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mpls. 🏳️‍🌈 and tired. champion election predictor 🏆. teacher, abolitionist, ward 1 slut. he/him

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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exceptional solidarity from ASU hockey players who have demanded their coach be placed on leave for essentially overseeing the murder of their teammate and have disputed the university’s findings. www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
Seven Arizona State men’s hockey players asked the university’s president to place the Sun Devils’ coaching staff on administrative leave pending further investigation into the workout that left sophomore transfer Matthew Mayich on life support.

In a 26-page letter sent to ASU president Michael Crow on Monday and obtained by The Athletic, the players disputed numerous findings from the university’s initial review of the Aug. 20 workout, writing that Mayich did not receive water and was provided inadequate medical care after his collapse.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my city council member supports my gay kickball addiction 😂 thanks council president!
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
f scott fitzgerald: HOLY SHIT WE ARE MISERABLE. THIS SUCKS. OH MY GOD. JESUS CHRIST PLEASE SAVE US FROM WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS bad readers for 100 years: omg so glamorous jazz era yaassssssss
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Charleston Dance with Jealous Woman
Alt: Charleston Dance with Jealous Woman
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The motorist community needs to clean up its act, especially if drivers expect taxpayers to keep building car lanes.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
threw away a worksheet that an eighth grader left in my classroom instead of cradling it gently and becoming its sole caretaker
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jacob frey’s gonna be a BET abolitionist by next week lmaooooo
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Tom Olsen @olsenforparks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
His points around needing public commitments on police oversight/reform are valid. Part of why the parks were facing cuts at all was because the city is facing police led cost overruns. Next week we need to fully fund parks (which the BET showed support for) and keep police accountable.
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Ben Krimmel @benkrimmel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sean Manaea is wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt after pitching six solid innings to beat the Texas Rangers, the MLB's only team without a Pride night. Perhaps coincidence, perhaps not.
Image of Sean Manaea wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i hate when people say evil democrats are republicans. “they don’t support X! they’re a republican!” no, they’re literally an elected democrat. that’s the harder reality to deal with. it’s easy to hate republicans; they’re cartoon villains. but the democratic party is ALSO mostly evil. now what?
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yes klobuchar will be a terrible governor BUT she won’t be a senator anymore!! she’s gonna be one of em no matter what so we might as well get a shot at a new DFL senator to pair with flanagan
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
every single one of you who has hemmed and hawed over the strategic value of this can absolutely get fucked. fuck you. block me. you’re all pieces of shit. and mary peltola and her ilk can go to hell
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
democratic candidates know they won’t get more votes if they throw trans people under the bus; they just actually hate trans people and want them under there
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh no i picked up a couple classes to sub for and as a result i am not voting early like i should be 😭😭😭😭😭 rip
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you sent out countless fundraising pleas with a disgraced sex pest
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#1 DFL education priority with the trifecta needs to be a charter school moratorium. or more. fuck em
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh btw edina yards, lake harriet yards, etc. are LOUSY with anders folk signs. it’s a class war (also if his supporters are mostly rich, they probably already voted in the primary and there’s not as much room for growth in the general, so another point in frazier’s favor i think)
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*abdul el-sayed whoops
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a lie. 2001-2004 was a hateful, harmful, awful era. the “shared bond” was white supremacist solidarity masquerading as patriotism, and the racism and islamophobia that defined the era persist today in the hatred that dictates how people like ilhan omar, omar el-sayed, and zohran mamdani are treated.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
not a single skeet about minneapolis district 1 school board candidate ben lattimore. anyone know anything about him? also - prob just don’t vote for either hennepin county sheriff candidate? jfc
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
pirahna eat penis
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
out of like 900 possible answers i guessed right on the first try Survivordle #201 — 1/8 🔥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Survivordle.com
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Survivordle: Daily Survivor Castaway Guessing Game
Guess the Survivor castaway in 8 tries. New puzzle every day.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
reminder that the hivemind gave martha holton dimick a 60% of winning. mary moriarty won by SIXTEEN POINTS. the frey/republican alliance is juiceless in even years until proven otherwise. (see also: CD5 primaries.) i know everyone gets mad at me for punditry but please do not doom unnecessarily
what % odds do you give mary moriarty of beating martha holton dimick (higher
number = better odds for
moriarty)
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hot take i have had for a month or two that i’m ready to unveil: i think anne hathaway is going to win best actress for THE ODYSSEY
