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Pelican

@pelicanmerchant.bsky.social
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I'm interested in a variety of fish, including herring, anchovies, sardines, mullet, minnows, and carp. I also enjoy crustaceans (like crayfish, crabs, and shrimp), amphibians (frogs and salamanders), and sometimes small turtles.

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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 13h
Ladies, remember: If a group of men ask whether you're alone, even if you are, no the fuck you aren't.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 8h
"how do you want them to avoid cancellation? do you just want guys to disclose it before every video? what do you want them to do??? how can any guy have a chance??" I want him to serve as an example to others. I am not interested in rehabilitation and second chances anymore
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 17h
Great question 👇
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20h
I don’t want to debate, I don’t want to jubilee, I don’t want to sit down for lunch with them I want equal human rights and freedom for everyone.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 12h
Working on a piece for Defector about Warhammer 40k, something I've wanted to write for about five years, and my research revealed that Games Workshop contributes more to the UK's total economic output than the entire fishing industry.
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 10h
Fact.
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Christopher @heychristofur.bsky.social · 17h
“Mark Carney and the Canadians were in the closet making secret tariffs and I saw one of the secret tariffs and a tariff looked at me!"
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 12h
This made me laugh
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Michael Druker 🇨🇦 @mdruker.app · 12h
I am (for now) blissfully ill-informed about current Quebec politics, but goddamn is first-past-the-post a ridiculous way to do things
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jettelly @jettelly.bsky.social · 19h
Look away from a doorway in Impermanence and the room behind it may completely change. 👁️ How does this Godot horror game hide the switch? Read the breakdown: jettelly.com/blog/imperma... #godot #gamedev #indiedev
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Astronaut Terry Virts @astroterry.bsky.social · 20h
Alex Ovechkin plans to retire after this season- the same @ovi8 who just filmed a propaganda video supporting Putin and his evil, terrorist regime. If he skates one more minute in a @Capitals uniform, shame on them. This is a no-brainer, @NHL . apple.news/ACalT9Hx2SQO...
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'Times Fly': Capitals' Alex Ovechkin to retire at end of season — ESPN
Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin announced Monday that this will be his final season in the NHL.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20h
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ceej @ceej.online · 18h
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
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Molly Coleman @mollycoleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This week marks 10 years since I had an abortion. It wasn’t traumatic or heart wrenching—I just didn’t want to become a parent while 24 and living in a shoebox in Brooklyn. I will never be able to convey the rage I feel at the men who have spent the last decade making women less free and less equal.
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolutely 100% we need to add this to criminal code explicitly
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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Pelican @pelicanmerchant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holyshit I understand why people didn't like season 5 of #StrangerThings It's fun.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Historians: What the fuck are you talking about, you insane clown?
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GOP lawmaker: Nixon was ‘couped out of office,’ ‘framed’ during Watergate
Rep. Riley Moore (R-W.Va.) said Thursday that former President Nixon was “absolutely couped out of office” and added that he was “framed” during the infamous Watergate scandal. “We now know more ab…
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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Joanna Phuong @jobekiani.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A group of interfaith leaders in California is marching 96 miles from an ICE processing center in the Mojave Desert to Downtown L.A. to protest ICE and demand a shutdown of "all detention centers."
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Despite having having far more people, Russia also has about an equivalent GDP to California minus Los Angeles and Santa Clara County. Seems pretty low T and beta!
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Pelican @pelicanmerchant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How the fuck do you do you continue holding onto to that information and stay silent. I'd go fucking insane.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 03/10/2026
My goodness that is sleazy. Thank you for the warning. I will now have to begin every recorded interview by stating that this recording is for the use of the interviewer only.
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montanagal1979.bsky.social @montanagal1979.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Desperately calling for a mute US politics button
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good, lock that little shit-weasel up!
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CEO: We need to cut costs. Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting. CEO: Who's that in the hallway? Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards. CEO: Fire Greg.
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Pelican @pelicanmerchant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyday I grow more envious
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck Mike Smith. The man has been accused multiple times of sexual assault. This is not the first time he's been brought up on charges. Dropped charges or even acquittals do not mean innocence. Society wants us to believe that women are born liars, but I refuse to swallow that propaganda.
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Sexual assault charge against ‘Trailer Park Boys’ actor Mike Smith dismissed
A sexual assault charge against actor Mike Smith was dismissed on Thursday as his trial was set to begin in Dartmouth provincial court.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@cornelluniversity.bsky.social THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A VERY LONG TIME
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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a fake screenshot of the game final fantasy 8 with the character Irvine saying "the wealthy are always the biggest welfare recipients"
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Christopher Terry @christopherterry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Minneapolis installed a speed bump by my apartment last week. It is a road students drive excessively fast on because it has comparatively few stop signs compared to surrounding side streets. It is destroying undercarriages and bottoming out vehicles at a high rate. I'm thinking a streaming camera.
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Taylor Strong @taylorklong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone got a list of the top 10 places in the greater Seattle area where I can go scream out all of this rage? Thanks 🙏
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anthony ocampo @anthonyocampo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1st time seeing my 1st book at @vromansbookstore.bsky.social in Pasadena.
bald Filipino dude giving thumbs up in front of a book shelf displaying his book THE LATINOS OF ASIA
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spanish actor Javier Bardem is calling to boycott Starbucks for supporting the genocide in Palestine
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎯 'A man raped her' instead of 'she was raped.' Have you ever read a headline that reads "A bank was robbed by a suspect?" Nope. It's "A suspect robbed a bank."
Christina Ricci in front of a patterned wall with the text: Maybe we should start talking about how many men out of 3 will sexually assault someone... instead of how many women out of 3 will be assaulted. Lets shift the ownership..
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three years ago, the Free Beacon ironically named me man of the year on their website. "Don’t give up Ben, you have a whole lot of nothing to look forward to," they wrote. This year, I was on a TIME100 list. I would take this moment to tell them how they can suck me: from the back. Thank you.
We don’t know about Ben’s family or personal finances, but we certainly can’t disagree about his lack of skills. But for someone with absolutely no ability, Ben has found the perfect gig.

Don’t give up Ben, you have a whole lot of nothing to look forward to. Only now, when you do nothing, you'll do it as a Free Beacon Man of the Year.I win.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂😂😂
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🇨🇦 Allan @northernboomer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can’t watch a pregame show with Gretzky on it. F**king traitor!!
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/09/2026
This is a photograph of the edge of one of Saturn's rings, looking down from above. Those spiky dark shapes are shadows. Shadows of giant towers of ice and dust grains clumped together that rise up to three *kilometres* above the 10-m thick rings.
A series of bands cross the image from left to right, brighter at the bottom and darkening towards the top. A band of empty space is at the top of the image. About a quarter down from the top is a complex pattern of jagged, spiky shadows cast onto the rings. The icy towers casting the shadows are seen here at a highly oblique angle.
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is better energy journalism than you'll see in most Canadian newspapers today -- and certainly anything coming out of Postmedia in Alberta. I've yet to see any of the talking heads and industry spokespeople actually confront it. energi.media/markham-on-e...
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LNG Canada Phase 2: The $33-Billion Bet on Asian Demand
LNG Canada Phase 2 is a $33-billion bet on Asian demand, Qatar recovery and a historic wave of new global LNG supply.
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Wirral @w1rral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has anyone cross-checked their parents against the donation register at Cornell? I’m guessing there were a few hurried donations made around Dec’24 or Jan ‘25.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: Fox News agrees to host a debate between me and Ken Paxton — because the people of Texas deserve it. They're just waiting on Paxton to agree. Ball's in your court, Ken.
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