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Pennywise

@pennywise.bsky.social
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I like rock, science, art, good people, and Marines that aren't idiots. If you support Trump, fuck off. Dad. Husband. Marine. Mechanic. He/Him

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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Davs @davenportant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Original floral abstract acrylic painting, 2020✨
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OSRJuan @osrjuan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fucks sake, lemme know when Bsky stops crashing out over fucking nothing regarding Talarico. Determined not to learn a fuckin thing aren't we.
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would enthusiastically canvas and vote for any candidate that promised to round up anyone involved in this administration, and the right wing support structure like Heritage and Fox, and march them all directly into the sea.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "there's a special time in every dumbshit's life when he first learns to fuck off"
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think MAHA is very straightforwardly the triumph of the snake oil salesmen and the way we beat it is the same way you always beat snake oil salesmen: regulate their claims
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is a confusing place right now if you don't give a solitary fuck about Michigan.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A big ask, no pressure & I know people have better things to do but if about 15-20 people buy this from Blackwell's in the next few hours it's likely I'd have the number 1 & 2 books in their chart & that might be enough to finally persuade an American publisher to get my books out over there...
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/09/2026
man, don’t follow republicans who show up on this website to troll and threaten the libs. expel them to the cornfield and forget they existed. one reason they’ve failed to get a foothold here is because they get iced out.
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I dunno, if I was an all powerful creator, I don't think I would design nature so that creatures would have suffering built in.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 13/08/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "honestly, i don't know what the fuck is wrong with you"
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 06/08/2026
Extra post today, with a hopeful rattling of the pauper's tin cup. Anyone who reads this free story and finds it remotely amusing, please consider tipping your friendly neighborhood writer 🖤🦈
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I yawned as the heavy, fruity stream of first morning piss hit the toilet bowl. It was hard to stay hydrated these days, stuck inside except
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Alt: Pennywise from It Waving Bloody Hand
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The inability of reporters to understand that they don't know everything and could possibly be wrong about something has got to be studied. As a group, their refusal to admit they might have gotten something wrong is only just behind MAGA.
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If we don't do life imprisonment with no chance for parole for members of ICE when this is over, that will have been a failure of our will to do good, and this bullshit will continue to exist in silence. This is not something we can live with, people.
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
OMIGOSH, Send Help is fucking great. Go watch immediately. I love this. It is exactly the movie I thought Nightbitch was going to be, I fucking love it. #SendHelp
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Iwan Rhys Morus @irmorus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No. And no actual experts believe so. There are many ethical concerns around AI, but this really isn’t one of them. I do have ethical concerns about the hucksters trying to sell us on AI consciousness, though.
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 14/07/2026
Like anyone who’s spend time in the Imperial Senate, I have a lot of Palpatine stories. I was covering the Mofferances (Best! Beat! Ever!) when we heard that Moff Tarkin had landed a ship on Ghorman, killing hundreds. I didn’t think for a moment I could get a comment from the Emperor himself, but…
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You write your eulogy in life. If you want people to mourn, make your life something to celebrate. If you want people to celebrate, make your life something to mourn.
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Davs @davenportant.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Original abstract paintings, 2012, and 2020 💖 #art
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. FUCK YOU, GRAHAM. Ahem. Lindsay Graham will be sorely missed, and even now I'm sure he's looking up from Satan's Portapotty wishing he hadn't spent his entire life being a complete piece of shit. I sincerely hope they make a memorial to him that is a public urinal.
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 12/07/2026
A bunch of you are going “defending Biden is just the dumbest thing you could ever do and serious people don’t do it” bc you are terrified of looking in the mirror and realizing you are why we’re in this hellscape, your bitching threw away years of our lives&you’ll be held to account on Judgment Day
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 08/07/2026
I know it's screaming into the void, but HOW THE HELL THIS IMBECILE IS STILL THE PRESIDENT
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I am disappointed that the US soccer team didn't get their ass handed to them by a team from somewhere with a more melinated population.
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you never support shitty dudes, you never gotta issue an apology.
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My wife's mini Aussie just let out a full on howl at 4:30 in the morning. Awoooooooooooooooooooooo. He is fully asleep, just woke everyone else up. From wolves, I tell you. Descendants of wolves.
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Resistance is futile, lol
It's a transcube. You will be assimilated. Hehe
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Liberals say that our democracy won't last another 250 years. They're wrong—our republic won't last another 250 years.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/01/2025
cannot overstate the degree to which i am negatively polarized against nimbys. like, if you go to a public meeting to speak against lower cost housing i think the city should eminent domain your house and your house specifically
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Dr Vanessa @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is like the endless studies we have showing Universal Basic Income works. Even though study after study proves genAI use is inefficient, inaccurate, dangerous, environmentally irresponsible, whatever, ppl will just keep using it because it's about ideological commitments, not reality.
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OSRJuan @osrjuan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'd set up an enormous hi dive platform, and then I'd have everyone who voted for Trump in 24 execute a graceful swan dive into Le Shredder, a machine that makes free compost for US citizens!
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Got a doggie in the emergency vet for an ear thing, (she's going to be just fine) and someone here is having the worst night of their life right now. Losing a pet is so hard.
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is about Mitch McConnell.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If you think Kamala was an openly fascist candidate your opinion on literally anything should be disregarded. I don't even want to hear your favorite color
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Amy Westervelt @amywestervelt.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Seeing another round of hope vs. despair discourse play out in climate circles, so allow me to once again put a plug in for rage.
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Folks: Platner's accuser is a Republican because *Platner* was a Republican until about five minutes ago. Again, red flags all over the place that this guy was not a good candidate for a high profile Senate seat were ignored because he falsely codes as a working class white man.
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 04/06/2026
What's wild is how upset the edgelord left got over this comment despite the fact that we've heard the literal exact same thing from the Bernie camp from the start. Also, they seem to love feigning being upset over Republicans winning, but did everything they could to undermine Biden/Harris.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Republicans: We’re so pro-life, we’ll kill every last one of you to prove it.
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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fonda dix 🔞 happiness dealer @fondaisferal.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Nuzzle the kind. Bark at the ignorant. Bite the rich.
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
HR rules prevent me from adequately describing the ways that I hate Outlook and what should happen to people who run it. I would rather use semaphore with ragged confederate flags than Outlook. I would prefer to use a cup and string where the string is heavy twine and the cups are shot glasses.
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yo, if you designed the controls for the batmobile in Arkham Knight, I hope you develop incredible explosive diarrhea at every social function you find yourself in, and the bathroom is always locked. Fuck you.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I do not understand the people who think this post is an opportunity to argue that in fact "creates nothing" isn't fully accurate. Allow me to tell you collectively: fuck off. But I'm willing to work artisanally as well and tell you each to fuck off individually, because I'm that kind of human.
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Pennywise @pennywise.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My wife, "I can't deal with 7 loads of uncut wood out in the ditch" Me, "That's not what I heard" And now I have to build a doghouse to reside in.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Maybe it's maybelline.. but perhaps it's perhapselline
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The reason I’m in favour of immigration and against the current policies isn’t because demographics mean that we need it for our economy - though that helps. No, the reason I’m in favour of it is basic human decency. These are human beings, not statistics.
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