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sorry to be optimistic on main but i still see zero evidence that republicans hammering “fraud” shit against the DFL will be electorally effective.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
old man yelling at me for biking on the walking path doesn’t know that i was (briefly!) diverted away from the bike path by slow middle-of-the-path walkers. get ur little friends to follow the rules first pal
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i know this is just ragebait BUT liz lemon is a showrunner who makes at least six figures, publishes a book, and owns two huge NYC apartments. 30 ROCK fans get ur shit together
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
one really good way to think about elections are going to go is: which races that *should* be competitive are already being treated like they’re done deals? this year, it seems like jon ossoff and roy cooper have basically already won their swing state senate races. extremely good sign for dems.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is gonna be a historic midterms wipeout and we are still gonna have to beg hakeem jeffries and chuck schumer to do literally anything
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
obviously the move is to nominate devens/dee/drew cuz angela is least likely to win veto and thus it would be easy to renom her #bb28
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sry i fridgemogged u or w/e i fw them tho frfr plummaxxing
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it would be fine if larpenteur OR como had shit bike infrastructure but both of them do and that fucking sucks
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i hate clankers
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
k-12 superintendents and principals are such a fucking mark for ai boosters. after they were the easiest target of all time for apple and google, the tech world knows how to get them to spend inordinate amounts of money on shit products. these six-figure dumbasses have zero powers of discernment.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
literally all vetoable or ignorable. investigate the fucking trump administration for their crimes and release a thousand reports during 2028 jfc
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
interview 2-3 of their employees and the picture you’ll get will be about a thousand times more accurate
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it’s hilarious that anyone thinks that business owners’ own accounts of why they closed their business are an accurate representation of why they closed their business. they get interviewed as if they are experts, but they will say literally anything if it serves their political narrative.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the icons, as usual, have incredibly short-sighted strategy #bb28 the ideal way to deal with the medieval nonsense is actually to get 2 of the last 3 to be your own loyalists—then you have a 2/3 chance of a win and, supposing everyone is trustworthy, a 2/3 chance of a non-crossovers elimination
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
here’s an ACTUAL problem: being a long-term substitute comes with all of the stress of being a full-time teacher but with pay that doesn’t match your experience and with few or no benefits. teachers worry about taking time off for family because school districts are so bad at filling these positions
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
biking is mostly only dangerous because of cars. there would be not much reason to wear a helmet if there were no cars trying (and succeeding) to flatten cyclists on a daily basis. this is my final statement on this matter.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the DFL continues to signal that its rules apply to progressives and not to conservatives. @richardcarlbom.bsky.social resign.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
also he should 100% stay in his senate seat, a dem senator that can win terms in georgia is the most valuable asset in national politics possible
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
my new conspiracy is that jon ossoff knows he won’t be president (and maybe won’t even run) but he is being positioned by conservatives to be the acceptable “progressive choice” for vice president to a conservative democratic nominee (aka kamala harris)
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🙄🙄🙄🙄 apparently lt gov flanagan’s phrasing has spread to senator smith. just say fucking abolish!!!!! oh wait the polling is bad :( we can’t say mean words :(
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
search got so bad. it’s unbelievable.
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
but also, calling abeler a “moderate republican” in the headline should be a fireable offense that man has voted aye on some heinous shit
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
DFL candidate thinks highway 10 needs more lanes for cars (as if that would solve traffic issues lmao)
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Cedrick Frazier @cedrickfrazier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Proud to be the only DFL endorsed candidate in this race and the only labor endorsed candidate in this race. We’re just getting started! Let’s go!
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my bluesky feed is not a safe place for LLM lovers and it never will be cuz i will block the shit out of you. some people really think they’re on the cutting edge and that the critics are whiny scolds who don’t know how to have fun. sorry, the energy and water usage enough is a big fuckin NOPE
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this is why i’ve always been pretty confident frey doesn’t have a future besides maybe a state house/state senate seat in a handpicked district where the primary will be favorable to him (which is presumably why he moved to SW - that wouldn’t happen in NE).
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birdo 🏳️‍🌈 @mercurymn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the frey machine thinks they are so powerful and popular, but minneapolis elections are so well-tailored to his strengths and every other election just isn’t. frey basically doesn’t have a coalition if he doesn’t get his comparatively huge turnout in his big wards like 13.
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