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Penny Lane

@pennylane086.bsky.social
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Listen, if you're constantly talking about President Cantaloupe I'm going to unfollow you. gofund.me/bfc82f30

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/09/2026
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 17/07/2024
love 2 steal bird memes from the birder discord
people dancing in a home depot, there's a house sparrow in the corner
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Kendra P @hagofbolding.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
new cryptid just dropped
A doodle of the famous short spined raccoon Jimothy
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
wolf pupy @wolfpupy
i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch
10/20/13, 11:34 AM
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/09/2025
MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof. SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now. KASH PATEL: Is it woke? SCULLY: Director, I don’t — PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
are you in the mood for snake?
A drawing of a woman holding a telephone to her ear. A snake is coming out of the phone, and the woman is saying "I live for snake."

Big text at the top says "ARE YOU IN THE  MOOD FOR SNAKE?"

Text underneath says "CALL 1-888-SNAKE TODAY, THE ONLY PHONE NUMBER THAT WILL SEND REAL, LIVE SNAKES THROUGH YOUR PHONELINE TODAY.

 SNAKES ARE STANDING BY TO TAKE YOUR CALLS.
EXPERIENCE SNAKE - 1-888-SNAKE"
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Penny Lane @pennylane086.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
If you use AI to replace my job, I'll have plenty of time to spend burning down your server farms.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Two stills from the television True Detective season 1 showing Rust speaking to Marty in a car with text that reads "I don't eat I just poop"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2024
I will never apologize for a post
a dog in a work shirt and hard hat captioned 

i specialize in roofing
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 15/02/2026
🤗
young man climbing into a crt monitor looking back over his shoulder flipping off the viewer beneath yellow text reading 
FUCK REAL LIFE
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Posting
Two stills from the television show Bojack Horseman showing the money that stops to speak to Bojack after he collapses trying to jog. Text in first image reads "it gets easier. Every day, it gets a little easier". Text in second image reads "but you gotta do it every day. That's the hard part. But it does get easier."
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Morning.
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Scoutprime @scoutprime.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This would fix me
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/01/2026
PSA
Fred Rogers with a big old timey cassette player smiling at the camera captioned 

always record the police because they are fucking liars
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
a screenshot of google maps of what appears to be a giant snake in the ocean
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Ralph Finnea as Dr. Ian Kelson in the movie 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/01/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Amy Sedaris, 'Strangers With Candy'

close your eyes, Jerri.
What do you see?
*a skull on a background of flames subtitled [demonic laughter]
Jerri:  Nothing unusual
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Top image: Tik Tok screenshot, pan of frying chicken over gas range, caption "are you falling asleep to FRIED CHICKEN instead of REAL RAIN?"

Bottom image: Roy Batty (Rutgers hauer", 1000 yard stare in blade runner, standing in the rain from the tears in the rain speech
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The absolute accuracy of this.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I'm on S4 E8, Tunguska, and I'm obsessed with this line delivery from my beloved Krycek
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Great respect for these guys but they do look like the chief researchers at the German Sanitarium for Sex Perverts
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
ok this joke might be a little too specific
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
episode 004
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Boston said #AEWCollision
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Greg Wathen @unaka-man2024.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I love the #bright colors of #fall! #BlueSkyArtShow #nature #autumn #Tennessee
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Whenever I see one my mutuals hit a banger post
Joe Pera wearing sunglasses with a tag still on it saying "I'm psyched for all my friends who are killing it"
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Penny Lane @pennylane086.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I'm Pearl #halloweencostume #halloween
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Still from a tiktok showing a girl green screened sitting in a pew in a church looking up. Text reads "POV: you're a kid in church
seeing who all would die if
the lighting fixtures fell"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
no please I couldn't eat another bite
Screen from the 1958 version of the movie the fly showing the creature in his lab holding up his one human hand and one fly hand
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Penny Lane @pennylane086.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
First atmospheric river and I have to say I'm enjoying it. No sky kayaks though? What's up with that?
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
episode 099
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Gen Z stare
A picture of godzilla with his teeth bared
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
me coming off a holiday long weekend getting hit with the ol’ bastard’s tuesday
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 14/10/2025
Spooky bird stories. Last year's Halloween comic.
A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??"
In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!".
In panel 3, a screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!".
In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
episode 034
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
m@thew
@tweetpotato314.bsky.social
feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
August 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Penny Lane @pennylane086.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Y'all I'm pretty proud of this joke.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
don’t talk to me or my son or my other son or my third hype man son who is running late ever again
an illustration of a sailing ship on the roiling seas in the foreground. there is a weird huge black jellyfish like monster surfacing near it, flanked by two other such monsters in the middle ground, which appear somewhat smaller. there is another hazy such monster in the distance
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Penny Lane @pennylane086.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
*points at officer* I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! *gets shot*
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
there's too much fucking shit on me
A guy wearing a clippy the paperclip mascot style costume looking dejected
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Yeah man it's Eno you might not like it at first but you have to give it a chance
Still from the Godzilla movie All Monsters Attack showing Godzilla's child(I belive is called Manilla in this one) sitting with a young boy against some rocks while the boy wears headphones
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