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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

so we have dms now and still no unsolicited dicks in my inbox grrr

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/05/2024

I’ll check back from time to time. I need to get a nut too sometimes

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/05/2024

I have almost lost interest in this and that other craphole site. Just started a new job so been busy as all hell

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 07/05/2024

if this doesn’t get 100 likes I’m leaving this godforsaken shithole for atleast 2 hours

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 05/05/2024

I’m feeling pretty good today. I may let my wife have an orgasm

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

If a canadian runs out of maple syrup in a dream they die in real life.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

destroy my balls, not my ambition

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/04/2024

Her eyes were Gatorade blue.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

I think maybe I could fit comfortably in a potato bin

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 28/04/2024

girls are like “omg he’s a stalker” and then “uhhgh nobody pays attention to me”

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

I made a unabomber joke and she assumed i was antisemitic. Reminded me of twitter for a sec

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

Thank you! I hope you have a fabulous weekend too!

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

fine I’ll give her another chance

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

Okay thank you. I’m just in a mood today

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 26/04/2024

None of those things. Eat a snickers Emily

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 22/04/2024

well there’s a couple other factors that my lawyer told me not to discuss online

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 20/04/2024

thank you!! I’m pretty excited

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

Bro hurt me so bad I started posting

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

if i slam more than 3 white claws an hour i instantly start my period

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Doing a bunch of CAPTCHA tests just to feel human.

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Lots of bitches refer to me as a beacon of positivity and love

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

okay the slower the better. 😊

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

I just know future me is going to have her shit together.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

training so i can eventually smuggle a Pringles can in my cooch

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

I literally jizzed all over the bathroom

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

And who suffers the most? our bladders

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

be careful…you heard my hotdog story

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 31/03/2024

There's that special time of night when you're like dude I'm gonna have a hot dog

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 08/04/2024

But like for real though do your dicks touch when you hug? Asking for a friend or whatever

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

yeah the mustard really really burned bad

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

I didn’t taste it but probably

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

I missed when I hit 666 followers, so I guess not today either, Satan.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

We're all idiots. Some are really good at it, but most of us are like, entry level idiots.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

bsky is great bc it seems to be one of the only places women can be funny w/o guys wanting to chop their dicks off

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

one time i peed so hard, the tip of my dick split open like a microwaved hotdog

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

It’s a real burden most days

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

my penis is so huge that it doesn’t even look real

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cranky af @permanentpenis.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

in most Deep South states it’s the grandma’s responsibility to teach young men how to sext

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

Me, sexting: Well, that seems implausible.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14/04/2024

I’m waiting til the bees are done with the dandelions and violets & all the other early wildflowers before I have my lawn cut.

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