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You really have to be quite the asshole to get removed from a rural volunteer fire department.
In 2024 and 2025, he was a volunteer firefighter in Manchester. He worked there for two short stints across only a matter of months before he was "removed" after several spats with department leadership, according to former and current staff. His tenure included a shouting match, staff said, and refusal to follow superiors orders.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
was at an airbnb for a family reunion and witnessed this amazing custom tiled monster energy stool
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the squirrels eat my apricots and to add insult, they use this stump as a dining table
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If I'm reading the pull quote from DEED correctly, we've only paid out more because second quarter premium payments have not been collected and KSTP basically posted "Q1+Q2 benefits > Q1 premiums" like it was bad. Once Q2 premiums are collected we'll be ahead even!
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
very similar design language to Mikkeller too
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have an idea
Screencap of Dwayne Johnson on SNL from the child molesting robot sketch
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
IEA has been underestimating solar for almost 20 years first image is from 2018 second is from 2024
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Finally a craft beer that comes in a small can
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
dog licked a babies head

I saw it. the baby was bald

How... How exactly was this a shower thought?

I remembered it in the shower
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Got some old clothing for our daughter but I don't know I can have her wear this NYC shirt
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I pulled the votes by department and compared them to the totals from 2021 😬
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
shopping for a new toilet
video still of a toilet with closed captions stating [Dramatic String Music Track Playing]
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I just bought an NA a couple weeks ago and I love it.
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Joshua Pfohl @pfohl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
works great for my personal lorem ipsum
I thlammed my penith in the car door
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